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Fake Bill Blake

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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 6h
Weird. I hate Canada way more watching this soccer game than Mexico one from few days ago.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[youth pastor voice] I know one guy who thought his story was a limited series
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice to see Bruno and others picking up the douchbag quotient for Portugal in the wake of captain douchbag being a big baby. Still unclear if I appreciate some of their players or they are all just hiding their true form.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ankle no longer
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To almost 1 day until Monday
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heard a former Penn State player on the radio say and I quote “penn state is struggling in the NIL era because we’ve always done things the right way.”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol - turn Washington game on to hear announcer curse cause Daniel’s is hurt. J F C
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wtf - spurs don’t play for 3 weeks now. What a shambles of a sport
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
F M K 1. AI 2. PREDICTION “MARKETS” 3. SPORTS BETTING ADs
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what sports are actually better with commentary/promo sounds on tv
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nice to see a cooking break. And nobody drinking water
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stepping on someone’s foot is a yellow card usually. But comms think it’s ok cause they scored a goal
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If these clouds don’t clear so I can enjoy my last pool day of the year — is there something I can buy to force them away? Fireworks or shotgun are my only thoughts
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markstatsbot @markstatsbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs 2 : 3 Aston Villa ▪ xG: 1.52 - 1.59 ▪ xThreat: 1.64 - 0.85 ▪ Possession: 63.6% - 36.4% ▪ Field Tilt: 81.7% - 18.3% ▪ Def Action Height: 50.4 - 39.7
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least my feed will stop being all my spurs follows soon?
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think our squad would do well in serie A (much like Tim Huddleston)
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somebody kick Maty cash harder next time
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even our (potentially) good players look shiite
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
62% of the way to 2 points in 8 games
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How do I watch Aussie rules
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can we get someone in the comms booth to just slap the guys when they say stupid ass shit
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is LWB on the bench? Maybe a newbie can goal in net somehow
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making your own kid by gene choice is even easier now
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Best Saturday morning in months. Freeing to have told boss I’m burnt out and now taking unknown time off. Please also make it better spurs! COYS
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COYS
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.thepinknews.com/2022/10/10/d...
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Dolly Parton quietly funded Black school bands: 'The woman is a national treasure'
Dolly Parton paid for band uniforms and instruments for kids at majority Black high schools with zero publicity, a writer has revealed.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mr Met Forced To Explain That His Hat Is Part Of His Head
Mr Met photoshopped next to Mayor Mamdani at 9/11 ceremony. As always, Mr Met hasn't removed his hat.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Upsetting flatware continued
Well... A "knife" and a "fork" on the side of the place setting. The handles are flat(ish) metal discs with metal balls around the edges hammered and welded to each other in a line. It looks so uncomfortable. Then the knife blade is just tacked on and looks bent and shaped kinda like a plane wing. It's fucked. The fork head is also tacked on and looks like it was designed by a 5 year old who's had way too much coffee. Bent jagged tines that are uneven and possibly different gauges. The knife handle has a hole in it for no reason. I predict everyone will hate these
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe more sports should be run like college football though?
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Clearance “off” the line?
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gallagher off pls
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How no go in goal
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Weird, I’m conscious but barely alive
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How many times, after you see a random snake in your house, does it stop crossing your mind, occasionally, that there coulds’ be a snake in that room befores you turns the lights on?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The international commentary reaction got me 😂
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Buy one of our shitty players, we have too many of, and we’ll throw in an even crappier one for free! (Except not free, and also he hasn’t played in 2 years). Even Levy couldn’t have turned it down!
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Sunday Cheese Reviews @venezuelanbeaver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
8 Blumen from Koch Semi-hard Swiss 🐄 🧀 coated in petals of flowers (named in alt text). The flowers give a deep pleasant vegetable flavor (only marigold was identified) and balances the nutty Appenzeller type cheese. Like Alp Blossom (reviewed earlier), I liked this a lot. Complex and flavorful.
Acht Blumen ad photo showing a cut wheel with label. The surface is multi-colored flower petals. The cheese is off-white with a couple of small incidental holes, and looks quite firm.Another ad photo of 8 Blumen to better show the colors of the petals of cornflower, safflower, grass flower, mallow, marigold, rose, and strawberry.8 Blumen as purchased in clear plastic wrap. The flowers have faded and been compressed. A thin tan rind is visible. The paste is solid and off-white
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hope there’s a Norway or somewhere football club with this mascot (or can adopt it soooon)
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Sarah Florini @florini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s wild to me that 6 years ago people were absolutely apoplectic about schools using Zoom. They INSISTED that schools needed to be open, despite the health risks, because it was so important for kids to be in traditional classes. Now they are promoting this.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is he gonna last the season?
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At least I chose to sit by the pool in the sun on a beautiful day and watch spurs on my phone than wasting 2 hours inside?
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