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Auntie Hero

@faerienuff.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of her government, asking for as much bodily autonomy as a corpse. (She/Her) Also, I write novels and make art and stuff: linktr.ee/ohfaerienuff

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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That movie was so much better than it had any right to be.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of the (relatively minor) buzz around Avengers: Doomsday feels forced and extremely fake, but we were out Wednesday night and a commercial for VisionQuest came on, and people were audibly excited about that. The TV shows have been better than the movies for a while.
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Philip Jean-Pierre @philipjp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news: after nine months, I have a job. Bad news: my unemployment ran out and my first paycheck is a few weeks away. I hate asking a second time, but I'm asking. Any amount helps. Sharing helps too. gofund.me/de4facca8
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Donate to Help Philip Overcome Medical Job Loss, organized by Philip Jean-Pierre
Help Philip Catch Up on Bills After Medical Job Loss Hi, my name is Phili… Philip Jean-Pierre needs your support for Help Philip Overcome Medical Job Loss
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: NY Governor, Kathy Hochul, has named NY Attorney General, Letitia James, as the Special Prosecutor to investigate the Cornell rape case. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case
Gov. Kathy Hochul appointed the New York State attorney general to investigate allegations by a former Cornell University student that several men sexually assaulted her.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I frightened one of our cats with all the happy screaming I did when this happened.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FINALLY! Shesterkin scores! We've waited years for this moment! #NYRangers
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm watching a hockey game, and the amount of sports betting advertised is disgusting. A character losing all his money to a bookie used to be an easy way for a narrative to show he was a worthless bum. Now it's a normal thing happening to guys (you know it's mostly guys) all over the U.S.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you put an element into a dystopian novel where people could bet on literally anything, including political decisions, and the people making those decisions also bet on them, making huge amounts of money, it would be too unrealistic, too corrupt, and yet... Anyway, outlaw Polymarket, Kalshi, etc.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so sorry, Tara. I have no words.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I tried to read this, and it's just word salad. This man is not well.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's messed up. I don't like it at all. But at least we can call them out on it
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unfortunately, the Constitution protects whatever Senators say in those hearings unless it's treason. They're free to throw around whatever horrible accusations they want without consequence.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should've just put him in a fake White House and told him he was still president back in January 2021.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you say something funny and I say "that's hilarious" instead of laughing, I'm not trying to be obnoxious; I'm just dead inside.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw something about USMNT in the trending topics and thought, "There are US mutant ninja turtles?"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From the number of useless petitions I get asked to sign on a daily basis, I worry that when/if Democrats take over they're not going to hold companies accountable but might just ask them to please stop being evil.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a layered lip balm that's strawberry cheesecake, and the top layer just tastes like strawberries, so I'm nervous the bottom layer will taste like cheese.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was lucky the people who helped save me from fundamentalist Protestantism were pagans, as I am now. I respect a lot of religions and even reasonable Christians. I just know way too much about the fundies trying to bring on the end times because they misread their favorite book.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On this day in 1994, the Clinton administration's heathcare reform plan was declared "dead" by Congress. Over 30 years later, the US is still the only industrialized country without universal healthcare. This should be a national outrage.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 26/09/2026
Starbucks is ending their DEI initiatives nationwide. If you’re a customer, BOYCOTT STARBUCKS. If you’re a Starbucks worker, organize your union to protect you and your coworkers before things get even worse.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not to get political on main, but I hate... no, I absolutely loathe gambling, I abhor it! I despise this predatory industry, what it does to people, how it targets vulnerable people, and how it worms its way into everything. If I ever got into power, I'd criminalise these companies.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That certainly is a collection of words. It's like an ai made entirely of outrage.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I unsubscribe from your emails, you don't need to send me another email telling me I've successfully unsubscribed from your emails. Just stop sending me shit.
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Simply Sepp @zens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody expects the Chicago inquisition
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a democratic socialist who loves Waffle House. Sadly, there are none near me. But dinner and a show? You can't beat that, plus their bacon is amazing!
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*hoping
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going for something inexpensive and manageable.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's weird how many movements/causes right now seem to consist entirely of yelling at people online. I know a lot are bots and comment farms, but the real people are basically indistinguishable from ai.
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Alfalphamale @alfalphamale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The child rapist Gaetz is the last person who should judge anyone
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still say the best response here is: "There is absolutely no proof whatsoever that Democrats want to trans your kids, but Matt Gaetz himself is proof that Republicans want to rape your kids and sex traffic them across state lines"
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are living through the absolutely dumbest possible timeline.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sure Zuck will think that's cooler than losing a million dollars.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry folks, I am abandoning my long and deeply held beliefs against bullying. If you see someone using one of these, bully them mercilessly. Make them never want to leave the house again
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s so cute to see everyone having fun with this,you might enjoy the other story about Covid this morning, about a young mom with long covid who killed herself, possibly partially because her husband describes it as her being “obsessed” with her health and “refusing” to get out of bed. Funny, yeah?
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look up "mechanical Turk" (ignore the Amazon search result). It's always a mechanical Turk.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You might say "No, some of those people are just stupid or paranoid", but if they believe something that dumb, they probably don't have a lot of empathy, so they can't imagine people acting differently from how they'd act, and I've proven my point.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I judge you by the conspiracy theories you believe in. Because if you believe the world's doctors and scientists are crooks and liars, I'll assume you're a crook and a liar. Why else would you believe people whose lives are dedicated to curing illness would be trying to kill you.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite part of any crime drama is when the FBI rushes in to arrest the bad guys in slow motion while opera music plays. Who's gonna do that in real life if the only people left in the FBI are yes men and dog fuckers?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahahaha I love how every company keeps making their own products more and more hideous to use while raising prices. Their whole philosophy is "how bad can we make something and they still will pay us?" Amazing. Yay capitalism. You fucking did it
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only reason they still make aviator glasses is so we can spot pedophiles and serial killers at a glance.
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Babs ✨💖 @little-babushka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meta you’re not gonna make me like the fucking pervert glasses just because you’re doling them out to blind vets
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My thought was "Imagine".
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The '80s video channel is on in the background, and while we're on the subject of KKK imagery...yikes, the video for Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is kinda fucked up.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I honor of Batman Day (is it really, on Talk Like a Pirate Day?), here's a Photoshop I did of Batman with the Bat Symbol replaced by the one I've been drawing to make my brother laugh for the last few years.
Michael Keaton's Batman, but the Bat Symbol is a crudely drawn bat with skinny little legs
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day
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