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@treepaineburner.bsky.social
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monsters turned out to be just trees 🌳 pop music will never be low brow 🐾 now is the time to face the wind 🌬️ how’s it going to end? 🎞️🧨❤️‍🔥 home of TS meangirls theory🕵🏽‍♀️🐅🎃🥨 Free 🇵🇸 millennial bi (she) 🩵💖 | NOT Tree Paine™️

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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 5h
TAYLOR IS ON SNL
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 6h
10/3 SNL with Dakota reactions/themes tracking thread (lol)
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 6h
15 MINUTES till SNL!!! I’m so glad I’m still awake but I am struggling lol
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 7h
you finally left the table, and what a simple thought you’re starving till you’re not.
Taylor in between Colin and Dakota fighting at the table
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 8h
everyone is patient zero of their own inner mental asylum
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 9h
one reason taylor needs to come out eventually is so she can finally be entirely free to make fantasy concept albums/musicals/movies that people actually believe are fantasy. Like I just know her big brain wants to invent some kind of world like pans labyrinth
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parents of boys - please make sure they’re speaking up now, not just doing the right thing in the future 🙏 #cornell
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hope 𓍢໋🕊️ @highashope13.bsky.social · 12h
The Mayhem Ball film incoming!!! Directed by none other than Sam Wrench, who also directed The Eras Tour movie 🫶🏻🐾
Lady Gaga is finishing The Maybem Ball Tour movie directed by Sam Wrench
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 9h
ive been the archer 🏹 thank you aim-at-me 🔫 gray rockin’ where the arrow hit 🎯 you’re only as 🔥 as your last hit baby 🥊💨♠️
Taylor high fiving the rock after an exercise routine  Taylor with boxing gloves on from the Bad Blood video Taylor lighting a match on the midnights till dawn coverJerrod (a comedian), with Taylor and Travis dressed as mirrors in black hats at a baseball game. Inside Baseball is also a metaphor for knowing the tricks of the trade in an industry. To get the last HIT could also be to hit a “home run” after navigating the inside baseball
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JC Ruby @bbgrubie.bsky.social · 13h
TLOAS and the encore are so camp and fun. THIS is Female Rage: The Musical. You can practically see the choreography just listening
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 10h
what if they debut re-record is just called Taylor
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10h
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 11h
taylor William (Bowery) swift We AD (advertisement)
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 11h
in honor of october 3rd I am reposting my mean girls theory in segments because I think a lot of it gets missed in how bluesky loops long threads. pt 1
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 11h
guys what the fuck
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 21h
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Today is October 3rd.
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 11h
since it’s spooky season I need to see someone recreate their yard as the LWYMMD graveyard with here lies nils sjoberg
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 11h
genuinely evil of her if we’re somehow wrong (we aren’t)
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Pearl 🌈 @rainbowedpearl.bsky.social · 20h
Gracie is on the telephone ☎️ ☎️ 🚨🚨🚨
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 11h
so what you’re telling me is that I should clown as if today is 8/3
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 12h
LOOK WHAT I THRIFTED TODAY FOR $3
Me by Elton John (biography)
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 15h
btw when I hear GOAT I immediately think of athletes. so this is either another attention draw to the parallels between the industries (especially bc the promo clips have a mention of Derek Jeter too) ….or they are getting ready to skin a particular GOAT. 🧨
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 15h
“take it from somebody who lost his games, but won the race” = the entire eras era journey “felt the reeling, done the healing, said the cursed and prayers” = karma
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 16h
It just now occured to me that being seen with Tom Cruise was indirectly stated PR for Patient Zero (the devil on his shoulder, under his halo)
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 17h
ok finally watching the full BTS and immediate reactions below
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 17h
every Saturday this month backs up to an important date, meaning it becomes that date when midnight strikes on the show which usually runs ~11:30am-1am eastern 10/10-10/11 - nt coming out day 10/17-10/18 - rep bodysuit reveal, sabrina hostiversary,etc 10/23-10/24 - debut 20 yr anniv 10/30-10/31 🎃
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
um guys…Jeremy’s TC impression 2.0 included a reference to The Rock and gender confusion in the same sentence
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Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on Liberal Politics and the 2026 Met Gala - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
just going to link a few SNL skits for no specific reason at all ⛳️ youtu.be/LLKJwP1wdqA?...
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Domingo: Vow Renewal – SNL50
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 18h
Miley’s album is really growing on me. I love the experimental gritty production on Different Religion and obsessed with her vocal delivery on REDLIGHTS
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 19h
“Brendan Fraser wants me to meet his horse” www.gq.com/story/what-e...
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Bea Weird But Fkn Beautiful🩷💜💙 @bea89.bsky.social · 19h
"Brendan Fraser was Tarzan!" is important despite being "the dumbest argument ever"...
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 20h
the burgundy on her t shirt in England with a blank space hair style? oh we’re so right
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new roses 🌹 @newroses.bsky.social · 21h
It’s October 3rd.
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
Alt: A Mean Girls movie derived gif of a redhead girl named Cady Heron played by Lindsey Lohan talking to a teenage boy, Aaron Samuels in class: On October 3rd he asked me what day it is. It’s Octoberv3rd.
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 20h
ITS OCTOBER 3RD!!!!
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 20h
LETS GO GIRLS
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afterglowlor 🌞✨ @afterglowlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
It's October 3rd.
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nikkiiiiiii @myqueersricochet.bsky.social · 22h
In the sense that @treepaineburner.bsky.social
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this Carly Rae album is genuinely one of the best pop albums of the year, if not top 3 for me wow
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guys its Frida im vibing hard with my current edible situation ~ask me anything~ LMAO
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BDAY LUNA!!! 🌝🌚🩵🩵🩵
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
THIS IS CRAZY
Is this a shopping mall you’re in?Is it Christmas time? you look like you’re dressed for the French Resistance  I think I was doing a cover of "New York, New York."
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
haunted by this. a liberated libertine (now) who longed for home (then) it’s where you’re FROM aunt Virginia with a church dress on (religion) no elbows on the table (compliance) your hand ME! 🌈 down sweater *SHOULD HAVE* been from the mall. but it’s not, it’s implied that it was from home.
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in pink clouding one of my least favorite lines is also one I think she wrote extremely intentionally and that’s “it didn’t mean nothing just cause I could leave IT.” she intentionally does not use a pronoun (him/her/them/you) here.
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laken ⏾⋆˙⟡࿐࿔ @lakenspiraling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wait no ring?
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need everyone to lock TF in because Troye’s album comes out next week! remember he was a rep tour opener. the timing of this song is also so impeccable for this larger story
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Troye Sivan - She’s the Best (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TroyeSivanVEVO
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i feel like something bad is coming for jay-z soon idk how to articulate it but there’s just a lot of moves he’s making that I feel like are going to go down in flames
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
everytime I see some dumb motherfucker victim blame a woman who says she doesn’t remember parts of her traumatic experience but she remembers what it feels like I’m just like screaming this clip in my head
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the whole fandom taking less than a week to love Cleveland now is hilarious and wild. And I’m sure she knew how it would go down
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