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America's Spookiest Dad

@finaldad.bsky.social
4.4K followers 636 following 9.1K posts

Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him

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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Went off and painted myself a dwarf in my ongoing struggle to have a creative output in this fascist nation
A dwarf minature A dwarf minatureA dwarf minature
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not Fall until you've had a Beef Stew Taco
Beef stew in a hard shell taco
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
post a meme made by you
Dune the movie title card with title substituted for "A crab is pinching my penis"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're literally being Mr Gotcha from the famous comic
Mr Gotcha comic. A lady looking perplexed as she stares at Mr Gotcha who's pointing at her with finger guns while saying, "...you said on an iPhone. Heh. Gotcha."
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We wastewater operators essentially do the same thing but we do it with more style
Two golfers meme. The straight dressed golfer is labeled "Water Operators". The cocky, flamboyant golfer is labeled "Wastewater Operators"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Didn't turn out the way I envisioned and tried some new techniques that didn't workout. Just didn't come together for me but I learned
Elven warrior carrying a sword and a torch
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell yeah it's awesome. I've only gotten into it in the past year. Checkout this Bone Devil I did this week
Bone Devil painted mini
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Painting some cool assed shit because fuck AI
A Bone Devil from D&D. Basically it's a fleshy winged skeleton with a scorpion tail AKA the most metal fucking thing ever
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been doing some hobby painting. You can see my progress from a basecoat to wash to highlighting.
Tiefling sorcerer miniature with a basecoat of predominant colors of dark blue, dark purple, bright yellow and a light blackTiefling sorcerer miniature now with a wash applied to darken colors and highlight detailsTiefling sorcerer miniature with full fleshed out highlights
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This cat is snorting at me as I eat a bowl of chicken wings
A black abyss of a cat with orange eyes in a beige kitchen
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These are the headphones I wear while playing my videogames. Not even a shitpost. I actually wear these
A big pink and white wireless headphones with a cute little pink ribbon on it
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyday you deny the ongoing genocide you dig a deeper hole in hell
Al Jazeera's ongoing infographic about Israel's Genocide in Gaza
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does this look harmless to you????%???
Pickle Rick killing shit
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everybody's favorite Bloodless Qaunt. Sorry if I misspelled the name. Spelling ain't my strong suit
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm going full offensive calling you a Garage Beer brand beer cheese and sausage slider
White Castle ad proclaims their newest attrocity of Garage Beer brand beer cheese sausage slider combo
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why yes, I'm from Wisconsin Northwoods? How'd you know?
Heat map of similar dialects and Northeastern Wisconsin and all the UP is Most Like You
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This mfer NEEDS piss!
A white sectional
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Fist of the North Star with his titular phrase that everyone knows "You are already jacked off"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There's many people who paint better and take better pictures but gosh darn it I'm still going to show off what I got so others want to do the same because there's joy in creation
Human fighter DnD miniature painted yellow, silver, and ruby red
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is why they pay me the big bucks. This is what things look like when things go as planned
A containment area filled with undigested sludge. A cake pump in the background with a bleeder pipe attached
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll It's the return of the Cum Pipe!
Polymer overflow pipe with a small pool of polymer on absorbent pads. I'm giving it a thumbs because the polymer looks like cum. It's funny to give a thumbs up if you see a small pool of cum like liquids. Giving things a thumbs up for odd reasons is the height of comedy. Giving thumbs up to someone drowning. Giving thumbs up to failed exam. Giving thumbs up to your home burning down. Downright a cornerstone of comedy. Only to be beat by giving the middle finger to inappropriate things. But you can't always be making the same joke everytime. Variety is the spice of life. But long story short:

CUM PIPE!
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah boss, that cum overflow pipe is working real good. We can go right back to "no loads refused"
A big yellow pipe with a cum like substance underneath on some absorbant pads. It's actually a liquid polymer we use in wastewater to thicken sludge as part of solids process. It smells like cat piss and will make the ground as slippery as ice. But it looks and feels like cum. DON'T KNOW HOW IT TASTES SO DON'T ASK ME IF IT TASTES LIKE CUM!!!!!
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love Wisconsin so dang much
A bunch of vodka bottles for $9.99
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Earning my PHD in weekday drinking and grilling
Mountain Dew Hard in the foreground. Grill with coal smoking out of a chimney starter in the background
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Making my own bagels for a helluva good egg sandwich for lunch
Everything bagel egg sandwich with a hot dog
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going deaf in the most American way possible
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Took us 4 bloody months after the move, but we're finally settled enough to start painting again
Plastic drawing desk with a setup for painting minis
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Behold some bullshit I slapped together
A Curios cabinet with painted DnD minis
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haus of Decline's infamous chart loving economist who keeps showing charts instead of interacting with the reality of the numbers behind the charts
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only question is if you prefer hydraulic or mechanical?
Hydraulic press punching holes into a piece of sheet metal
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What I show my boss vs what I actually achieve:
A cinnamon babka with a nice crumble on topOther side of the babka with its internals spilling off the side
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hell yeah it does
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yeah, I was a bit of a badass as a kid
Skinny white boy with 90's pearlite shades pointing a toy flintlock pistol at the camera
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don't want to clean this shit out but by gawd I will for a Steam Deck...maybe
Half empty aeration basin with bubbly wastewater Another drained section of the aeration basin with aeration lines exposed
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Found a guy
World's tallest statue of a Native American. Classic roadside attraction from 1964
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
On a road trip today and saw a sign from god
A steel railroad bridge that's spraypainted with "Hayward Sucks Class of 2026" also a small bit graffitied "Balls"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Dang it, gotten eaten by a dang fish
A beautiful view of some buildings from inside the mouth of a dang fish
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A sketch of Volke's cat's head with the byline, "Shut up. I snore where I please"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"Our" "president" #bluewave #resist #shouldbeatbrunchrightnow
A sweaty DRUMPF slug saying, "Behold my kissable wormy lips Barbara!"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Checks out
A frenchified Sega Dreamcast smoking a cigarette and saying "We'll make le first game about le depressed middle aged man who is le fish"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Bored at my joke of a job so it's time to sketch stupid shit
A frazzled middle age man with a cartoon dog? on his shirt. He's stating, "I yearn for the days I didn't have to do anything at all"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me when I came back from a family trip to Paris in 6th grade:
John Travoltas in various berets
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me the moment I takeover a TV station:
An old knob TV with a cheesy TV Anchorman broadcasting on it. Title card says "Breaking News! Hell Yeah!"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey boss, got that drain unclogged for ya. She ain't getting clogged again anytime soon
Hose going into a drain. You can see the floor below through the drainFrom the floor below perspective. You can see the hose hanging through the drain hole
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Found @fredo.bsky.social truck while out in the wild today
Big old truck with a license plate, "SOUPMAN"
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
At work pumping shit again
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You haven't gotten to northern Wisconsin until you see one of these in a ditch
Bottle of Blackberry Flavored Brandy
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Good thing I'm working alone tonight because I'm going to be gassing it up
A bowl of corned beef and cabbage soup. A plate of deviled eggs
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A coworker spent last night doing a little art project
Visual depiction of the "This is Fine" comic meme drawn on the glass of a fire door
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Goose is the tallest Goose
Burmese cat sitting on a tall stack of totes near to the ceiling
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