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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 9h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 2
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
p4nsy on tumblr: "This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 12
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TECH CEO: WE INVENTED GUN
DOG CAN USE

Crowd Cheers


Little guy wearing Yaoi hat: "OH MY GOD, WHY?"


Crowd: WOOO

Tech CEO: WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT BY 2027 10000% OF ECONOMY
WILL BE DOG GUN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift theonion.com/struggling-americans-f…
Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anti-air job from a girl with huge normals
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 26/08/2026
This time it's the WNBA. There's always something made from nothing 😮‍💨
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i'm zorkin it... and by "it" i mean, haha, my bloodhand
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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noby @achangeofpants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lobsters should be the president
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 18
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noby @achangeofpants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hank from King of the Hill, popping open a can of beer, with the blazblue astral finish logo laid atop
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 12
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Come for Goosebumps the musical...but first, endure my extended book report on a piece of barely tangentially-related literature! And as a bonus, appreciate the musical stylings of @achangeofpants.bsky.social
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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 05/08/2026
Don't be such a donut! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social plays fart.mp3, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social catches a killer brown-handed, and @bobvids.com finds a new iPhone case! youtu.be/90poBU8L9RA
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Goosebumps The Musical
YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 2
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sailor moon hitting her knee so badly her pain is depicted as her as a skeleton with hair bones is a perfect visual gag.
Sailor moon gets mad and hits a door with her knee which is immensely painful and she is depicted as a a shocked skeleton with hairbones
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Zera @genowhirl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wizard Time #3danimation
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 9
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 23/07/2026
It's my takedown of the impressively awful Silent Hill 2 movie: RETURN TO SILENT HILL!! How bad is it!? And how!? And WHY??? The shocking answer (and my cleavage) lie within this almost-exactly 2 hour long video!! youtu.be/731tXqFP0Mc
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In My Restless Dreams, I See That Clown: Christophe Gans
YouTube video by VoidBurger
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 21/07/2026
POV you are competing in a triathlon and these guys pass you
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pathologic 2
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
bayesic-bitch
Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 20/07/2026
harada is so fucking funny dude
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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♠ @perthwise.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 22
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
Camp Jellyjam guyMr. Beast
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 4
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RPG Site @rpgsite.net · 09/07/2026
"Making games for work and making games for fun. In a sense, it was heaven" - Yoshio Nishimura talks to us about Veritas Tales: Witch of the Dark Castle, how he joined the industry, moving from Capcom to Vanillaware, working with Hitoshi Sakimoto, and much more: www.rpgsite.net/interview/20...
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jessica BONEStown (goal met holy shit 😭) @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 07/07/2026
I’m da Phantom baby! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social forgets about anime, @bobvids.com injects Knuckles, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social performs a musical number! youtu.be/lXxuQ-ZSc44
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Phantom of the Auditorium
YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Akihiro Miwa was also a survivor of the atomic bombing of Nagasaki, and a lifetime activist against militarization.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
text says "every time you repost this image a random wireless device on earth gets wires" and the image is pokemon rumble spheal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-medi…
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This might be the best video ever
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noby @achangeofpants.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane.
Scene from Time Bandits (1981) where David Warner is a giant pincushion.
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