Reposted by Mike MaguireJill Sargent Russell, PhD @jsargentr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Crocodiles can't read, but they are pedantic about grammar. 2264
Reposted by Mike MaguireStoeten @stoeten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't cry because it's over, smile because it's over. This week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I are taking a look back at 2026 for the last time, and looking ahead some surprising free agent targets, potential Japanese market forays, labour strife, and a whole lot more! Have a listen 👇stoeten.substack.com🎧BJHH: 245 - Jazzed for 2027Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it’s over. 1233
Reposted by Mike Maguirecagygibbon.bsky.social @cagygibbon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You spelled “entire franchise” wrong 011
Reposted by Mike MaguireJeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Yankees are embarrassing the Red Sox. It is 8-1 after a three-run homer from Cody Bellinger. They have now outscored them 17-1. This series is over. 1315
Reposted by Mike MaguireAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 895254936032
Reposted by Mike MaguireMatt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How can you not be romantic about baseball? MLB: 011
Reposted by Mike MaguireSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is not a porn star!" 031183
Reposted by Mike MaguireJake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is rude of the American League to not have eliminated the Blue Jays two months ago because this team doesn't even deserve to exist, let alone make the playoffs 173
Reposted by Mike MaguireAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026Trump's performance tonight in North Carolina is a disgrace and the crowd isn't into it at all, but you could've said the same thing about innumerable rallies of his in 2024 and then 77 million Americans voted for him anyway. I hope we're smarter now! 3435777856
Reposted by Mike MaguireCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/08/2026-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 642544917
Reposted by Mike MaguireJohn Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 24/08/2026genuine LOL at my desk 232962
Reposted by Mike MaguireRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026look, Deshaun Watson is a terrible person, and he's actively antagonizing the loyal Browns fans still willing to pay money to see this awful team, and he's too old to be a part of the future of the franchise, and he's untradeable. But you've gotta admit: he's also absolutely terrible at football 741147162
Reposted by Mike MaguireBlake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hard to ask for anything more than what Gausman gave to Toronto, on and off the field. Huge part of the culture and some of the teams most successful years, strong advocate for the org, all-around good guy. 618222
Reposted by Mike MaguireEmily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The 2026 Blue Jays died as they lived: playing like absolute dogshit 0457
Reposted by Mike MaguireMatt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Dear Blue Jays offense, 041
Reposted by Mike MaguireMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/06/2026President Trump is actually jealous of Belgium for at least getting a tie against Iran. 141041208
Reposted by Mike MaguireKurt Shriner @kurtshriner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026purely performative racism, strictly for his homies back in the US 071
Mike Maguire @faketownns.bsky.social · 15/06/2026They should make the whole plane out of that hair 000
Reposted by Mike MaguireSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"All right, Hans, time to go." "But he ate my last meal." "Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky." "Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?" "From this point on, no talking." 016733
Mike Maguire @faketownns.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Good point, it is too many, ideally they would contract the Red Sox 000
Reposted by Mike Maguirearic @aghastronaut.com · 17/05/2026Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication. 562962135
Reposted by Mike MaguireSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 09/05/2026"Hey! Get off my sugar! Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Ow!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow." 319140
Reposted by Mike MaguireKeegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Kazuma Okamoto on just misssing his 3rd home run of the night in his last at-bat (via Yusuke Oshima): “I didn’t have my pre-game quesadilla today. I think if I’d had that, it would have been a home run." #BlueJays 012422
Reposted by Mike MaguireDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Trump literally threatened to murder an entire civilization earlier this month. 31863355
Reposted by Mike MaguireChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I see it’s Market Manipulation Week yet again. Maybe one of these days we’ll get to Infrastructure Week 1333041
Mike Maguire @faketownns.bsky.social · 22/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a lab coat is holding a calculator and says that 's not how math works ..ALT: a man in a lab coat is holding a calculator and says that 's not how math works .. 000
Mike Maguire @faketownns.bsky.social · 22/04/2026youtu.be/HDss0Up7Fko?...youtu.beHomer is not a communistYouTube video by ActaiosReborn 000
Reposted by Mike Maguirederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Being into cats feels so debasing. You give everything over to this animal — time, labor, money — but when you want them to sit next to you, they refuse and jump away. When they finally sit on your lap, you sit motionless to the point of physical pain, afraid to disturb them. Humiliating. 4769560655
Reposted by Mike MaguireKhashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I lol'd at this.😆 6071261345
Reposted by Mike MaguireEric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Me at about 9:30 p.m. last night: "I'm not watching the Jays until they get their shit together." Me now: "What time does the Jays game start today?" 2194
Reposted by Mike MaguireJoyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Can we please get back to finding out what’s in the Epstein Files? 23674182073
Reposted by Mike MaguireKamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 07/04/2026The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. 21724683111452
Reposted by Mike MaguireRep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY! The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT. 1287273327047
Reposted by Mike MaguireSenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 07/04/2026Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office. Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable. 31960031503
Reposted by Mike MaguireJohn Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I prefer presidents who don’t threaten to end civilizations. 18297651802
Reposted by Mike MaguireCongresswoman Lateefah Simon @replsimon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I have voted twice to advance articles of impeachment. We cannot wait. Congress must convene immediately and begin proceedings to remove this man from office for the safety of our nation, Americans, and the world. 11548431214
Reposted by Mike MaguireBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If posting with barbaric fervor about launching a genocide doesn’t warrant removal from office, then what would? This moment demands invoking the 25th Amendment. If Vance and the Cabinet want any redemption from history, this is their chance. (1/2) 35973202
Reposted by Mike MaguireSenator Andy Kim @kim.senate.gov · 07/04/2026Congress must convene immediately to condemn Trump’s horrific threats against tens of millions of people and stop this unconstitutional war. We must prevent Trump from unleashing the catastrophic and illegal violence he is touting. 72712183
