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Fiona G

@feeyonag.bsky.social
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Scottish, mum of two boys, Killie fan, safe space, book nerd, dog maw. Not necessarily in that order. She/her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I had arranged lunch with a friend today, only to realise we hadn’t seen each other in person since 2019! Needless to say, the hours passed and we eventually left out of guilt for the restaurant staff who were probably fed up of us 😂 Anyway, it’s lovely to know we could pick up where we left off ❤️
My friend and I outside a restaurant. She has cropped short hair with purple highlights and wears a bright necklace. I’m wearing a bright pink jumper. We’re both smiling and happy ❤️
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well we Killied it. Now to get Strictly on.
Me and my son, cuddled in on the sofa.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nephew has been poorly this week. He regularly sends me memes & nonsense. His favourite is the attached image, in response to almost any earnest question. Drop your favourite in the comments so I can cheer him up please 😁
It’s the diarrhoea man from the Pepto Bismol advert. A man in a cafe, wearing pink from the neck down, a yellow collar and hat. He’s holding a pink broom in one hand and the other is jauntily holding his own bottom as he sings the word “diarrhoea”
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A chocolate Labrador wearing a Kilmarnock football top raises his paw for a treat
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not wanting to fat shame, but look at the size of this absolute unit.
A pigeon sits on a fence. Its head looks tiny atop a large wide oblong body. Even its wings are thiccc
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a Killie fan I can’t say anything about football just now. But I can show you my dog…
Chocolate Labrador wearing a blue and white striped football shirt, putting his paw up for a treat
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I saw this dog on Saturday and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since. So pretty 🥰
A small black dog walking up the middle of the road as part of a parade. It wears a green harness with iridescent blue wings on its back.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My niece designed my latest cross stitch pattern for me. I followed it exactly and gave the finished creation to her earlier this week ❤️
A framed cross stitch creation sits on a windowsill. The cross stitch is brightly coloured and has hearts & rainbows. An emoji face says “WOW!” Underneath it all is the word “HAPPY” in multicoloured thread.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is one of the finest examples of Ratio-ing I’ve seen on BlueSky. Good job, everyone 🏳️‍⚧️
The Mayor of London posting sycophantic praise for Warner Bros “choosing” Oxford Street for a big Harry Potter store.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was a true neutral coming into this, but Argentina have offered nothing. It would be an injustice to Football if Argentina come back and win this somehow. #SpaArg
Match stats:
Attempts at goal Spain 20 Argentina 0
Attempts on target Spain 12 Argentina 0
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
After finishing Everything Will Swallow You last week I went on and ordered as much as I could of @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social previous work. Can’t wait to get started! 📚
An open parcel, with its contents splayed above it: six books by Tom Cox.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What’s the worst book you’ve read cover to cover and not because you knew it would be trash? I enjoyed the movie but oh my good grief this book was utter pish.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood by Quentin Tarantino
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve seen a few people posting about energy drinks this week. I’ve been drinking stuff by this company for ~2 years now & they’ve just expanded their range. Some of it is too sweet for my taste, but this is on the lower end & the Juicy Peach flavour is my fave. Also do flavoured lattes. (Not an ad!)
My hand holds a can. The can reads “Perfect Ted sparkling matcha energy lemon lime”
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not sure which is my favourite 🤪
Emi Martínez crying after winning the semi final Anthony Gordon crying after losing the semi final Leo Messi 🐐 David Beckham looking pissed off
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hope those costumes are returnable 🫣 #EngArg #TheFootball
Two England fans looking sad as the scoreboard reads England 1 - Argentina 2
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Funny, I got my husband to take this photo a few days ago as I couldn’t stop admiring the way the sea and sky continued onto the back cover.
The book Everything Will Swallow You by Tom Cox, fully opened so the entire cover art can be appreciated. The sea and sky from the front page continue atmospherically onto the back.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#BookSky I wasn’t disappointed 🩵🧡 @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social has perfectly drawn an area of country I love and added his characters seamlessly. I want to go back there now to look for Eric & Carl and Mel & Penny and all the rest. I didn’t want it to end. I might just read it again now actually.
