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Fake Bill Blake

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Coys & dogs.

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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still confused if I get to laugh at the eagles as a Washington fan after today’s events
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Woo! Jayden!
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I bought it but too burnt out to read. Still nice to see it next to my keys as a semi reminder to rest.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, forgot about that on Chelsea. Guess it makes sense - the best “accountants” don’t work for the epl - they work for the corrupt organizations that pay more cause why even do morals
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How old are these penalties again? Didn’t Chelsea also get “punished” in some way for old ass shit years later. Really asking as I not sure, but it taking so long regardless of who is impacted is the real mockery - joke of a system.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh my god... they're gonna have a shot
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wirtz born a bit too soon to even fit
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man, city - you can’t buy class
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
two teams being disappointing at once is a beautiful tribute to Tottenham
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They called this game the most consequential in premier league history at the start. Took me awhile to figure out how to actually make that realistic - plus it’d be fun to have everyone rooting vs one team
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Make man city play vs an all star epl team - 1 game - if they lose the club folds, if they win then no punishment (also haaland can’t play)
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's always money in the banana stand
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She returned her beer half drank cause “she doesn’t like when it gets warm”.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lovely Florida fan at the bar. Said she doesn’t get upset anymore when Florida loses and she’s happy for South Carolina - I asked who they lost to last week and she said she’s done talking. Lol
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck off!!!
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just want somebody to kick Shaw now
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And it was straight red so bentancur challenge seemingly deemed a fair challenge. Or ref doesn’t know what he’s really doing. Head to head whoever over reacts first to a touch gets the benefit. And the tough announcers that think the game has gone soft always agree with this behavior.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never heard of head “lunging” Shaw put his head there then acted like a bitch
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Var
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DC Spurs @dcspurs.org · 10/10/2026
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Man Pours Bleach into Mug
ALT: Man Pours Bleach into Mug
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Back to doing chores I guess
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Commentators just naming random spurs losses now
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Solanke playing 60 plus minutes looking slow/tired the whole time. Is he cooked like Maddison physically but one plays minutes and the other can’t?
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A sales clerk with a certain authority. 📸 cheukman․fung․33
Tabby cat with a blue patterned collar sits on a store floor between large Clorox bleach jugs, looking calm and slightly unimpressed.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just out of shape still I fear
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anytime fernandes takes them
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lovely touch. Bruno also no defend
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gallaghaher out
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah, 50 passes in the final third in 24 minutes. Amazing - do we have a shot on target?
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna stop looking at @cartilagefree.bsky.social articles to avoid such disappointing news that I had blocked out
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait, Spurs have Mudryk on our roster. JFC this international break was both too long and not long enough. Also, RIP to James Maddison - enjoy your darts or broadcasting career
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y E S !
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shit, my adhd kicked in. I’m stuck in the dish washer and my washing machine is making a terrible racket
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weird. I hate Canada way more watching this soccer game than Mexico one from few days ago.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More worried about cranking the ac in 120 degree car while wife backs out of driveway, I could have already soaked my shirt in those few seconds. Fortunately she goes very fast and doesn’t look behind her - could be worse!
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He didn’t say the supporters asked for or liked the affection he gives them
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[youth pastor voice] I know one guy who thought his story was a limited series
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice to see Bruno and others picking up the douchbag quotient for Portugal in the wake of captain douchbag being a big baby. Still unclear if I appreciate some of their players or they are all just hiding their true form.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ankle no longer
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To almost 1 day until Monday
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought that was a satan holiday, guess still applies though
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That poor bottom box
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Fake Bill Blake @fakebillblake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My brain is fried clearly. I was thinking of an AI generated movie about OpenAI being gay and coming out on Xmas. Gonna log off now.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
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