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FartKilometre

@fartkilometre.bsky.social
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The far left, satanic, socialist that my parents prayed I wouldn't become.

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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 6h
didn't know tenga was cool like that
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mister Mom. Yes, the 1983 comedy starring Michael Keaton. There's a scene where the vacuum is running amok and gets stopped before it gets to the baby. Scared the piss out of me. Special mention to the MV for Thriller. My sister would play it in the VCR when she wanted me to leave her alone.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The most American thing ever.
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
as is tradition, never forget
Ted Cruz liking the incest porn tweet on 9/11
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight for the Kirkiversary, I am going to celebrate by listening to Wu Tang's "Protect ya neck" and doing shots.
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
I take zero fucking pleasure in reminding people about this every time, but Lollipop Chainsaw is currently in the hands of some absolute losers and you should not give them your money. You should, however, check out the original 360/PS3 release because it’s a lot of fun! (Source in alt text)
As with the original, the new title aims to recreate a world rich in dark
humor. The development process will prioritize staying true to the distinctive tone and spirit of the original work, without imposing excessive creative restrictions in the name of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion).

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/aftermath.site/post/3luoe2halnp27
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace to a genuine icon and hero
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not a hard choice at all. AI sucks, and im not gonna play this because of it.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've posted before about how I think it's weird when people go on chatgpt just to be mean to a chatbot instead of just ignoring their existence like a normal person. that being said, clanker is not a fucking slur, grow up
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David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚 @daviddemchuk.com · 25/08/2026
A true modern-day saint variety.com/2026/music/p...
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Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80
Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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ryn🦊❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️ @makkoryn.social · 20/08/2026
If for some reason Google removes Bonni's copy, I've mirrored it on Proton Drive. Same encrypted zip. Password is "Streisand" drive.proton.me/urls/HWQBHAR...
drive.proton.me
Proton Drive
Securely store, share, and access your important files and photos. Anytime, anywhere.
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hello, im Dark Helmet...
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well fuck, I didnt realize Saber was behind the new Hellraiser. Really sad to hear because I was kinda hype for it. Glad I dont pre-order games anymore, at the very least.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've never touched google gemini or whatever, but this was turned on. myactivity.google.com/product/gemini turn that shit off
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@youcantscare.me @bobvids.com @tomatograndpa.bsky.social @achangeofpants.bsky.social Fyi, there's a couple Goosebumps props up for auction including the Haunted Mask and Carly Beth's papier mache bust. propstoreauction.com/search?key=G...
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wait, you're telling me the same guy who put PH in a story without James, and changed Harry to Rose cuz "men wouldn't try to save their daughter" also didnt understand SH2 and thought Angela was also Mary? (That last one was wild and unexpected. How!?)
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/07/2026
Australia is planning some of the world's toughest AI regulations • Water usage will be limited • AI data centers will be required to become net producers of energy • AI companies can't train on Australian creators' work without their permission • Proposals expected to be introduced in 2027
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said
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Lilly, ivory angel @sleepydoll.gay · 04/07/2026
happy 4th of july
screenshot of an anime. One person appears to have just pulled an American flag from a locker and is holding it up; the other is turned away, hands held up to shield their eyes and face screwed up in disgust, exclaiming “Ugh! Put that horrid thing away!”
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Thea O'Ryan Files @theaoryanfiles.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#horrormovies
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shrimp discourse??
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I strive to be as unbothered as the baby in this warning from my cars owners manual.
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Man, I will always appreciate love for the Turn A. Absolutely gorgeous, striking design work from Syd Mead. Not to mention that in canon this thing is *horrifying* with its capabilities and armament.
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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Using GenAI for temp assets and forgetting to remove them has become so commonplace that the only conclusion I can draw is that using GenAI dulls your ability to understand your own game. Using something as "temp assets" and then not removing it simply means they're not temp, period. Sorry!
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Michael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Hey guys! 🎶Guess who just got yelled at by Del Torrrrrroooooo!🎶" #FizzVsGaming
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I helped get a Kickstarter scammers kids get taken by CPS after his YT stream VODs had hot mic audio of him beating his children. He was actively deleting parts of his videos when I got the recording. Shared it with a group of folks that were following him. That audio actually made me cry.
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
I've dabbled in Simpsons memes in the past but I'll never top this one, which took me a full day. This is probably as much alt-text as I've ever written!
The first three panes of a meme combining the ending of the Simpsons episode "Cape Feare" with the scene in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman kills Paul Allen. 

Panel One: Bateman holds up a copy of Gilbert and Sullivan's "HMS Pinafore". Caption: You like Gilbert and Sullivan?" 

Panel two: Paul Allen, his face replaced with Bart Simpson, says "They're okay." 

Panel three: Bateman, his head replaced with Sideshow Bob, says "Their early work was a little too light for my taste. But when The Sorceror came out in '77, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically."The middle three panes.

Panel one: The shot where Bateman, wearing a clear raincoat, stands before a mirror, but it's Sideshow Bob in the captain's uniform. He says: "The whole opera has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that gives the songs a big boost."

Panel two: The shot where Bateman dances from the bathroom to the kitchen, but it's Sideshow bob in the captain's uniform. He says: "They've been compared to Frank Desprez but I think Gilvert has a more bitter, cynical sense of humor." Paul Allen is, again, Bart.

Panel three: Paul Allen, as Bart, asks Bateman, as Sideshow Bob: "Hey Terwilliger!" "Yes, Bart?" "Is that a captain's uniform?" "Yes, it is!"The last three panes.

Panel one: Bateman at the stereo, lecturing about Huey Lewis, but it's Sidewshow Bob in the captain's uniform. "In 1878 Gilbert and Sullivan released this, The HMS Pinafore, their most accomplished opera. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Oh Joy, Oh Rapture Unforeseen," a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics."

Panel Two: Bateman, as Bob, in the door to the kitchen, seemingly enraptured with what he's saying. "But they should because it's not just about the pleasures of love and the importance of being an Englishman. It's also a personal statement about the operettists themselves."

Panel three: It's the shot of Bateman holding up the ax, about to kill Paul, but it's Bob, laughing and wilding a sword. "HEY, BART!"
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Cariad Heather @cariad.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you are Canadian, please sign this.
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day to the post of all time
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou 
Have fun in the war dumbass I'll be at home fucking military wives

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S HUSBAND FIGHTS FOR YOUR FREEDOM

eastbayfatman 
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

hotmeat89
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlickerlowtiermemer 
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

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im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguitron 
But he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away 

hotmeat89
just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

hotmeat89
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
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🐀🧬 Dr. GATTACARATTA @drskorzy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Artists and those who share art. May want to block this bullshit ASAP
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
please look at this beautiful angel my friend found at her local elderly dog rescue, where they described her as "mildly vision impaired"
a perfect little dog with no eyes. her name is Pauline
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Dangerously Fine and Unforgiven @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Shamelessly stolen
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is what your neighborhood will be like after your representatives sign that Flock contract. Get involved before it's too late.
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FartKilometre @fartkilometre.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Drunk Robot gets kicked out of the bar
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Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 14/05/2026
@techconnectify.bsky.social Minivan superiority confirmed
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is how every other country imagines life in America
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
like ships in the night
a stylized 3d piece depicting two dogs in cars, passing by in opposite directions.
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mag @mag.ferret.ink · 07/05/2026
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Whirl @whirl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am not a graphic designer
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