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Failgoat

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It seems I am not yet accustomed to my new primal form

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
briefly thought this was my grandma’s old Shoprite, but it turns out that’s gone. this Shoprite Event is at the new one they built a ways up 9
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SHOPRITE EVENT is killing me
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Homer, filthy after crawling through the “supplicants” tunnel, kneeling before Mr. Burns, saying “seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.”
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frank Whaley?
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the thing about impeaching Vought is that it will ruin his life. pull his kids and wife in for sixteen hour depositions. refer them all for perjury. scream in his face. when you're done, if it didn't work, do it again.
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rkhub.site/albums9
image of my favorite albums from MyAlbums9:
The Stooges, FUN HOUSE
Nirvana, LIVE AT READING
The Clash, THE CLASH
Brian Eno, DISCREET MUSIC
The Heartbreakers, L.A.M.F.
Junior Kimbrough, ALL NIGHT LONG
Jimmy Cliff, THE HARDER THEY COME
Rolling Stones, EXILE ON MAIN ST.
Guns ‘N’ Roses, APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
angry seagull
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you have to admit, cosplaying as John Brown when your whole personality is “how fucking *dare* you criticize [random jerkoff politician]“ is an amazing bit
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the boomerest shit you’ll ever read
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s a great reversal of the rest of the series, in which Walt‘s smarts and guile have allowed him to escape every jam
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Failgoat grabs podium] SUPERNAUT
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
absolutely not, it fucking rips
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 14/02/2024
The real distinguishing feature of Grant and Sherman was that they fought the Confederacy to fuck them up, not to placate them. That’s the exact energy Democrats need to have with the ideological heirs of the Confederacy in the GOP.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Side note: the NYT will edit out the filler words of every single male politician in a quote, but here they’ve left in every “like” and “kind of” in her vocabulary. Which is a choice, and not one I like.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026
That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
100% worth it, just to be clear. please get your shots!
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
got flu and covid shots together
“The Ugly One” from Teen Girl Squad being attacked by an opossum and saying “my blood hurts”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Old Kentucky Shark @kentuckyshark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey @schumer.senate.gov, just wanted to check in and see how this is going now that Trump's approval is below 40%.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woody Johnson not being on this list is a bigger upset than the time the Jets beat the Pats in Foxboro in the playoffs
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the Indiana Jones game fucking rules. I just el kabonged a guy identified only as “Fascist 2” with a violin
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phylan @phylan.website · 24/07/2026
we need hostile architecture for the politically homeless
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fucking furious at this. just incandescently angry. people like RFK are lower than pond scum and there is no hell hot enough for them
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/09/2026
elite DC reporters love Standing Up To Power over trivial matters when they are certain the president won't punish them for doing so
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you don’t hate yourself nearly enough
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s because of Jellybelly
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@erikstrobl.bsky.social
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Nick J Mascisaurus Rex Sr. @bridgemusicbunker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
deer hunting season is gonna go so hard this year
A Fripp Eno camo hat
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nick Fuentes is much closer to the GOP establishment (he had dinner with Trump!) than Piker is to the Dems but despite both being “anti-Israel” only one is viewed as politically unacceptable
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a standing joke between me and my wife is that Americans reelected Trump because they think there’s a big PRICES dial on the Resolute Desk and Biden just wasn’t turning it down. it turns out the dial is real and Trump has spent eighteen months cranking it to 11
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026
you don’t have to have the conversation on their terms and in fact you shouldn’t have the conversation on their terms more democrats should follow this playbook instead of existing in a constant defensive crouch
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's fascinating, to me, how many columns and articles were written after Biden's withdraw from Afghanistan about the looming humanitarian catastrophe that Biden caused and how many fewer were written about Trump slashing US humanitarian aid still being sent there from $3B/year to $0 in 2025.
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Undecided swing voters who NEED to hear that you're going to be *a little bit* mean to trans people before they'll commit to voting for you are a myth invented by PR firms and Third Way cranks.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 12/09/2026
we can argue about how to appeal to 51% of texas voters on issues, etc, but this Dem obsession with "winning republican voters by getting endorsements from 'elite' republicans" is bizarre. you don't throw the bums out by pointing to all the bums who love you, actually
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
grumpy bird
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Failgoat @failgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
America cries out with one voice for a Donal Logue deepfake
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lone Progressive Dissenters have the highest batting average of being correct in history, yet that does nothing to change the widespread conviction that today’s Lone Progressive Dissenters must be crazy wackos.
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Post 9/11 unity" is such an insane thing to pine for. Every post-9/11 action that the unity provided was a terrible idea, either racist or authoritarian or both. Less unity after 9/11 would have been much better in both the short and long run
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