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Szcxxewb (he/himbo)

@festivelysuicidal.bsky.social
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Professional horny fuck Amateur Magic player DMs extremely open and encouraged (It's pronounced 'shoob')

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Szcxxewb (he/himbo) @festivelysuicidal.bsky.social · 4h
Scientists have yet to find a body type more attractive than chubby girl with a small cock
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Ur Lovin Mudda @curlylarryand.moe · 11/10/2026
You love just right, you ball the perfect amount, you are funny and personable
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 16h
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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cornfrosty (ash) @cornfrosty.bsky.social · 7h
pierced titties, never sucked
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freak out and sell everything
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
reminder
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Lemmy @frogcroaks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
buddha please i need this my mom is kinda stuck in the samsara cycle
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izzy @isobel.top · 04/07/2023
vibrator with materia slots
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
how it feels liking mommy stuff
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Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander in the Mine
ALT: Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander in the Mine
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celery
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🌹💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT @littlebeeposmisery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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glowing shadow @braindrill.lol · 10/10/2026
Would you rather have:
1. $19 right now
OR
2.7 billion dollars but you have to wait till tomorrow
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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Jane SCREAMix 🌙 @ayliffe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ah, the ol’ evergreen:
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
made my own vent art
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just wish you were here 📱
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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 09/10/2026
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The touching story of a traditionally attractive woman going back into her shell and becoming a pervert nerd with huge thick-rim glasses jerking off at her computer all day.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every nier automata side quest is like MACHINE THAT LOVED TO SUCK COCK: "I...JUST...WANTED TO...SUCK....COCK..." (explodes) 9S: "Wow, that machine was so weird! Right, 2B?" 2B: "9S...We androids also like sucking cock..."
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samphelt @bunysae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tabby 🔜 Howloween @cuppatabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kinktober Day 9: Orgasm Denial
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Lime 𓃦 @thylema.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"X-files" needs a viewer discretion for bisexuals, if one isn't careful they could die from all their blood running to their genitals and others could get hurt by the explosion that follows
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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love ffxiv so much
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Yuri Lowenthal @yurilowenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
While it may seem unnecessary to many of you, today seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trans Rights Are Human Rights and the trans community will always have my axe.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you?
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Szcxxewb (he/himbo) @festivelysuicidal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trans Japanese food addict whose pronouns are su/she
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Conquest, War, Famine, and Death.
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resafandrab.bsky.social @resafandrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The debate continues,
Nerdy mouse girl labeled 'girls on a five day cycle' saying

 "Basically if you're on Estradiol Valerate and can't get a different ester like Enanthate you should be on a five day cycle for optimal hormone stability.
It's easiest to conceptualize it as doing one shot for each day of the week in a month without repeating:
SThTSuFWM
I use the JAV Title
mnemonic device: Sexy, Three Trannies Sucked and Fucked on
Wednesday Morning"

Blaisé wolf girl saying "mental breakdown every Tuesday. Do my shot every Wednesday. Simple as."
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
decided to hop on the latest art trend how did I do
Just words that read 'Trans people matter more than doing a Harry Potter art trend'
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Hierophant_Pink @hierophantpink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah sure whatever man
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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SPACELING 🌈👽🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @spaceling.art · 01/10/2026
being trans is so much more than some pronouns and whether or not you take hormones or undergo surgery if someone identifies as trans, then that's it. so what if they don't socially transition, or change their name literally you cannot decide what someone else gender is it's 2026 for fuck's sake
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Eregbueye @eregbueye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Fragments World of Warcraft character quick commission
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IvyGM @ivygm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
monkey’s paw-job
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𝗗𝗦𝗬 @dansyronart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
mission status: sick
illustration depicts a fisheye camera view of a jerboa girl in a maid dress doing a sick boardslide on the lip of a skatepark pool.  She simultaneously opens an energy drink, while amazed onlookers capture it on video.  It is, infact, quite sick.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
^_^
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