Reposted by accidental axolotlWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 21habusers pick their targets by noticing who is the least protected. 183164742 3.2K
Reposted by accidental axolotlderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/10/2026if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher 45895871135 9.6K
Reposted by accidental axolotlMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 147122492051 12.2K
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026One time a lady sat next to me in an empty theater and kept leaning over to tell me her thoughts on the trailers 010 1
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I highly recommend putting suncatchers on your windows 000 0
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sometime this site is so weird. What do you mean I just saw an AI generated imagine of Snoopy and Woodstock crying in flood that said, “Pray for Nepal” ? 010 1
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That’s why women should fight wars, not tend the farms 1311 31
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comchihuahua paddleALT: chihuahua paddle 010 1
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It reminded me of when I use to pick up my chihuahua out of the water and he kept on dog paddlin 070 7
Reposted by accidental axolotlmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT 3473661940 7.4K
Reposted by accidental axolotlJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they should invent an economy that supports a one-day workweek 2639129 391
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Going to start responding to emails with this 000 0
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Better than the usual cause of death at the time: just so much diarrhea 2270 27
Reposted by accidental axolotljenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026what's a good movie to watch as a beginner 8931919 319
Reposted by accidental axolotlmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/12/2024zombie movie where one of the survivors is the pope. it's not a plot point, there's just like a doctor, a lawyer, etc holed up in a building and also one of the guys is the pope. the other people aren't catholic so it doesn't really matter that he's the pope. but he is, and he's wearing the hat 1978486 784
Reposted by accidental axolotlRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter. 692593281 2.6K
Reposted by accidental axolotlTater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS!! If I have to sit through a 3 hour movie I should be able to pee without missing anything. 1082440240 2.4K
Reposted by accidental axolotlcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"unpaid labor" is a hell of a way to describe slavery 252503734 2.5K
Reposted by accidental axolotlKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I literally cannot say anything I want to say about this because I will get banned 1593427401 3.4K
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Remembering my great weekend at the Oregon Ren Faire! 020 2
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026My five-head is a part of this family and you will treat her with respect 020 2
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026When all my Libby holds become available at once 030 3
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026My husband, every time it’s a bright cold day in April: This is literally like 1984 010 1
Reposted by accidental axolotlMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect. 886275276161 27.5K
Reposted by accidental axolotlJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization. 32872971427 7.3K
Reposted by accidental axolotlKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026One thing I just can’t get enough of: mentioning an email attachment and then forgetting to attach the file. It’s a real passion of mine. 64182352 1.8K
Reposted by accidental axolotlClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment 269951341 7K
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026And now I am crying about a crater on the moon. I love love! 000 0
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Since Congress never declared war the attacks in Iran are technically sparkling crimes against humanity 010 1
Reposted by accidental axolotltinybaby @tiny.baby · 05/04/2026Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster. 5253821029 5.4K
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Had a Modelo in the sun and things feel okay 020 2
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The trick with liquid eyeliner is to stay calm, it can sense your fear 010 1
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I cannot take any more rumors and speculation. Just wake me when it happens!!! 021 2
Reposted by accidental axolotlPete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy" 4667231644 6.7K
accidental axolotl @faithasaurus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026It will be funny when CBS runs a story on her being fired in like a week 020 2
Reposted by accidental axolotlRod Evans @ultra-rejoiner.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?! 33084863369 8.5K
