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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My gf says I should post hole
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
was having a decent night until I heard about Disneyland Abu Dhabi. what the fresh fuhck
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Mickey Mouse Reading 'How To Kill' Book
ALT: Mickey Mouse Reading 'How To Kill' Book
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Obsessed
Cat looking at herself in mirror
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Hey kids🏳️‍🌈Spelling is fun! @spellingisfunlor13.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Idk man who could it be? Who could possibly be her best friend that she puts a friendship bracelet and glitter and matching outfits on but is a toxic relationship that is weighing her down??
Sooooo in the extended cut she called this scene "girls night out"... so now I'm confused...
WHO IS THE ROCK THEN?
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
rewatching survivor 18 simultaneous to the new traitors & there’s something so timeless about rooting for the alabama boy with pretty eyes
JT Thomas from Survivor 18 Rob Rausch on Traitors US s4
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
liking heated rivalry isn’t enough any more I need to move to canada
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My gf gave me this cutieeee Charlie Brown skillet for xmas and finally made pancakes 🤩
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you’re not angry you’re not paying attention. ABOLISH ICE.
Drawing of emotional bear dog with text: “if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention”
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
*my spouse & I in the year 2036* everybody, meet our twins: yuri & yaoi
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sunset boulevard seagull 🥨 @lesbianoasis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i gotta log off before i get doxxed and hate crimed for replying to ppl like “hey u wanna reread this thread and try again”
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
People who are OBSESSED with *hating* Taylor Swift are actually the deranged/unwell/obsessive ones that the general public believes Swifties to be and they prove that every time one of them unsolicitedly opens their mouths to talk about her. I said what I said #actuallyromantic
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Taylor Swift wrote “Midnight Rain” specifically and exclusively for Scott Hunter & Kip Grady and no I will not be taking any questions #heatedrivalry
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
*watching gilmore girls w my bf for the first time* them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh me: 🥹🥹🥹 them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for me: 😐😐😐
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
There’s gotta be some fine print in the Constitution that says the mayor of the largest city in the country can instantly assume the role of President if they are smoking hot
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Worked with a crazed christian woman yesterday who had many amusing talking points, the final of which being that “Jesus wouldn’t work remotely” ….. I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s been doing for like (allegedly) 2,025 years?
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
a controversial take I have is that celebs dressing up for Halloween is not really dressing up if you have nowhere to be. otherwise it just feels like wealth flaunting. like if ur gonna go all out & spend a fortune at least get trashed at a house party and give your publicist a heart attack
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Watching Ghostbusters and thinking he’s so babyghoul
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Hellkitty 👹
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Rhiannon @daffa-dil-vibe.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Good Ol' Days feels like when Jack dropped the You're Losing Me date
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Andy Roberts @scaryfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Worst $50 I ever spent. That's the last time I hire a ghostwriter.
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kayleigh 🪩🫶🏻 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2025
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSS
Screenshot of a FB post that says “Florence + the Machine's upcoming BBC Live Lounge performance is set to include a cover of JADE's 'Angel Of My Dreams', as well as Florence's new song 'Sympathy Magic'!” with a picture of Florence Welch, an ethereal ginger woman, standing in a black singing booth in front of a microphone wearing a floaty dress
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jules 🌈🪩 @illtellmineurgay.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
tonight i made my wife listen to wood and she said “if they made but i’m a cheerleader 2, one of them would write this to try to prove their heterosexuality” and i think that sums the whole thing up
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Me pretending wood is only the first minute long:
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a woman wearing glasses and a denim shirt is pointing at something
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a denim shirt looking down at a screen and dancing with her right arm up then suddenly stopping, paused in confusion
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Bringing this back to update it for TLOAS! A suspiciously few number of questions here, but the songs that do have questions are….. sus. This brings the total count to 404 (error???)
