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Tevor the Third

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Just barking at the moon.

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Nerd House @nerdhouse.bsky.social · 8h
Well that's good, because no one's buyin' 'em!
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 8h
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 17h
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell Is Us spoiler but one I think is really kind of fascinating and maybe worth having spoiled? ... So a lot of games have blank slate protagonists. Silent protagonists. Amnesiac protagonists. Or fully player created characters. This of course is all in order to present the player with...
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Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For those that need a translation (like myself)
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wrestlesky keeps making me tear up. Ben deserves everyone's tears though, so its ok.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.
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Ryan Mulligan @wasabiryo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven't seen this posted here yet but here's Lance Archer talking from the heart about why they still performed lsst night. 📽️ - @EddyWisco on X 🤼
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
The name for the Full Gear PPV started as a bit with Hangman Page being in full gear because of PAC.
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
When PAC tried to make Gravity remember him.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woke up. Still devastated 😭
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zig @zigontherocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my little pac story was at a dguk meet and greet. i wanted to tell masato yoshino that he was my favourite wrestler and pac offered to translate. he turns to yoshino and in broken english shouts “YOU. HIM. FAVOURITE WRESTLER” and yoshino is very appreciative and shakes my hand.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, no more internet for me tonight. All the Pac mourning is just making me cry.
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TJ Archer @tjarcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was the only picture I got of you last night. How the fuck was this last night? How are you gone?
PAC above the crowd
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my god. Benjamin "PAC" Satterley died. He was on the PPV yesterday. Fuck. Love you PAC. Thank you so much. You were one of my perennial favorites 😔
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Aew Pac
ALT: Aew Pac
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's pretty wild that the last stand of Ripley and the Marines in Aliens was defeated by a drop ceiling.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just spent waaay to much money on an imported alpaca wool poncho from Ecuador? I'm soliciting volunteers to take control of my finances moving forwards. I'll be real snug though.
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C ✊ UVW-CWA @ckjong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Under capitalism homelessness not only has to exist, it has to be as miserable as possible for the people experiencing it, because it's the threat of homelessness that keeps the working class in line and desperate for jobs. Human suffering is an essential component of capitalist profit.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is no such thing as a consensus opinion. Just because you heard someone say something that doesn't mean "everyone" was saying it. 😐
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A village on fire
Dry arid land
A creature struggling to make a choice 
Dr. Pepper and Quest 64 25 miles away 
Or
Water 1/4th mile
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zill O'll Infinite is such an incredible looking game... I wanna do more runs of it but i'm still grumpy about how iffy the translation is....
Looking at the clouds, light shining downInside a fossilized creature in the desert, which has become a sort of organic caveFacing a horrible looking pointy creature in a cityConfronting a large figure while surrounded by a swirl of clouds
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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still makes me smile.
A partially out PETCO sign turns "Supplies and Fish" into "lies and Fish"
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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diva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING
sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his ownandrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]
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possqueen (TRICKSTARTER ENDS 9/30) @possqueen.dev · 27/09/2026
"this is so bad it looks like a ps2 game" ps2 games:
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think people forget how limited game selection could be pre digital. Most retail only ever carried the most popular, guaranteed to sell games to fill their limited shelf space. All the more niche genres, titles, publishers, etc, were crap shoots you'd never see them in the wild. You...
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna bet Hell Is Us is a game people make hours long video essays about someday 😝
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As I rapidly approach the end of Zeta Gundam (10 left. Things are getting BAD y'all 😬) I am being confronted with the uncomfortable reality that Camille might be the most relatable fictional character I've ever encountered 😅😅😅
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Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta: Kamille Bidan Drinking
ALT: Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta: Kamille Bidan Drinking
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So with Obsidian being folded up under Bethesda.... now this is just me, but wouldn't it make more sense to fold Bethesda under Obsidian? I mean one of them ships good games. The other one is Bethesda 🤔
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like a Winter Poncho that I could wear instead of my normal fare. And I live in a COOOOOOLD place come winter. And walk everywhere. A lot. I wonder if such dream outerwear exists?
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gather your hearts and bless some holy water as today marks the 40th anniversary of the original Castlevania
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Castlevania 1 Gameplay: Simon Belmont
Alt: Castlevania 1: Simon Belmont enters Dracula's castle and starts whipping zombies.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting Hell Is Us finally. Great sale price lol Love a game that confidently proclaims "We're not going to hold your hand so you're going to have to figure this one out for yourself" upon bootup. I paraphrase only slightly. Sadly though another studio that I believe got shafted when it...
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That kickstarter Wild Arms spiritual successor got cancelled 😔 I fear what this could mean for it's sibling, the co-kickstarted Shadow Hearts successor, Penny Blood 😬
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my legit goal with the Untitled History Podcast is to replicate what I had as a kid the first time I discovered In Our Time on the radio. I want people to listen WITHOUT caring about what the topic is. To feel that magic, and thrill, of just trusting it will be interesting. And learning cool stuff.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey I have a confession to make. if you had asked me five minutes ago which Horace ode carpe diem came from I, an idiot whose brain has evidently rotted from the inside, would have said it was in diffugere niues. but no, it's in 1:11, tu ne quaesieris. I repent of getting Horace wrong today. my bad
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Russian Roulette is a crazy fucking game huh?
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I might be in love. But I'm also slightly drunk on a Wednesday. Surely this is a healthy and reliable combination 😎
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let me show you something Boomers were 100% right about:
Werther's Original candies
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A horse A horse My Kingdom for a nostalgia reboot of Tales From the Crypt There's a whole new generation of actors and actresses who could slum it in campy horror one offs while a sarcastic puppet tells macabre dad jokes 😌 We should be so lucky.
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Tales From The Crypt Intro
ALT: Tales From The Crypt Intro
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Daphne Hoover @daphenistration.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIVE! SKYE! A! FLAMETHROWER!
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Eddie Kingston Calls Out Tony Khan
Alt: Eddie Kingston yelling "Tony Khan"
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what really disappointed me as a high concept sci-fi nerd? The AI Apocalypse was supposed to be about a sentient super computer rising up, building cool killer robots, destroying humanity in a crazy future war, etc. In real life? It's just a bunch of greedy fucking humans. Same old shit 😡
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok but where do I get the Kraft Dinner flavored soda 😧
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How about a first person Metroid inspired game with graphical fidelity no higher then Shadow Tower Abyss 🤔
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been watching Zeta Gundam while I work out lately but I think someone's gonna die today.... I don't wanna! But I can't just not work out! Ahhhh 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Save her Camille! 😭
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am BEGGING people to actually think about what they experience, to question things, and not just blindly trudge forward accepting the first surface level thing they see as fact and reality.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey remember when Ninja Theory made Hellblade and were kind of early industry leaders in the AA indie space? Then a big corporation bought them. Now they're dead. Huh.
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