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Fiona G

@feeyonag.bsky.social
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Scottish, mum of two boys, Killie fan, safe space, book nerd, dog maw. Not necessarily in that order. She/her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 8h
Andy Burnham’s team let the ‘andy4leader.co.uk’ domain expire lmao
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Proud to launch A Radical Labour Vision for the 21st Century - my election manifesto - this morning. Read it here:

screenshot of the GPEW leadership team and a link to join.greenparty.org.uk
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Ricky Orr @rickyorr.bsky.social · 22h
"We come to this place.... FOR FUCKIN' NIGHTMARES!" THIS BLOODY HORROR CABIN. THE ONLY GOOD THINGS THAT HAS EVER COME FROM IT! "SPURBURYURYURYUR" CELIA IMRIE AND HER WIND #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do we know the consolidated figures for episode one yet?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gyles Brandreth is Tory Paddington.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m very sorry to hear this. Sending love x
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taking M2 (15) to his second uni open day as he’s doing his Highers & wants to set expectations. We got on the train at 09:38 and by 09:39 he was asleep. He’s settling into the student lifestyle already 🤣
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only on the #CelebrityTraitors can people not believe that someone is a Traitor after they admitted that they were a Traitor
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The speed at which I screenshotted this and sent it to my son 🤣 brilliant!
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have seen this video several times but never pass it without watching again.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
70 Up. Imagine making a show in 1963 not knowing it would finish in 2026. And then it does. Tonight’s the final episode. Incredible.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t waste your chocolate twist like that. Keep the twist, throw the plate.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You better believe I shared this straight to my nephew 🤣
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
Well here's a thing - an interview with "Diarrhoea man" John Weldon!
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'IM THE DIARRHOEA MAN' 🤣 | Interviewing the VIRAL Pepto Bismol Advert Star
YouTube video by Flook Fights
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A cow who is feeling happy because I have taken the photo it will use for the cover of its psychedelic debut LP which it feels confident will get a five out of five star rating in Rolling Stone magazine.
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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody expects a house with toddlers in it to be tidy. They bring clutter with them wherever they go.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had wiped that from my brain and now it’s back 😱
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m so glad I have a good GP practice. My mental illness and my son’s neurodivergence have always been treated with respect and care.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s a post doing the rounds on Facebook and being shared in local groups about the beach park, with groups of men taking photos of kids. I don’t know enough about it to say anything here, but what I do know is that the comments underneath the main post do not pass the vibe check.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But at the end of the article he says he thinks it is “morally unacceptable” to fine hard working parents. He’s just a hard working procreator trying to get his spawn to school. He has the moral right!
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was out for a walk earlier and thought the air was a bit cooler, the start of autumn’s creep. I’ve spent the afternoon working in the loft / in the fires of Hell. Maybe the air isn’t as cool as I thought! 🥵
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Strictly matched the launch show opener in the ratings from last year. BBC would be very pleased with it.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well we Killied it. Now to get Strictly on.
Me and my son, cuddled in on the sofa.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goddammit.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ohhh Rory McKenzie 🙌 Hopefully he can inject a bit more energy.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right, an hour played and Hearts have made 4 subs. Feel like we need some fresh legs out there. Bring McKenzie on at least 🤞
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Second half ready, let’s keep this going 💙🤞🐿️
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know your team haven’t had a great start to the season when beating one team midweek causes them to sack their manager and being 1-0 up against another team makes them sub off a defender after 30 minutes 🤭 “Seriously, we’re losing to THEM?”
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got to love shithousery. Stanger flings his opponent to the ground, gives away a foul, then goes “HOW?” 🫣
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And we’ve scored! Terrible defending, I think it’s going down as an own goal 🤭 but we’ll take it.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’ve had one decision given our way by VAR. That’ll be the end of it, no more 🤣 (Praying I’m wrong🤞)
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Killie fans booing Findlay every time he gets near the ball. We are a petty people 🤣
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Late kickoffs on a Saturday should be banned. Turning on the coverage at dinner time is just wrong. Bad enough that I’m missing games because I’m unwell, without the time wrecking my head! #CmonKillie #KTID 💙🤞🐿️
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please don’t laugh at us, we’re trying our best 😭
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m so sorry this has happened to you. Sending love and strength through the ether ❤️‍🩹
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 19/09/2026
Just to clarify these are the same people who’ve been going on for years about how young people could afford houses if only they stopped buying takeout lattes and avocado toast, yes?
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Terrible week for fans of Ed Sheeran and David Walliams, but in all fairness if you're a fan of either of them you deserve each week to be terrible
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Poor wee dude is here absolutely miserable 😢 turned 13 on Sunday and hasn’t felt well since.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah he sent me the diarrhoea guy in response to this 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nephew has been poorly this week. He regularly sends me memes & nonsense. His favourite is the attached image, in response to almost any earnest question. Drop your favourite in the comments so I can cheer him up please 😁
It’s the diarrhoea man from the Pepto Bismol advert. A man in a cafe, wearing pink from the neck down, a yellow collar and hat. He’s holding a pink broom in one hand and the other is jauntily holding his own bottom as he sings the word “diarrhoea”
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Walked to GP for it opening at 8:30. Hardly any cars, birds were singing. Walking home at 8:40, the traffic was mad and the birds had all gone. I feel like I’ve discovered a secret, now I know the moment the town changes 😁
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sheeran's tour collapsing AND the head of the FBI saying agents should be allowed to fuck a goose sometimes as a treat - what a day.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Any other introverts not get enough sleep because nighttime is the only time you finally get uninterrupted alone time, so you end up staying awake way later than you should trying to make up for it?
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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is with a heavy heart I state that I too am withdrawing from Ed Sheeran's tour.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A chocolate Labrador wearing a Kilmarnock football top raises his paw for a treat
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