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Tater Nuts!

@potatoqueen.bsky.social
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she/her Minneapolis I hope he dies

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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m about..20ish years late but I finally started Supernatural.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am also withdrawing from the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s been a little over 2 months since my mom’s head exploded. I now pop anxiety meds like tic tacs and walk 10k steps a day to stay level. If I have to start paying attention to the news again I will walk into traffic.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Summer was hell
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My mothers hospital stay is over $700,000. Fuck you America.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why are tribal tattoos coming back in the stupidest way possible?
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How many Scaramucci’s did Karoline serve?
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Eating Indian food and watching New Moon like the elder millennial goblin queen I am
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shout out to Don Bluth for being one of the major architects of my childhood trauma
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every time I’m in the office and someone asks me how things are going I want to slap them
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Having a family member with brain damage is FUCKING ROUGH. I was not/am not prepared jfc
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS!! If I have to sit through a 3 hour movie I should be able to pee without missing anything.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s like hands free chain smoking
Air Quality index alert showing Minneapolis at 358 or Hazardous
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mom said she had a killer headache today
Nic Cage meme “You Don’t Say?”
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICU nurses are angels.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The last 20 hours have been hell
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My mother had a brain bleed today. I’m sitting in the ICU trying to be strong for my sisters. Take your blood pressure medication please.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m truly surprised that of all the men Taylor picked she chose the one with CTE
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I quit smoking cigarettes three months ago and the amount of rage I feel on a daily basis is incalculable
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
First thing I see when I opened Twitter (yes im gonna deadname that bitch) is a GIANT dick, which perfectly sums up that hellscape now.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My grown ass coworker is walking around the office barefoot like this is his home. Men are the worst.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s my first day wearing glasses because I am an old. Do they just get smudged all the time?? Without even touching them???
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Summer House is finally over 😭
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Genie from Aladdin Says 'I'm Free!'
ALT: Genie from Aladdin Says 'I'm Free!'
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I just stopped myself from saying something mean to someone. I’m proud of myself but a little sad because it was very funny. Growth.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m trying to use the power of positive thinking and I’m going to buy a bottle of champagne for when he dies. I’d rather be prepared than caught off guard.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I couldn’t have graduated high school 25 years ago. That’s just crazy because 2001 was only 11 years ago.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I know I’m PMSing because I just had a daydream about him dying and started crying happy tears
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Lol. Lmao even.
A screenshot of a The Hill headline “Trump has turned Republicans into the anti-Black party”
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My Nana turned 89 yesterday, she’s one the smartest, funniest and cutest people I’ve ever met.
A picture of my grandmother, smiling in front of a Christmas tree.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why does every guy look like Michael Cera now? Every guy in my office looks like this:
A picture of actor Michael Cera and his weird mustache
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ciara read that bitch for filth and it was deserved #summerhouse
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Nene Leakes: I Said What I Said Meme
ALT: Nene Leakes: I Said What I Said Meme
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
They’re going to have to hide his grave because so many people will vandalize it
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Watching Bravo may be the best or worst decision of my life
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I don’t like coming into the office where I have to sit by musty ass man children. DEODORANT IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOAP AND WATER!!
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I am truly blessed to have amazing friends in my life
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Idk why I’ve never watched Jujitsu Kaisen before now, but it’s really good
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I lost my Duolingo streak at 1261 days
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
PSA: check your weed today! Sick fucks may be filling it with Halloween candy!
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
One year ago we rolled a bunch of joints to hand out as favors for our wedding. Less weed this year but more joy
A bag filled with a LOT of joints for our wedding.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The ONE time I post something good and this sites all fucked up 😑
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
WHY ISN’T HE DEAD YET??!?? WHATS TAKING SO LONG???
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Filed my extension! Suck my dick IRS!
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I only have glittery lotion in my purse so now I look like I could be a black vampire in Twilight
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 03/04/2026
it's friday. a warm sunny day. spring has arrived and everywhere is the sound of birds returning north. buds are on the trees. woodland creatures scamper. a peaceful calm fills the air. a perfect day for someone to just fucking do it already.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
AI is trying to ruin every single email I send
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I hate every single truck driver I have to work with. It’s honestly terrifying that these dumb fucks are legally allowed to drive.
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m just working to survive long enough to see that man fucking die
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Tiger being drunk in that crash is the least surprising thing about it
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I’m not trying to speak this into existence but I honestly thought Clint Eastwood was dead.
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