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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 33m
I’m going to cyber bully Copilot until it commits “lethal self harm” as they say
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every Ellison-owned series for the next decade is just gonna be a guy fucking a flag each episode, sometimes in front of another flag, sometimes in front of stock footage of an American Eagle, while Kid Rock plays in the background. The only dialogue in between grunting will be the 14 words.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DIG UP, MORONS
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s funny that my workplace is aggressively pushing AI tools while simultaneously giving us learning materials about all the ways AI can be used to steal from the company
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I actually did give birth to Sam and Malibu and fuck anyone who says otherwise
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am thinking about a study that showed men who committed sexual harassment had better careers and made more money. When they can’t compete fairly, they’ll do underhanded and shady shit to maintain the status quo.
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Powerwolf @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy birthday Matthew Greywolf 🐺
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bobby Kotick?! No one EVER goes away anymore
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a fantastic video, well worth your time.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026
it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How anonymous is it? Tune in a month from now and see!
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Filling out the annual employee survey
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Warhammer 40k Tech-Priest Screeching
ALT: Warhammer 40k Tech-Priest Screeching
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3 years ago today a grave injustice happened. that's right it's the anniversary of junlper getting banned from twitter for calling elon a pedo
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy 11th birthday to my son, who I gave birth to
A tri color collie laying on a carpet and looking at the viewer. He’s got excellent eyebrows
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s a really good cat!
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the kind of shit you say when you literally don’t understand that other people exist and are real
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It turns out that when you yourself are miserable, repressed, and angry, you lash out at every single reminder that other people aren’t. Any sign of fun seems “sexual” when you haven’t experienced a single moment of human joy since you became an adult.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember seeing Dateline or something on the topic back in the 90’s when I was a kid. About a hospital in West Virginia where people were getting their surgeries
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I stand with the furries. The fascists hate them because they are unashamedly living as their authentic selves, and fascists despise all forms of human happiness. And it’s only a matter of time until they come for YOUR pastimes also.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, and Happy Birthday to Brian Johnson, whose subtle and nuanced lyrics will stymie scholars for the next several millennia “What did he mean by ‘givin’ the dog a bone?’ We must first look in Hegel,”
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m gonna push him off the cliff
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alien
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not surprised Matty Dirtyhands disdains cosmetology (those people actually work for their money)
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, did you know? If you call an ambulance you don’t get to pick if the ambulance service is “in network.” Then you get a bill for $2100
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We always had a book of maps of the state of Maine. If you got to the side of a map it would say what page to turn to to continue. It was called a Gazeteer
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how much of this image is lost to time, I hope none of it it’s my favorite image to describe modernity
I voted leave….but now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! A Sun exclusive from 2016 or 17 idk
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone says they want immigrants to assimilate and then they lose their shit when it actually happens.
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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one underdiscussed aspect of AI, except kind of in the context of surveillance, is AI Company: we've finally created The Ethical AI, that is energy efficient, doesn't plagiarize, and has guardrails AI user: i'm still just going to use it to steal and deepfake and lie though lol
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feel like pure shit just want Todd Hitler back 😢😢😢
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll keep it real with yall I've never clicked on FA even once in my life but we can't keep losing 20+ year art archives online just because someone at Mastercard got a bug up their ass about cartoon wolf dicks
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s October so I dug this out
Top of first page of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by JS Bach. Best song ever written. It’s public domain so you can print one too
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apropos of nothing, I get a lot of mileage out of this meme.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I miss football they go right back and show me why I don’t need it.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know I already quote posted this but I just want to reiterate: this was a time in my life where I had a boring job and was also a full time grad student and it was amazing to open twitter and see crazy shit every single day. Will Michael Curry post hole? Who knows! Anything could happen!
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how you 100% know none of these freaks have ever had a real job for so much as an hour
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fwork In Progress Friday: redefining “terrible towel”
A view of a partly painted Chaos Knight. He has yellow, black, and bronze panels and on a bronze shield by his head there is a hanging cloth. The cloth is black with yellow stripes. Iron Within
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell Homer Sex Tour
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrina absolutely used to be normal. What the absolute hell?!
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 01/10/2026
why are you idiots interacting with michael tracey. stop doing that you are going to get fired from your job or get your parents harassed. if you're going to put yourself in harms way like that make it fucking count
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DS9 Vulcan Baseball is right up there also
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Star Trek Enterprise mpreg
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if all women took disingenuous anti-rape advice seriously. No more parties, no going out after 9:30 PM, everyone wearing a sweatshirt and JNCOS. Imagine the sobbing and crying that would immediately ensue.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They could just let you float away in a cloud of morphine but that doesn’t involve enough suffering. They could quickly separate your head from your neck, but that’s too “upsetting” to look at.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The casino on a cruise ship is easily the most depressing place on board (a high bar to clear)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*looks at “expected family contribution” from the FAFSA* lol. lmao.
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