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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Had a fab evening out with a very good friend in Croydon last night, we wore pretty frocks and everything 😍 Had a few cocktails and some truly great food at Basil & Grape - homemade elderberry tart for dessert anyone? I'd do that again 10/10. Also, we went to see @brianbilston.bsky.social

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

and who's blood was it that was spilled, hmm? I think you'll find that it was West Surrey's... to be fair, I live between guildford and the cronx. we ummed and ahhed over which show to go to, and opted for croydon as we fancied a night of living dangerously 😆

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

not long till my work buddy & I get to see you in The Cronx, I can't wait ❤️

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I remember distinctly the first time I read this. It made me laugh out loud, and still does, you clever bugger.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

bloody dust here, my eyes are a mess

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

not a well known fact, but hia family name Beard was originally Bear'd, short for Bearnaised, reflecting his many-times Great Grandfather's steak preference

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I absolutely love this, such a cute battybabe 😍 but I have questions, sorry. actually, just one. How long, exactly, are Rose-Ann's arms??

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

So, we found a live bat in our galleries. 🦇 a thread🦇

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"Dear Diary, Final day of campaigning for the Clacton by-election. Whatever the result tomorrow, I can at least rest assured that I will be a total laughing stock and look like an attention-seeking crybaby."

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

gonna try this approach with the kiddos

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

same here in the Surreyhara, the lawn's looking amazing

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

not the best video, but I was VERY excited to see a hummingbird hawk moth in my garden yesterday. apparently their not uncommon? did not know that! had to rescue another 2 this morning, they'd got stuck in my conservatory #VeritablePlagueOfBeautufulMoths

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

kitty spam with alt text makes the internet a better place

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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

As we're about to surf another #heatwave, here's a summery #cartoon involving a #whale from @privateeyenews.bsky.social

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

bit dusty in here innit? tears of joy, for sure, i love this soooo much ❤️ 😍 💖

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Apart from Panama and Tophatistan, are there any other countries named after hats? #WorldCup

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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Whatever you're up to this weekend, I hope you have an enjoyable one. #cartoon from the now (sadly) defunct Phoenix magazine. #art #caveart #artgallery

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

love this bit of pure silliness 😆

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

something, something... Thankful for the Moisturiser...

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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

As #WorldCup2026 is underway, here's a reminder that the very first international #football tournament took place in England in approximately 3100 BCE. @privateeyenews.bsky.social #stonehenge #cartoon.

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.

Refugees

They have no need of our help
So do not tell me
These haggard faces could belong to you or me
Should life have dealt a different hand
We need to see them for who they really are
Chancers and scroungers
Layabouts and loungers
With bombs up their sleeves
Cut-throats and thieves
They are not
Welcome here
We should make them
Go back to where they came from
They cannot
Share our food
Share our homes
Share our countries
Instead let us
Build a wall to keep them out
It is not okay to say
These are people just like us
A place should only belong to those who are born there
Do not be so stupid to think that
The world can be looked at another way

(now read from bottom to top)

Brian Bilston

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

booked my tickets today for The Cronx. Gonna be there with my work bestie Val who came back to work today after she had a few months off with a cancer scare. ❤️

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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Dunno why, but this oldie from The Oldie sprang to mind... #BritishSummer #cartoon

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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

As the football is paused momentarily and England play the first cricket test of the season at Lords today, here's a @privateeyenews.bsky.social cartoon to mark the occasion...

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Gary Erskine @garyerskine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The hidden arrow in the FedEx logo is design perfection. Paris Tennis School: Tiens ma bière.

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Hot Dogma!! Get it while it's fresh!

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Bumble is doing his biggest stretch

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Nova's been working so hard on hus yoga, can you tell? x

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Bumble says 👋 he also wants you all to get sole good naps in today

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Slightly increase a band Artic Halen

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

a chap I know from dancing class did his own 🙈 news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/...

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BBC News | HEALTH | GP carries out DIY vasectomy

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

#NotOurCat but my two quite happily invite him into the house and let him eat their food. Think he must be the local GangstaCat

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I'm hiding this under a pic of Frank because obvs word count issues. Here's how to complain to the Electoral Commission about Reform's 'vote for us or you get concentration camps' bullshit. Details in the pic.

Cut and paste the below and send to the Electoral Commission addresses at the end:

"Formal Complaint: Undue Influence and Coercive Campaigning by Reform UK

Dear Electoral Commission Regulatory Team,

I am writing to formally lodge a complaint regarding the campaign tactics recently announced by Reform UK on May 4, 2026.

The party's home affairs spokesperson has publicly committed to a policy of "prioritising" the placement of migrant detention centres—with a proposed capacity of 24,000 individuals—specifically in constituencies and council areas that vote for the Green Party. Conversely, the party has "guaranteed" that areas electing Reform UK representatives will be exempt from these facilities.

I believe this constitutes "Undue Influence" under the Representation of the People Act, as it uses the threat of infrastructure placement to pressure citizens into voting a certain way or to penalise them for their existing political affiliations. This tactic appears designed to:

•⁠ ⁠Intimidate voters by threatening negative local consequences for their democratic choices.

•⁠ ⁠Incentivise votes through the promise of specific geographic exemptions that are not based on administrative or logistical necessity, but purely on partisan alignment.

Threatening to punish specific geographical areas based on their voting record is a violation of the principle that elections should be free from coercion. I urge the Commission to investigate whether this policy breaches the Electoral Code of Conduct or the legal prohibitions against intimidatory behavior in campaigning.

I look forward to your response regarding the steps being taken to ensure the integrity of the 2026 local and further national elections."

send emails to press@electoralcommission.org.uk and complaints@electoralcommission.org.uk

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

omg I could not cope with that. You, dear @elimccann.bsky.social, are a saint.

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fi fi @fifilafolle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

omg @brianbilston.bsky.social can't believe you set yourself up for so much cat spam, what a numpty 😆 here is my Lili (aka LiliBug, Bug, Bugski, Buggage, Bugetti, Bugster) with her Bumble (aka Bumblebee, La Bumble, Bumbletta, Bumblepants, Mr Handsome Pants, Smoochie McMoochie, Michelbumbleo etc)

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