A blue ink handwritten list of questions in Taylor’s new album The Life of a Showgirl
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I LOOOOOOOVE having a boyfriend that knows literally nothing about taylore, it’s like having a little alien in your house that speaks an entirely different language but is still interesting. I’m like a scientist recording data & then I get to reprogram him howeverrrrr I want mwahahahaha
A screenshot of texts between my partner & I, with them being a little oblivious to Taylor swift lore and making very inaccurate assumptions that are still very hilarious perspectives regarding father figure & actually romantic
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
CANCELLED! is kinda a late-stage-gelphie anthem if you think about it
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
sooo what I’m gathering is it’s perfectly acceptable to wear the biggest strap we can find to the next tour…? #fatherfigure
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall made the world a better place. She helped shape how we view the world around us, fought vehemently for the environment, and her love of chimpanzees was infectious. She will be greatly missed. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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Jane Goodall, renowned chimpanzee researcher and animal advocate, dies at 91
"Dr. Goodall's discoveries as an ethologist revolutionized science, and she was a tireless advocate for the protection and restoration of our natural world," the Jane Goodall Institute said in a Wedne...
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Thinking about how this was two weeks ago yesterday. Shocked is an understatement, her influence will outlive us all. 🕊️
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
ATL Gaylors: are we meeting up for showgirl release or what??
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Had the literal once in a lifetime opportunity to witness THE Jane Goodall give an incredible speech on hope tonight. Here she is on stage, adorned by a lap full of stuffed animals (bc how else??) Icon of icons, legend of legends. May her & her legacy live a long long time 🌎🌍🌏
The view from our seats and the auditorium In the foreground: 2 tickets and a program to Jane Goodall’s presentation
In the background: a blue and green lit stage with 2 chairs and a screen Selfie of my partner and I in our seats before the show. Person on left is wearing a black printed button down shirt and a black crossbody bag, with golden round glasses and dark quaffed hair, smizing. Person on right is wearing a red, white, and blue printed shirt with the text “I have a boyfriend: Chew Gum.” They have long brown hair pulled back with rainbow glasses, also smizing. Jane Goodall & host sit in opposite blue chairs at center stage. Behind them on the screen is a picture of young Jane conducting research in Tanzania. Jane has an assortment of stuffed animals covering her lap and is gesturing with her right hand. My partner & I against the Austin skyline at night.
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Are any of you watching #australiansurvivor rn?? I need to vent ⛺️🫠🔥
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
a fun thing to do is to stand at a busy intersection and count the number of cars carrying just one human until you go insane
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
got sent home from work today because “my shirt was too wrinkly”…. sound off if you’ve ever been dissuaded from buying something bc the employees shirt had wrinkles, im tryin to see somethin
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the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
🎭
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
thank god someone has a fucking backbone www.pride.com/culture/pers...
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Celebrations that 'Gaylor is dead' are a cruel reminder that homophobia isn’t
Opinion: Celebrating the 'death' of a queer fandom is unhinged behavior, actually.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
When I get a laminator, there will be signs
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i can be good at a job or i can pass a drug test. i cannot do both.
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
*obviously* the people trapped in abusive, toxic relationships need support groups, but where’s the support group for FRIENDS of people trapped in abusive, toxic relationships?? Bc this shit is WORK like I’m tired how are you not???
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Olandria being an Auburn fan IKTR!!! Underdogs stay UP 🔝🐅💙 #loveislandusa #nicolandria
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
•J•U•N•E• but we’re gay all year folks!!
Two people wearing glasses and speckled blue/green shirts leaning on each other in a park 6 cutely decorated mochi donuts in a cardboard box; from top to bottom, L to R: Mexican vanilla flavored kitten, lemon butter bear (x2), berry ube filled swirl, espresso chocolate puppy, earl grey Totoro A summertime dinner spread consisting of black bean burgers on Hawaiian buns w Swiss cheese, roasted red pepper & artichoke Italian pasta salad, watermelon slices, sugar cookies, and 2 lemonades Two gay people in a bathroom smizing, L has long wavy hair and rainbow glasses w rainbow makeup & a homemade bandana halter top. R has short quaffed hair, golden round glasses, & a white shirt reading “save a horse, ride a butch” in red western writing
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Anne🧚🏻🏰 @freefromfairytales.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Music Box Magazine @musicboxonline.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The last time the National Guard was commanded by the president, it was to protect civil rights protesters in Alabama from state troopers trying to stop the march from Selma to Montgomery.
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
one year of lovin youuu @falantine.bsky.social
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/05/2025
Does anyone know what happened to that little clip-on reading light I last saw about 12 years ago
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