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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch

@felin.bsky.social
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The Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch They/Them, queer Disabled, ADHD, PTSD Phenomenally bad at video games Also not great at Magic: The Gathering [links to content/donos to be added soon]

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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 14h
It is difficult to maintain a positive self image when everyone around me is flirting with everyone else but me I might just be done trying for a while and go back to isolating
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The biggest lie I was ever told was that vodka was potatoes
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’re not a wrestler cutting a promo if you use generative AI, you’re just posting fanfiction of yourself. Don’t be the fakest thing in wrestling, folks.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I recently learned that not all vodka is potatoes and that legit incenses me
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've met people who kiss timidly I've met people who kiss selfishly I've met people who kiss like waves crashing upon a shore But I don't know what I kiss like
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Send me money so I can build our network setup It doesn't benefit you But it does make me happy
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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秋色のオーロラ @autumn5697.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The lush greenery of autumn in September~🍁🍂🍃 #Dunbine #AuraBattlerDunbine #聖戦士ダンバイン #CielaLapana #シーラ・ラパーナ #retroanime #レトロアニメ
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honey and vanilla are gender neutral scents right?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, yes, 99% iso Or like I like to call it "OHFUCKOWTHERE'SCATWOUNDS"
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jughead has eyes only for borgar
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I tried an apparently fancy vodka and it DID taste different from the other ones
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some girls exist primarily as cautionary tales and that's good, actually
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galette 🦇 vgen @galetitta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Rose of Caelus, Leda 🌹🎶 #pixelart #FireEmblem
Pixel fan art illustration of Leda from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Called Goodyear and told them I was finally getting laid so I needed the blimp back
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VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Vampire Savior / Darkstalkers 3 vinyl illustrated y Raita Kazama / 風間雷太. x.com/kazamaraita/...
Cover artinlay art
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One time when working overnight at 7-11 a guy came in and told me to call the cops and tell them he was robbing me Another time some people left a baby turtle with me
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Kate / Katelyn Forrest @kateforrest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reminder that someone who is absolutely friggin brilliant got the RI state park rangers..... Ford Rangers and then just colored in "ranger" on the tailgate blue.
A silver pick up from behind. On the tailgate it says Rhodr Island State Park Ranger except ranger is just the embossed part of the tailgate because the truck is a Ford Ranger
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.ebay.com/itm/22752009... Selling my spare BC250 with a 1TB Samsung 980 Evo
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ASRock AMD BC-250 w/ Samsung Evo 980 1TB (Tested+Working+Unlockable CU and CPU) | eBay
An Asrock AMD BC250 If you're looking at this you've probably already seen the youtube videos This unit comes stock and tested, unlocks possible It also comes with a 1TB Samsung Evo 980
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gambit and Rogue are probably doing it, the lusty scamps.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Things I decide to show off when we have no power: I can cross my legs twice Also free foot content you’re welcome
Some absolute goober’s legs all twisted up
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Y'aaaaaaaaall Lookit what I gooooot Character by me Art by @sheeryy.bsky.social
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My dude feels pity.
Shining Force 2 - The gate guard at Granseal is lying down on the ground. "Already passed away... My dude feels pity."
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mine was a simple Block Buster right next to a Hungry Howies Summer was basically mow some lawns, grab a pizza , then rent a movie and game with the bros
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A little talked about symptom of ADHD is Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD). This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you. RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I FOUND A NUG HUZZAH In other news I don't at all relate to Chainsmoker Cat super hard right now
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can't find the pen I lost with a cart on it, out of other carts, but I did find some roaches so we're smoking out of the 3d printed jar bong with an ill-fitting bowl
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes you just eat a can of peaches
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes of course I ripped the Q1's silicone sock while trying to change my nozzle Yes of course I forgot to order a pack of them just in case
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dear Sony, Tokon has been cracked The cracked version can run on Linux Oopsie poopsie I'm a lost sale
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 16/01/2026
Sticker Mule is supporting ICE, even making and giving away pro ICE T-Shirts. Why not get your stickers made by Anti-ICE Queer Crafters! bsky.app/profile/kgar...
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nozzles for my Q1 Pro might show up today If so I'll finally have a working 3D printer again
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Holy SHIT seeing someone "ask chatGPT" about a project in a discord thread with the LITERAL FUCKING CREATOR OF THE PROJECT has made me want to swallow my own tongue
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Grant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fortnite's Audio Visualizer was an accessible mainstay. In April, Epic removed the crucial feature from Competitive, and in June, heavily nerfed the option in standard. Now, disabled players are left struggling to play. Read my latest @mothership.blog story here: www.mothership.blog/fortnites-au...
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Fortnite's audio visualizer is gone, leaving disabled gamers in the lurch
The visual wheel became popular with disabled and non-disabled players
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
linux century
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 15/08/2026
i think a girl with better training should disarm me suddenly, then use my own gun to coerce me into sexual acts
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can't sleeeeeeeeeep Want to hug a bus a liiiiiittle
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We are very gradually going to start realizing with horror how completely we have fucked the brains of an entire generation.
Account from a teacher of students suddenly being unable to complete an assignment  not amenable to AI
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Being crossfaded apparently equals the John Cena theme on loop in my head
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/08/2026
we love this show because it admits that the problems of this world are large but then dares to ask: what if a guy was larger
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Darya Noghani (Small Saga now on the Switch!) @sketchylogic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A mole in fancy robes and a mouse with a penknife are talking. The mole gestures towards a Gameboy-like device and says, “Small Saga releases on the Nintendo in 4 days. And look, Sir Verm! I have a Nintendo right here!”
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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
maturing is realizing that the items that the Taco Bell worker decides to put in my bag is actually none of my business
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Look It's just I look so pretty with a collar on I just need someone to put it on me
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One April Fools' Durex and Memorex should swap industries
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