burntsquirrelart.bsky.social @burntsquirrelart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm disappointed...Where's the Statue of Liberty weeping at what this country has become? 2101
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026stan, there autumn be a law is some of the best wordplay i've ever seen 0170
Eric Janssen @ericjanssen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Look, it’s supposed to be one of Onion’s…what? Oh, wait, it IS Kelly posting it. Heh, never mind. 😛 010
Harry Pujols @harrypujols.com · 04/10/2026In New York runners get a banana and an ice-cold bagel. 010
Scott Larson @wballphotos.com · 03/10/2026I just picked up my bib for a marathon tomorrow and people were telling me "Enjoy the marathon". What do these people think a marathon is? 000
Robert Wood's Johnson @dirkbender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having managed to finish a fun 5K myself (dead last! 58 minutes and change! Proud of me!) I can attest: No lies detected. 151
randal41.bsky.social @randal41.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a runner this is true. We only run to stop others from having cookie 👍 010