Reposted by That guy
when we were young it was "you're the man now dog" but not that we are grown it's "you're the dog now ma'am"
That guy
@falcalor.bsky.social
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I like nerdy things, with a focus on anime bullshit. Earn my keep by working at the manga factory. 日本語もおｋ。 Pronouns he/him, I guess.
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3yxedxjkoi4ksorsmfpimmip/bafkreid77xfhl3opevlifl7464nyusgcn37i2d2oqelpzwvapt2w67mqvm)