A book - titled Everything Will Swallow You, by Tom Cox - sitting on a teal ottoman.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not sure which is worse
An England fan wearing a white T-shirt featuring an AI image of Geoff Hurst sitting with the World Cup trophy in 1966 and Harry Kane doing the same in 2026, which hasn’t happened.Two England fans wearing Crusader costumes. The man on the left looks deflated, with his hand up at his face. The man on the right looks like he’s mid-shout and appears to be doing a Nazi salute, which is probably just unfortunate timing for the screen grab but humorously appears to reflect the sentiment.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I ask again, how am I to get anything done?
Aerial view of my legs on my bed, with my laptop on my lap. The lower half of my legs are bent at odd angles, due to a doughnut-shaped dog lying between them.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
May I share the best photo of a goat that I’ve ever taken? From 2022 at Chatsworth estate.
A goat behind a gate. Its mouth is slightly over the rail of the gate, with some of its beard hanging over the edge. Its bottom teeth are sticking out and its eyes are slightly far apart, giving it a rather empty-headed appearance.The same photo of the goat, spliced with a child trying to imitate the goat’s facial expression. He got the eyes wrong, narrowing his eyes instead of spreading them apart.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tonight’s birthday boy (husband, 42) likes chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is unsafe for dogs, so despite being a chocolate Labrador the dog didn’t get any birthday cake this time. He is Not Happy. He’s displaying his displeasure by lying in the middle of the room Not Looking at anyone.
A chocolate Labrador, resolutely ignoring the camera
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@noscoredraws.com I tried my best, but I forgot to use the photo for reference so it’s not accurate 😂
A split image. On the left is a photo of me wearing blue saltire face paint in a Scotland top. On the right is a poor, inaccurate drawing of the same.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How am I supposed to achieve anything with this guy around? 🥹
A chocolate Labrador lying at the foot of a bed. His jowls are smushed up on one side as he rests his head off the end of the bed and his ear flops off the end. He is looking directly down the camera.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ll take it! 👍
Results of a Brit Monkey survey:

britmonkey.com
Your Results
89% Woke 11% Chud
20% Techbro 80% Neo-Luddite
63% Hopepilled 37% Doomer
84% Davos 16% Dubai
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Zohran Mamdani
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
But look at him 😍🤎
A chocolate Labrador looks into the camera. He’s on a shaded part of the decking, for now. Only moments ago he was scrounging for food in the sunny area behind him, where his gran sits having a cup of tea.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We’re ready 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #NoScotlandNoParty
A family of Scotland supporters: me, Mum, son, Dad, husband, son
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bahahaha
Ronaldo arguing with the ref
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
21st June 2026. 22:45. I step outside to get a photo of the late night sky on this lovely long June day. Someone has no care for my photography. It’s his garden and he only obliges us by sharing it. Rather than an attempt at artistry I instead present: dog pissing at sunset. 🤷🏻‍♀️
A summer solstice scene: an enclosed back garden of chips and slabs, a conservatory and a polytunnel. The scene is spoiled by a chocolate Labrador nonchalantly urinating in the foreground.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s amazing what spending 15 minutes outside with the dog can do for your mental state. And I’m so lucky to live with my dad who keeps the garden like this. Happy Sunday ☀️
Various shrubs and plants including peonies in a garden
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My mother-in-law was half-German so tonight we’re cheering on Mr G’s second team. His mum died last year so we have to do this on her behalf. ❤️ @dabuniasgibson.bsky.social
A man smiles, wearing a very old German football top with the number 13 on the frontThe same man shows the back of his German top, which reads “Ballack 13”
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
C’mon Scotland! #NoScotlandNoParty
My husband and me, with saltire face paint and Scotland tops, holding cans
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Invoking my Irish granny and switching over to RTÉ to watch the build up to England Croatia. I just can’t stomach the chat on the other side 🙉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
The three pundits in RTÉ’s studio
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Once again I am straining to hear what this man is saying, but I just can’t concentrate 😍 ooft
Olivier Giroud wearing a cardigan
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Haven’t heard a word he’s said 😍
Olivier Giroud looking lovely
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I forgot I’d taken this photo last night. If the rest of @noscoredraws.com wall chart is comical, this small section is a thing of beauty 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
A slightly blurry photo of a section of World Cup wall chart. Looking at Group C, Brazil and Morocco drew while Scotland beat Haiti 1-0.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bedtime 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Lamps reflecting in a window, looking out on daybreak. Scotland bunting hangs outside. Scotland has won their first World Cup match in 36 years.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NOW it’s real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😮‍💨
Scotland national men’s team image with team selection for today’s game against Haiti:
Gunn, Hickey, Robertson, McTominay, Hanley, McGinn, Adam’s, Hendry, Gannon-Doak, Ferguson, Shankland
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We’ve gone in at the same time! Cheers 🍻
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Still sober, couldn’t nap. Too excited. It’s getting bloody real, lads. #NoScotlandNoParty
A man in a dark blue Scotland shirt and a woman (me) with a mid-blue Scotland T-shirt. Both of us are wearing saltire face paint on our cheeks and my eyes and lips have also been painted blue. We’re both grinning.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Got the house ready for tomorrow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 C’mon Scotland!
