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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The unseen extras are bein real gay again :3

Dialog of two unseen characters approaching Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet to ask for directions:

Woman A
Hey, Santa in the pantsuit! We're trying to get to the observation deck on Furlong Tower. Do you know how to get there?

Woman B
I'm freezing! Let's just go inside already.
Orrr... gimme a hug right this instant!

Woman A
Geez, you never get enough. Come here, youuu. › So, Santa, how about those directions?

Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet in their Christmas outfits watching the two extras leave

Woman B
"Aren't those two cute together? They're so in sync with each other, just like us!
Hehe! 🎵"

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think the big horses wanna kiss 🥹

Screencap from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game

Taiki Shuttle is in the stands of the racetrack, having just watched Hishi Akebono run in the Sprinter's Stakes

Taiki is beaming as she exclaims, "What a wonderful gal that Hishi Akebono is! She's big and strong-and absolutely thrillin' to watch!"

Taiki Shuttle is smiling and hyped up for the Yasuda Kinen, where she's going to run against Hishi Akebono

She's telling an interviewer, "I've kept a keen eye on all of her races till now!
She's one big, powerful, happy gal!"

Hishi Akebono is looking delighted after the Yasuda Kinen. She's talking to her trainer about how it felt to compete against Taiki Shuttle:

It made me feel blazing hot and freezing cold at the same time and just buzzing with energy! It was like "Raaah!" and "Whoaaa!" you know?

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love how they convey Hishi Akebono's enormous size by having her not quite fit on the screen for cutscene conversations

Hishi Akebono. A really tall, adorable brunette horse girl in a track suit. Her pigtails are clipping off one side of the screen and the top of her head is obscured by the scene title (introducing Hishi Akebono)

The word balloon is her saying "oh, trainer!"

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JEALOUSY, BECAUSE OF GAY >:3

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

tfw an fbi agent is drawing your beast tiddies

Closeup of the rudimentary drawing of the beast woman, whose expression just looks very annoyed

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

BIG HONSE BIG HONSE BIG HONSE BIG HONSE

Screenshot from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game, showing that I have scouted Hishi Akebono, who is enormous and cute

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Spe I don't think that's the kind of wrestling El was interested in

Special Week in her swimsuit racewear, with a finger on her chin and a puzzled expression. She's saying "El keeps challenging me to pro-wrestling matches, but this isn't a wrestling outfit!"

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I saw this at Aldi's the other day Literally just a box of four big ice cubes What the entire fuck

Photo of the contents of standing freezer in Aldi's showing rows of boxes labeled "Frozen Ice Cubes" "1.8 inch width cubes" "4 count" "ultra pure"

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Oh I see, I have no clue who you are cuz basically none of your friend circle has appeared in the anime or been added to the game yet At least now I know who to ship you with

Screenshot of horse girl Copano Rickey on the home screen talking to the player

She's holding one finger up to explain that "Fire destroys and the earth brings life... Tarumae and I complement each other-she's a great rival!"

Another screenshot of Copano Rickey on the home screen

This time she's got her eyes closed and one hand daintily up to her chest as she explains, "Just like how water puts out fire, I must conquer Acute. I'm sure she'll be a fierce opponent on the track."

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

WOOO Now I just need the crybaby :3

Screenshot from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game, showing that I have scouted steampunk Narita Taishin

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Oh god their outfits for the new event are so fucking cute I could do murders TICKET'S LIL PIGTAILS ARE SO PRECIOUS

Umamusume Winning Ticket and Narita Taishin in cute steampunk outfits

Ticket's got her hair in little pigtails and has a lacy crop top with a leather bodice

Taishin has big round glasses and a huge purple bow on her neck

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I still think of this scene and his gravely delivery every week I do my estradiol shot

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"Gee, I wonder where The Plague pops up most commonly these days…"

Excerpt from Wikipedia's article on the Plague:

Globally, about 600 cases are reported a year. In 2017, the countries with the most cases include the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Madagascar and Peru.

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I'm gonna have to do so many studies and drafts before I'm remotely satisfied but I do feel like I can get there Anyway this bitchy dumbass is coming to steal your girl and them fumble her hard

A very rough sketch of a messy cat woman's face. She's got a notch missing from one ear and a plan that is absolutely going to go wrong

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

All three of them should kiss, imho

Marine, Selesia, and Meteora sitting crammed together in the seat of a subway car. Selesia looking up with a finger to her chin thinking. Meteora is staring ahead somewhat pensively, and Marine is smiling and looking towards the other two because she wants them to kiss

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

An anonymous supposedly DSA account having a name like this should already seem obviously not worth listening to for one reason or another, but ANYONE parroting the right-wing propaganda that progressives standing by the rights of marginalized people has hurt them politically is a flat-out wrecker

Screenshot of two bluesky posts from Cautious Hope @goodwraith.bsky.social
11:20 AM • Jun 30, 2026

On trans athletics: yes it matters. But this issue has always been a high water mark for transphobia. The right has used trans athletes against trans rights and the left as a whole.

Human rights are in freefall in the US.
There are so many people suffering so deeply. The number of trans athletes who will suffer is very low.

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I love how even their Shinji-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off has such POWERFUL egg vibes. She's so clearly gonna grow up to become The Major from Ghost in the Shell

A young blue-haired "boy" in a futuristic flight-suit uniform leaning back through a doorway to yell "I've had enough of this nonsense!"

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I probably said this in the other thread but Selesia's illustrator is an adorable gay nerd and I love her with my entire being

A short, bookish woman with brown hair, glasses, and a comfy looking pink cardigan over a purple sweater, holding her hand up to speak because she is adorable

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Rice, c'mon now. Be discreet you're in public

Mihono Bourbon and Rice Shower in the Tracen Academy entrance. Bourbon is standing up straight looking at the shorter Rice, who is leaning forward so her eyes are level with Bourbon's boobs

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

🤓 "ACTUALLY, THE JAPANESE WORD FOR DATE DOES NOT-" *gunshots*

On a background of hearts and pink bubbles, Fuji Kiseki is leaning forward and offering her hand to Seiun Sky as she says "Sein Sky... would you do me the honor of being my date?"

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

These are actual messages from the Warframe devs alerting players of a hotfix being applied

The Shadowgrapher: Hotfix #2 is coming in 3 minutes! A plentiful pile of changes coming to Follie's Hunt missions. Damage Follie enough to make her briefly retreat, much like how my ex-wife lobs insults at me that made me retreat for good. Relatable?

The Shadowgrapher: Hotfix #2 is coming in 2 minutes! Atramentum balloons are much more visible, and Atramentum is now shared between squadmates upon popping. Trust me, it never feels good to get caught fumbling around in the dark, looking for something rubbery

The Shadowgrapher: Hotfix #2 is coming in 1 minute! Inky Walls will no longer do damage and knockdown when coming into contact. I stubbed my toe in the dark once, and frankly that was embarrassing enough. Follie laughing at me doesn't help.

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I think that the devs must've realized there might be people who only play the game and haven't seen the anime, and decided they needed to make sure even they knew all the horses were gay by cramming it full of little scenes