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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14h
Last day of work before an extended weekend off, already planning my Dr. Pepper consumption
Toad holding a bottle of Dr pepper 

The text "I got a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night"
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Blank the Rat Baron [COMMS OPEN] @baronblank.bsky.social · 6h
Mechatober Day 8: Exemplar GMS-Everest Across Union space, the Everest stands watch. Its armor may break, its weapons may fail, but so long as one pilot keeps up the fight, humanity will never stand alone. Be the best. Be the standard. Be Union. #mechatober #mechatober2026 #LancerRPG #mech
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morgen @mondhaven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#CAIN
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15h
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 15h
Because hell even in queer spaces polyamory is seen as more taboo than many other things and I think it’s important that we have some amount of representation of a poly relationship in a positive light
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 15h
I believe in deltarune krusielle not because I actually genuinely believe in the ship on a character level but because having a polyamorous relationship in such a relatively famous piece of media would help to make it not such a taboo It’s all agenda all the way down
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Garage of Moss @mechscovium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ol' Reliable Gms Everest #lancer #lancerrpg #mech #mecha
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you please do not change
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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K41 @k41my.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#deadlock #digitalart #deadlockfanart
Panel 1: mirage from deadlock looking at kelvin, seven, mina, pocket, and sinclair.
Panel 2: mirage –" Ah...American divorces."
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RA knew I'd be too powerful as a Lancer so they put me on Pre-Fall Cradle instead
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ravarcheon @ravarcheon.com · 06/10/2026
its so beautiful
the quoted formula but typeset
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Jiber @jiber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Level 4 Rat Swarm. #deadlock
Draw over of the Thragg's Children panel from Invincible. Thragg has been replaced with the Rat King from Deadlock, summoning an army of rats. A speech bubble says: "I bought Gumdrop's whole POLYCULE!!!"
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Maim @twingaussgun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TORCH YARD - ATOMIC MOTOR WORKS
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Knilly 🐉 Comms Open 🖌 PAX U ⏭️ @hey.knilly.me · 02/10/2026
🎯 Can't take my eyes off of you. 🎯 Sisa doing what she does best... In and out of a mech. cw gun [ #heyknillyart #illustration #ocart #digitalart #ocsky #lancer ]
A teal and blue lit moment, Sisa is in focus, staring down the camera through a rifle scope. One eye is focused as the other is covered by the scope. She is poised to shoot.
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Nail (Marco) (Comms Open) @beamsapart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Adopt #Adoptables #Lancer #GDR #TTRPG #Scifi #Character #art ko-fi.com/s/432431f957 Son'Huong, a young dancer of House Perimta of Glass. The last heir of a once popular, wealthy family. She still dances, but to a different kind of tune; the traitorous killers of her family as audience.
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Viva Vii @vivavii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was asked to illustrate a stealth fighter jet inspired look for a monarch lancer! What do you think, did I do alright? #lancer #ttrpg #wargame #f22 #mecha
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SaltyPokerFace 🦉🦉🦉 Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot 🦉 @saltypokerface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remtober: Day 2 - Learning with Dynamo #deadlock
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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.
A skeletal figure floats off the ground, wrapped in a cape made of autumn leaves. It wields a scythe adorned with a harvest of gourds.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Columbo: Just one more frame... @justonemoreframe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Columbo #S03E05 Publish or Perish 01:01:21
Columbo #S03E05 Publish or Perish 01:01:21
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some victor player was complaining about the RAT KING being a) stolen from Rick and Morty and b) not accurate to a real rat king and that’s what inspired this
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The funniest part about deadlock is all the people I’ve encountered that have complained about the game have been Billy or Victor players which I think just means they are the character
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s so peak
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is the meaning of life? Why does 1+1 equal 2? What is water?
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0th @harimaubintang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more rats 🐀🐀🐀 #deadlock
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0th @harimaubintang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the king has arrived 🐀 #deadlock
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sol @solu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DEAD MAN DANNY #deadlock
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Michael Shilliday @hawtkoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy is going to be Deadlock's Dark Seer, I guarantee it.
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Bug🍉 | I love Seven @spudbug.art · 29/09/2026
WHO’S FREAKING HYYYYYPED #deadlock
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE RAT KING THE RAT KING IS REAL
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A digital clock with an imitation pendulum hangs in our office lobby. A clock that uses the pendulum as part of its mechanism normally will swing either once or twice per second, but this one instead makes the arc roughly 1.36 times. The dissonance within this digital simulacra bothers me immensely.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aim-9 with “objection, your honor” written on it
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 27/09/2026
my gender is "not getting on a horse" idk
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Nail (Marco) (Comms Open) @beamsapart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Adopt #Adoptables #Lancer #GDR #TTRPG #Scifi #Character #art ko-fi.com/s/7a5e74edd0 The lost pilot.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will refrain from commenting
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Bug🍉 | I love Seven @spudbug.art · 25/09/2026
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evil women?!?!?! In this economy?!?!?!?!
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