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this machine kills fascists

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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My gf says I should post hole
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
was having a decent night until I heard about Disneyland Abu Dhabi. what the fresh fuhck
static.klipy.com
Mickey Mouse Reading 'How To Kill' Book
ALT: Mickey Mouse Reading 'How To Kill' Book
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Obsessed
Cat looking at herself in mirror
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Hey kids🏳️‍🌈Spelling is fun! @spellingisfunlor13.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Idk man who could it be? Who could possibly be her best friend that she puts a friendship bracelet and glitter and matching outfits on but is a toxic relationship that is weighing her down??
Sooooo in the extended cut she called this scene "girls night out"... so now I'm confused...
WHO IS THE ROCK THEN?
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
rewatching survivor 18 simultaneous to the new traitors & there’s something so timeless about rooting for the alabama boy with pretty eyes
JT Thomas from Survivor 18 Rob Rausch on Traitors US s4
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
liking heated rivalry isn’t enough any more I need to move to canada
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My gf gave me this cutieeee Charlie Brown skillet for xmas and finally made pancakes 🤩
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you’re not angry you’re not paying attention. ABOLISH ICE.
Drawing of emotional bear dog with text: “if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention”
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
*my spouse & I in the year 2036* everybody, meet our twins: yuri & yaoi
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I know they’re in green/red for eagles/chiefs but a red hat?? In this economy?! I hate him
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Right?! It has nothing to do with taste in music after a certain point and is just plain old fashioned misogyny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I def dont LOVE the privatization of her political opinions post-Miss Americana but I also totally get it. That same troll was like “but Olivia Rodrigo spoke out against him” like sorryyyy love her but OR is like 1/64th of what TS is. Prob even less, but ppl who HATE Taylor cant cope w her scale
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Also I’m sorry you went through that! I’ve been in a similar boat with a similar blonde lady to keep me company 🤪 according to a now blocked Bluesky user, that makes us fascist pigs complicit in the downfall of the American empire! You learn something new everyyyy day lmao
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Exactly! Has she made 100% perfect decisions? Nooooo, but is the fall of American democracy on her shoulders? According to some chronically online Bluesky users, 100% yes 🙃
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Wow what an unwarranted response! Please print this out for your therapist to work through with you, so much misplaced hate to unpack here
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Exactly, some bot last night likened her to a h*tler conspirator like how detached from reality do you have to be to even make that comparison? The phrase “the left will eat itself” could never be truer, bc once ur policing what people can listen to for joy ur doing the work of the oppressor sry
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sunset boulevard seagull 🥨 @lesbianoasis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i gotta log off before i get doxxed and hate crimed for replying to ppl like “hey u wanna reread this thread and try again”
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For context: gay friends & Taylor fans BLOCK & REPORT THIS TROLL - a singularly focused hater that clearly has no free time aside from what they devote to hearing themselves type. Boring & overdone, but will needlessly blow ur mentions up (&definitely DEFINITELY dont come to them for legal advice)
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
People who are OBSESSED with *hating* Taylor Swift are actually the deranged/unwell/obsessive ones that the general public believes Swifties to be and they prove that every time one of them unsolicitedly opens their mouths to talk about her. I said what I said #actuallyromantic
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Print this out for your therapist babe!!! You’re hearing voices again
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Type this up for your therapist babe
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hilarious! You want to wax poetic about moral superiority and politics, but when an ACTUAL queer person in an ACTUAL fascist state tells you what’s up it’s “print this for your therapist” 🤣 typical Canadian behavior, sympathetic till it’s something you personally reason with smh
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Also I didn’t “co-opt” it to be about her??? In fact I said she could’ve written it ABOUT THEM, as in it fits them very well?? If you weren’t so goddamn pretentious you might enjoy the song and agree 🤣
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Getting called out for misinformation on your own post huh?
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
THANK YOU
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You’re right, it shouldn’t bother you at all! Fucking obsessed aren’t ya 😘
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Let me have my gay song to my gay edits. Believe it or not that is how some find joy in the live downfall of a nation! Clearly not you
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Neither do I hun. You’re actually delusional about who I am AND don’t live in the hellscape that is being queer in America, so maybe get off ur high horse about things you know fuck all about!
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For you? Yeah
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You have lost the plot entirely, sincerely, - a queer person
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
That does not mean she gave him her music? You also need to relax this post was for the shippers & manip editors not political discourse
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
She absolutely did not & I said nothing about Ilya in this post! They’re also fictional!
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Taylor Swift wrote “Midnight Rain” specifically and exclusively for Scott Hunter & Kip Grady and no I will not be taking any questions #heatedrivalry
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
These are just recent examples that they’ve posted on here, they do a lot of mythological-izing pets or doing combos of animals like our cat reminds us of a bat sometimes so that’s her interpreted as a bat lol but they have more posted on IG! @/soundfish.art
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Do you want it realistic?? Bc my partner does like trippy/creative interpretations of pet portraits if you want something more unique!! @s0undfish.bsky.social
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Take this as a sign
My partner close up squinting at the camera through golden round glasses with a white label on their forehead that says “MINE” framed by bows
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
really fitting username you’ve chosen there bud
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I talked ab this yearsss ago on TikTok!!! Fearless is SO the optimism w her first relationship, Speak Now gets in to the complications btwn the love triangle & how much she hates Shane, then Red is peak tumultuous Jess era, & 1989 fits her going to Yale & meeting Logan for the first time! Good stuff
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
*watching gilmore girls w my bf for the first time* them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh me: 🥹🥹🥹 them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for me: 😐😐😐
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
There’s gotta be some fine print in the Constitution that says the mayor of the largest city in the country can instantly assume the role of President if they are smoking hot
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
She also is planning a move to the Dallas area & just kept repeating “as long as there’s a church🤞🏻” like?? lady we’re in Texas, there’s more churches than government services
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Worked with a crazed christian woman yesterday who had many amusing talking points, the final of which being that “Jesus wouldn’t work remotely” ….. I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s been doing for like (allegedly) 2,025 years?
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
a controversial take I have is that celebs dressing up for Halloween is not really dressing up if you have nowhere to be. otherwise it just feels like wealth flaunting. like if ur gonna go all out & spend a fortune at least get trashed at a house party and give your publicist a heart attack
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Watching Ghostbusters and thinking he’s so babyghoul
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m 🍜 @s0undfish.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Hellkitty 👹
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Rhiannon @daffa-dil-vibe.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Good Ol' Days feels like when Jack dropped the You're Losing Me date
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Him appearing for the first time when she says “pieces falling into place” like mhmmm & were the actors hitting their marks???
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Andy Roberts @scaryfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Worst $50 I ever spent. That's the last time I hire a ghostwriter.
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fals @falantine.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This is the exact opposite of what you’re asking for but I can’t stop thinking about it 💀 share.google/bJwQN8uy4uIG...
share.google
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