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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 3h
*looks at “expected family contribution” from the FAFSA* lol. lmao.
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Sargoth (discursively endogenous feliform) @longersky.com · 16/03/2026
The presence of a well-tempered clavier implies the existence of claviers that are absolutely feral, barely able to contain their immense power, waiting for any excuse to burst out into the wildest ride you've ever heard
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah these little shits fucking love killing each other and you’d think that would be a bigger scandal? When I was a freshman at BU, an MIT freshman named Scott Krueger died during a fraternity initiation. Alcohol poisoning. He was not allowed to stop drinking.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Powerwolf @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday Falk Maria Schlegel 🐺
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure love to be the mom of a high school senior daughter today! 😃😃😃
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Powerwolf @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider this your direct line to the wolves. The official POWERWOLF newsletter is here, bringing you the latest news, announcements and everything worth knowing directly from us. Sign up now - tinyurl.com/powerwolfnew... !
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make sure you see this picture of my cat
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ladies if you have STEM skills just take the beige pill. Pass some actuary exams and get a job at a nice property-casualty company. They don’t do this shit at Allstate!
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you student journalists/editors.
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If 99% of your listening is metal, and you don’t go out to bars or restaurants, yes you can easily avoid the popular country song. Quite possibly forever.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Legalized gambling like this is Satanic [bad connotation]. By that, I mean this is a manifestation of evil right here on Earth. Everyone who works at these places should be *beeeeeeeep*
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sam Altman For Prison 2026
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not a single business should ever be trusted to do anything without seven bureaucrats ten feet up their asses. Ayn Rand wrote fiction! Fiction!
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You should be extremely nasty to any anti vaxxers you encounter in real life. Persuading these freaks doesn’t work, but being mean as hell will be fun.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to the financial aid presentation for seniors at my daughter’s school and I’m fucking horrified. The federal aid available is the exact same dollar amounts as when I went to school in 1996?!
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This woman has a serious disorder of some kind and her family are doing her a massive disservice by letting her act out like this!
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the St Louis Cardinals Louis ardinals Louis rdinals Lou rdinals urinals
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pretty much all the people described in that one article sound exhausting and difficult but you know who’s exhausting and difficult ALL THE TIME, is MEN
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My husband thinks we’re going to have an epidemic of early onset dementia in AI users in a few years and I think he may be correct.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lmao. They can jerk off into their fat paychecks.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to Powerwolf live in NYC (it’s on the deluxe edition of Wake Up the Wicked) and it’s intensely weird to hear Attila speaking English, despite 99% of their songs being in English
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No fucking idea what’s going on here but I really like it.
Screenshot of Behemoth’s 2002 album “Nazgûl zaghûl” taken from Apple Music. The songs are a weird mix of traditional folk-sounding instrumentals with heavy ass guitar and death metal screaming. Delightful in my opinion
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once again I am photographing other cars at the Walmart (I at least got into my own vehicle first this time). I had no idea Eve Fartlow lived in Illinois!
A close up of an “I Stand with Israel” sticker on a white car. FYI it’s a GMC compact SUV in ok condition
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My firmest conspiracy belief is that Joe Rogan is fully vaxxed and gets his booster every year.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shakespeare is in modern English FYI
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lot of people have ossified thoughts about Chapo and what they were ten years ago, but I remain adamant that they have been EXCELLENT covering the genocide in Gaza (mostly Will and Felix) and the protests movements here. And this is proof that shit absolutely does matter to Palestine. Great job Will
Muhmmed Project - @ProjectMuhmmed
My dear brother William @willmenaker
Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.
The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us.
Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger.
The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.
When the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voiceWhen the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread."
This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you:
You did not witness our suffering and remain silent.
You helped the world see and hear us.
Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life.
From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day.
Support Project Mohammed directly:
chuffed.org/project/171225Mural of Will Menaker
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My eyes are fine it’s just that all text everywhere is really blurry now for some reason.
A woman’s hand holding a set of glasses. They have black frames and rectangular lenses.
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Ryan "Boy-Wife" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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CHAPO TRAP HOUSE @chapotraphousereal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty dark episode on abortion rights today. www.patreon.com/chapotraphou...
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1073 - Unsafe, Illegal, and Common feat. Kylie Cheung (9/21/26) | Chapo Trap House
Journalist and author Kylie Cheung joins us for a survey of abortion rights in the post-Dobbs landscape. We discuss the anti-abortion survei
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s true
Ron Simmons glaring at the camera wearing a sleeveless T shirt that says “DAMN.” The old WWE did have some good stuff sometimes
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love living in a society where the only job is telling customers to eat shit and die, this is definitely not having runoff effects where people become profoundly anti-human in an attempt to rationalize the things they need to do at work, no sir. Recent voting trends are unrelated.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s Malibu
My cat Malibu loafing on the couch. She is a longhaired tricolor and weighs about 7 pounds
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Powerwolf @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only one Powerwolf show remains in 2026! On October 25, we’ll play a very special one: our first-ever show in Japan, headlining Full Metal Japan at Pia Arena MM in Yokohama. After an incredible summer across Europe, we couldn’t think of a more exciting place for our final metal mass of the year.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You have to block him for your own good, folks
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These are the freaks sobbing about how transitioning is “degenerate” or whatever. If any conservative starts whining about the horrors of queerness in front of you, just call them a dogfucker, you’ll probably be correct.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This what RTO is actually for (it’s way harder to harass remotely without leaving evidence).
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just love the way he’s *clenches fist* binding all that Isaac
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish the people actually cared about the safety of children playing sports because I don't think children can consent to playing tackle football and it should be illegal to have it in public schools.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It’s going to be really funny when this is all over and all these companies are like oh, that hate campaign we ran against you for years? Yeah, we were just kidding
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We will all sing together m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSQW...
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POWERWOLF - Armata Strigoi (Live at Olympiahalle) (Official Live Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 19/09/2026
i am going to kill tilly norwood and send her remains to her agent
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