Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Local man frothing at mouth and gnashing teeth preparing to send a work email 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Still not isekai'd on the way to work, a tragedy in 67 parts 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Using a warmed public toilet seat is a fundamental human experience 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Sometimes you hear grown men make animal noises in the gym bathroom. Today's selection was some sort of wild cat growl. 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Finally the yawning fissures became large enough for door ways, and I went through. Not a heroic volunteering, others went before me and survived. No, I had hoped they were wrong, and resigned myself to death. On the other side of the portal was a pretty okay sci fi looter shooter 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I dreamt of the end of the world last night. Crack in the concrete of reality great and small, pouring forth grey oil and black smoke. They grew slowly, over days and weeks, a strangling death for our world. I'd hop over one on the way to work. I was working till the last day. 100
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Fighting the urge to not quit like a big boy. Come on brain, come on! Go further beyond! 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Blasting through my PR to the Yu Gi Oh opening themesong 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The Hellen Keller denial, more than anything else, has genuinely cost me some amount of hope in the next generation 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Not only do I think every job should have liveable wages, I think said wages should account for having mean coworkers. I am literally not payed enough to deal with snippy 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Maybe the stench of tiger balm, axe, and old spice deodorant will cover up my wombo combo of gym stank and forgetting to shower for an entire weekend (don't @ me, I know) 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Day 1 of Blasting Monoco's theme until my depression is cured It's already workedmedia.tenor.coma blurred image of a blue object on a brown surfaceALT: a blurred image of a blue object on a brown surface 010
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 14/09/2025If anyone's curious how my self adult education is going, I got a Pre K level math problem wrong. So honestly par for the course. 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Stairmaster five minutes is longer than DMV five minutes I will not explain 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Has anyone else wondered if dog treats actually are really good? Like what if Scooby Snacks fuck, what if Shaggys right 100
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I just wanted to finish Fiveman before it was taken down. All of Jetman is right there on tubi. Free me from capitalism, even as I participate in itmedia.tenor.coma group of power rangers are standing in a row with their arms outstretchedALT: a group of power rangers are standing in a row with their arms outstretched 010
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Here's hoping the rain gets me out of plumbing house work today folks. My body is tired. 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Sometimes marriage is prostitution in exchange for sweet treats, but damnit I'm excited about my iced mocha 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 26/05/2025"I haven't seen you post on Bluesky in awhile." - My wife, 2025 010
Reposted by Figgy SmadsMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/03/2025"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."mcsweeneys.netSenator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f... 5760471613
Reposted by Figgy SmadsGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025There are so many justifications for getting phones out of schools and he just had to pick the one that was the most batshit crazy 3274963
Reposted by Figgy SmadsGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/03/2025We’re gonna need this meme a lot over the next few years. 1375131802
Reposted by Figgy SmadsFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/03/2025if i ever refer to y'all as my "audience" feel free to wheel out the guillotine 1230244
Reposted by Figgy SmadsMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm on my third midlife crisis, they certainly don't seem to get any easier. 10260107
Reposted by Figgy SmadsNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 22/03/2025*corrects your grammar with more incorrect grammar* 614465
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Hey guys, just finished Dai Sentai Goggle V, the sixth sentai series. It's really good if you skip to the second half, I promise. We got Yaoi princes, Jackie Chan style fight sequences, and loonie tunes explosions. Also child death fake outs, 10/10. 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 07/03/2025It's so nice to watch the common man unite with his elected officials and cross political lines to stand against the evil empire, America. Good luck Canada 010
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I will have to shit in the middle of stream today I feel it in my bones. Also my bowels, but mostly my bones. 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 07/03/2025You know, I meant to update this account whenever I finished a new piece of media but like. I guess that requires me finishing shit, huh? 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I dont support the banning of the book, but in hindsight popcorn reading certain parts of To Kill A Mockingbird was diabolical. 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Everything happening politically is teaching me that not enough men are told to shut the fuck up when they're being stupid. Like if they need that position filled, I will gladly tell people what sounds super fucking stupid. Like firing the national weather service. Just as a crazy example 🙂 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 21/02/2025The only good thing to happen in 2025 is me seeing Sonic 3. Shit balled so hard.media.tenor.coma man in a red jacket and black pants is standing in front of a robot .ALT: a man in a red jacket and black pants is standing in front of a robot . 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I am waiting for a grief I can not name, while another I know all too well has me by the throat. A reminder to reach out to your loved ones while you can. 000
Reposted by Figgy Smads✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/01/2025I fucking hate TERFs and they aren't welcome in my spaces. Repost if you also hate TERFs. 5258151
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Maybe if I stay in this bathtub long enough everything will stop being shitty by the time I get out 000
Figgy Smads @figgysmads.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Once more gonna lie to my family and pretend I know how to cook while finding that guatemalan guy on YouTube 010
Reposted by Figgy Smadsmicchiato 🎋 @micchiato.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either. 8384112645
Reposted by Figgy SmadsGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/01/2025What a surprise!comicsands.comGreenland Official Rips Don Jr.'s 'Staged' Visit, Says Trump Was Flipped Off By LocalsShocked! Shocked, I say! 1555030563
Reposted by Figgy SmadsVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I'm gonna grow my own Doritos. 19415103
Reposted by Figgy SmadsPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I’m babysitting my little Italian cousin and I have no idea how much prosciutto to give a 6 month old 2284060261
Reposted by Figgy SmadsSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Slut era I whisper as I open a can of beans with my potato peeler 622253
