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Knilly 🐉 Comms Open 🖌 PAX U ⏭️ @hey.knilly.me · 7h
🎯 Can't take my eyes off of you. 🎯 Sisa doing what she does best... In and out of a mech. cw gun [ #heyknillyart #illustration #ocart #digitalart #ocsky #lancer ]
A teal and blue lit moment, Sisa is in focus, staring down the camera through a rifle scope. One eye is focused as the other is covered by the scope. She is poised to shoot.
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Nail (Marco) (Comms Open) @beamsapart.bsky.social · 1h
#Adopt #Adoptables #Lancer #GDR #TTRPG #Scifi #Character #art ko-fi.com/s/432431f957 Son'Huong, a young dancer of House Perimta of Glass. The last heir of a once popular, wealthy family. She still dances, but to a different kind of tune; the traitorous killers of her family as audience.
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 10h
this is no longer a joke
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Viva Vii @vivavii.bsky.social · 23h
I was asked to illustrate a stealth fighter jet inspired look for a monarch lancer! What do you think, did I do alright? #lancer #ttrpg #wargame #f22 #mecha
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SaltyPokerFace 🦉🦉🦉 Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot 🦉 @saltypokerface.bsky.social · 9h
Remtober: Day 2 - Learning with Dynamo #deadlock
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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.
A skeletal figure floats off the ground, wrapped in a cape made of autumn leaves. It wields a scythe adorned with a harvest of gourds.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Columbo: Just one more frame... @justonemoreframe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Columbo #S03E05 Publish or Perish 01:01:21
Columbo #S03E05 Publish or Perish 01:01:21
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The funniest part about deadlock is all the people I’ve encountered that have complained about the game have been Billy or Victor players which I think just means they are the character
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0th @harimaubintang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more rats 🐀🐀🐀 #deadlock
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0th @harimaubintang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the king has arrived 🐀 #deadlock
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sol @solu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DEAD MAN DANNY #deadlock
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Michael Shilliday @hawtkoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy is going to be Deadlock's Dark Seer, I guarantee it.
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Bug🍉 | I love Seven @spudbug.art · 29/09/2026
WHO’S FREAKING HYYYYYPED #deadlock
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A digital clock with an imitation pendulum hangs in our office lobby. A clock that uses the pendulum as part of its mechanism normally will swing either once or twice per second, but this one instead makes the arc roughly 1.36 times. The dissonance within this digital simulacra bothers me immensely.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 27/09/2026
my gender is "not getting on a horse" idk
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Nail (Marco) (Comms Open) @beamsapart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Adopt #Adoptables #Lancer #GDR #TTRPG #Scifi #Character #art ko-fi.com/s/7a5e74edd0 The lost pilot.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Bug🍉 | I love Seven @spudbug.art · 25/09/2026
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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#deltarune animation hooray 🌟
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#LancerRPG squad comprised of a Egrogorian an NHP an Aunic person and a Volador
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ordering Ethernet cables and eating them like spaghetti
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
She’s talking about some “oh he’s so hard” yeah hard to watch
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Impact sound effect* *ears ringing sound effect* *your eyes are filled with light and as it fades you see the area around you broken and shattered* Scheduling……..
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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🐸Hen🐸 HORUS ESSENTIALS OUT NOW @henturtlettrpg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Burning Martyr #Lancer #Commission #TTRPG #Mech #Tokugawa
A golden plated HA Tokugawa Mech from the LANCER TTRPG.
The mechs pose shows some attitude. The Tokugawa has four arms, one of which holds a large thermal rifle over their shoulder, the second is on its wist grabbing an outlaw-style belt with a golden buckle with a flame carved into it. The other two arms are holding 'Torches' -- sword handles that produce large blades of blue fire, currently in movement. One of the arms is flipping that sword handle between its fingers.

The Tokugawa has a slightly off-humanoid frame with thick, long arms and legs and a slightly shorter torso that has a large collar connected to it as one shape, protecting a black glass head. It has thick shoulders and is covered in metal pipes that contrast with the gold as this metal rusts, implying they were placed there after the mech already existed. The Tokugawa is also covered in multiple vents, some of which have a fancy geometrical leafy design that further imply the aristocrat-look of the original mech before it was stolen by the outlaw Lysandre.

The mech has two large dragon-esque wings of blue flame with three different tones of blue and large splotches of white as small sparks fly from them, in front of them and from the mechs vents.

The mech is in a grey void that reflects it on the floor beneath it. The lighting of the piece is a backlit rimlight as the shades and darkest areas are pointed at the viewer, contrasting with the large fires around Burning Martyr.
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Eli (Comms Open) @eli-kempema-art.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Gloam propagates in forgotten places. In derelict mines and abandoned stations. But humanity is fearful animal with many eyes. Small hives must be quiet; they whisper their blades to life. But in the great, weeping world-colonies, monsters are roared from iron wombs.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Ollie @ordheist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lancer pilot (commission)
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my
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snail @fastsnail901.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My girlfriend is great hashtag awesomesauce
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Jacob Budz @xptolevel3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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🐸Hen🐸 HORUS ESSENTIALS OUT NOW @henturtlettrpg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Angel of Flame #Lancer #Commission #TTRPG
a sneak peek of a LANCER TTRPG HA Tokugawa mech frame with a golden hull.

The mech is leaning slightly to our left, holding a large bulky and metallic thermal rifle over its shoulder. The mech is covered in vents that spit out flames and sparks. Some of these vents are more fancy like they come from an aristocrats collection. The frame is humanoid with bulky shoulders and a collar-like head protection that connects directly to the torso to create a single shape. In the middle of the collar is a full black glass head with blue glowing highlights.

The mech has rusted metallic pipes all over it, added post-acquisiton by the current pulot and it has large wings of blue flame that match the fire burning inside its hull.

The lighting is heavily on back and rim light with the shaded areas pointed in our direction.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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