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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch

@felin.bsky.social
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The Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch They/Them, queer Disabled, ADHD, PTSD Phenomenally bad at video games Also not great at Magic: The Gathering [links to content/donos to be added soon]

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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22h
It's official: I'm a mildly bougie bitch I prefer the Goose juice to Tito's Related: AMA
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are no safe fucking places apparently
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/10/2026
fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...
arstechnica.com
Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll have to try (and get absolutely stomped) next time
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alexa play Madden '97
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eowyn: I AM NO MAN. Rohan rider 1: stiddy on cuz, we are mostly wimin here, eh? Rohan rider 3: heaps of wimmin bro. Rohan rider 2: yiss, it's true! They didn't have enough wimin riders so they stuck beard on us, hey. Look at thus beard, it's fake as. Witch King of Angmar:... Fuck.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sainted be the bitch what first combined schmeat with puff pastry
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Mouth my gents" is how I get passed the word filter in Rivals to tell someone to suck my dick I guess
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel you, brave little plant [oc] 🪴
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man at that point just nut up and use a real slur holy shit
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God I hit a trance mode like a week or two ago and just -went- because Dracula Flow had been rotting my brain for like three days
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gail
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah Murder Mitten let's go
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a mad buzz on, AMA
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought we were supposed to groom ourselves anyway
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to hug a bus, basically
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like, I get it, I'm not femme enough to be attractive to the people I know It just sucks only ever hearing about how great and pretty women are when you're nonbinary
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is difficult to maintain a positive self image when everyone around me is flirting with everyone else but me I might just be done trying for a while and go back to isolating
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The biggest lie I was ever told was that vodka was potatoes
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god if this was done right it'd get over so hard
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’re not a wrestler cutting a promo if you use generative AI, you’re just posting fanfiction of yourself. Don’t be the fakest thing in wrestling, folks.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I recently learned that not all vodka is potatoes and that legit incenses me
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe, just this once, he'll Reach too far and strain himself
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, crossfaded and giggling at this skeet at like 12:30am
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've met people who kiss timidly I've met people who kiss selfishly I've met people who kiss like waves crashing upon a shore But I don't know what I kiss like
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Send me money so I can build our network setup It doesn't benefit you But it does make me happy
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait those end? I figured I was just getting these for forever basically
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秋色のオーロラ @autumn5697.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The lush greenery of autumn in September~🍁🍂🍃 #Dunbine #AuraBattlerDunbine #聖戦士ダンバイン #CielaLapana #シーラ・ラパーナ #retroanime #レトロアニメ
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honey and vanilla are gender neutral scents right?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi I've slept two hours over the course of the past 60-something hours
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, yes, 99% iso Or like I like to call it "OHFUCKOWTHERE'SCATWOUNDS"
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jughead has eyes only for borgar
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I tried an apparently fancy vodka and it DID taste different from the other ones
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some girls exist primarily as cautionary tales and that's good, actually
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How do we feel about Soda Jerks as a foods-related jerk?
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's fun but I'm passing on it due to PSN limiting a massive amount of countries from purchasing it as well as stopping it from running on Linux I have a portable fighting game machine that runs Linux so that part is non-negotiable for me
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galette 🦇 vgen @galetitta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Rose of Caelus, Leda 🌹🎶 #pixelart #FireEmblem
Pixel fan art illustration of Leda from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They handed me a pill Now all the Looney Tunes lost their speech impediments
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Out in a corn field watching As Told By Ginger on mute and in reverse
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Behind Outback Steakhouse huffing industrial strength tanner like I'm a White House masseuse
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
About to ruin the local economy like a tabletop party
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got so high I forgot how to have a gender
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hash so heady it tastes like the brick that knocked Deebo out
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On that shit that got the primordial fire stolen
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On that shit that made Ernest save Christmas
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She Power on my Ranger 'til I [Alpha 5 "ay yi yi" sample]
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sawing on cars in the Planned Parenthood parking lot, call them syphilitic converters
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