The front aspect of our house. There’s a lion rampant flag in the left window, a saltire flag in the right window along with two scarves. Saltire bunting drapes from two hanging baskets. A flagpole on the garage also holds a saltire. A chocolate Labrador is poking his head out the front door, looking on bemusedly.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And we’re off. With a very poor advert for the game. Which feels appropriate for this wall chart 😂 @noscoredraws.com
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I had a really busy weekend and now I’m in a lot of pain (long story) I’ve spent the morning in bed with this guy. It doesn’t get any better 🤎
A chocolate Labrador lying in bed beside a pair of legs under a blanket. He’s so relaxed, he doesn’t care that his ear has flopped backwards.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The placement of these two stories on the Guardian’s homepage this morning gave me a proper jump scare 🫣
Part of the Guardian’s mobile app homepage. The main story on screen reads “Murdered, missing, unidentified… the tragic stories that inspire Britain’s cold case investigators”
Meanwhile, the round head and eyes of Mr Blobby loom in the story below, slightly off screen.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Needed fresh air, it’s not nice enough to get the seat cushions out on the decking. Sitting on the back step it is 🤷🏻‍♀️
A pair of legs with a cup of tea balanced on one knee, looking towards a paved garden
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As I hit Send he moved 😑
A chocolate Labrador lying on decking in full sun. A cheeky garden gnome stands behind him, baring its bottom.
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yesterday this dafty spent the entire day in the sun without doing the toilet, then did a huge piddle at about 5pm that flooded the slab he stood on. Today he’s hiding in the shade. Is this a sign that he’s learnt his lesson? Unlikely 😆
A chocolate Labrador lying against a fence in a patch of shadow on decking
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I honestly think the @noscoredraws.com 2026 World Cup wall chart might be one of the worst things I’ve ever bought. It’s absolutely ridiculous. And I suggested the two Scotland players to be included which I feel is a personal low moment.
A1 wall chart depicting the 2026 World Cup game information with terrible drawings of some of the players around the outsideZoom in on Scott McTominay drawn badlyZoom in on John McGinn doing his goggles celebration, drawn badlyZoom in on Pico drawn badly
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ve just started watching Making Life on Earth: Attenborough’s Greatest Adventure following this recommendation in the Radio Times. It’s two minutes in and I can say for certain: 1970s Attenborough would definitely Get Some 🥵
Radio Times page featuring a recommendation for Making Life on Earth: Attenborough’s Greatest Adventure
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
Calvin & Hobbes comic cell. Mom says “Life could be worse, Calvin.” Calvin screams back “Life could be a lot BETTER, too!”
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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I had a lovely Mother’s Day, although it was difficult being the first one since my beautiful Mum-in-Law died. I mostly got peace from my teenagers, but the dog got me flowers. Smashing ❤️
A tall man carries a bunch of flowers towards me, while a chocolate Labrador with his blanket in his mouth looks on lovingly.
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