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woke chud asexual gooner

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mentally ill neet, please ignore i sleep and play games vent+reskeet spam account (there is no alt) [she/they] 🏳️‍⚧️ ~30 {🔞MDNI}

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h
The only good thing you can say about AI is that it might kill us
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 7h
We saw you were going to file for reimbursement from your health insurance company. Unfortunately this website is maintained by a goldfish and will be down exactly as long as you have mental capacity to complete this task
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 16h
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 7h
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 18h
there’s a reason this meme exists
SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS
Gabriela Rosa Sympatica
Elementary school teacher
Beloved by her community
Wants to improve lives

Diego Hitlerio de la Junta Son of a previous dictator Went to jail for corruption Wants to sterilize natives
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

atomicwrongs
I escaped the trap perfectly fine but I gnawed off my own leg because people would never believe I was being hunted otherwise. They will see the stump and realise I was right, and they'll take it so seriously, and they'll know how sharp my teeth are and how strong my jaw is and how desperate and scared I've been this whole time
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yaaaaay!!! Yippeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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Once you start saying shit like yay and yippee you really never can go back
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
goetic-justice
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell. Do you guys like that one.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
boringkate
2006: They're mad about horse armor? It's like mostly cosmetic, right? Can't they just not buy it? Gamers are so silly.

2026: They really should have burned Todd Howard's house down over the horse armor thing.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
eraserheadadult
the amazing digital circus was like a saw trap for fandom types who forgive and empathize with the awful behavior of male characters but don't want to think about a woman for even a second
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
princessdraconic
perpetual anxiety should come with some secret upsides. there needs to be a way i can channel this tightness in my chest into a beam attack or something
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pixeljade
to me the whole "trans infighting" thing is NOT "transfems vs transmascs". In fact it demonstrably is not; there are plenty of transmascs on the same side as me, and ive seen a number of transfems on the other side too. No, that isnt what it is, and from here on out I'm refusing to engage with the discourse as such. It is INSTEAD about "feminists vs bioessentialists". And yes I did just say "feminists" instead of "transfeminists", because being against bioessentialism is actually an old feminist point, one which many Radfems rebelled against, forming the very concept of TERFism. In fact, if I were being ~spicy~ I'd go so far as saying the fight is "feminists vs TERFs", but I believe that such a framing is potentially hazardous, because theres a solid chunk of people on that side who think they ARENT TERFs, despite espousing the same shit as them and hanging out with them and reblogging from them. So a lot of them will claim they are on the feminist side, despite very much not being remotely feminist.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
redstonedust
kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
greatergirlfriend
never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
heedra
so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
funeralcity
my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kt100
trans women are not honorary women they are not people trying to become women they are in fact women materially in the same way cis women are

get more transfeminist now motherfucker

kt100
i really think its obvious the difference between allies who genuinely believe you are your gender vs those that think you are trying to become that gender and there is a stark difference in how they will treat you
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mazeroamer
her if/then pussy got me making a statement

mazeroamer
or else
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
veryberryskye
sorry i missed the gala of suitors i was outside picking on the weird girl in the garden tending to weird looking plants. yeah she had a little shack with a cauldron back there it was gross. anyways she gave me something to drink and now im madly in love with her so we need to start planning a wedding or whatever

drcuriouslxix
Sorry I missed the crones' union meeting. The fuckingg princess showed up??? She wouldn't leave until I gave her a dr pepper. She got this really weird look in her eyes drinking it. I guess shes only used to beverages with 22 or fewer flavors

veryberryskye
oooohh the love potion worked i cant believe you gave me a love potion im so in love its so effective lets make out
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
necromancelena
I dont know I think it's kind of gross that the moment a style of presentation that's popular among trans women gets noticed as a theme by the broader population it rapidly devolves into the subject of ridicule, something to make memes about and tease new tgirls about for participating in (though by this point it's getting called a "femboy" style) until they're eventually too self conscious to wear that stuff anymore, and then at best the most sensitive anyone will get about it is "be nice, she'll grow out of it eventually". Of course this is a theme of misogyny in general- anything that becomes popular among young women will inevitably become both sexualised and ridiculed, the 'goth girl' or 'egirl' or whatever is something that men will declare as sexually desirable but also shameful for the woman to want to present that way- women lack interiority and thus could only be wearing that out of a shallow desire for attention. But for trans women specifically this attitude is only amplified- any expression of femininity is vapid and hollow because she is only 'wearing a costume' and 'playing' at being a girl, and when the inevitable sexual objectification comes into play that attraction is a source of conflicted shame that could only be brought on by an active, predatory deception.

Also striped tights look cute so fuck off.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
corsairesix
Hey I'm sorry that guys who only watch children's cartoons have bad takes about literature sometimes, but the imagined past where people have great reading comprehension and interact thoughtfully with adult themes doesn't exist

Also you're starting to sound like a RETVRN guy

corsairesix
Some gothic lit blog: How is it that society has gotten more puritanical than ever in the last five years?

Guy they invited on the actual news in 1996: Pokemon was created by Satan
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ratliker1917 Aug 28, 2019
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from
"the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god", to "uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism" will never stop being extremely funny to me

ratlicker1917 Aug 29, 2019
the monarchs... bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats... 👅

ratliker1917 Aug 29, 2019
Delete this account immediately.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
winterthedoll
Ugly Duckling banned from Swan spaces for being Duck socialized
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AwkwardMark @awkmark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Emily @sumac.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
jonathan blow: "waa bla bloo bloo soulja boy said my game is for people who smoke" phil fish:
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Leon Kennedy with a speech bubble
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 22h
Good morning
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dating their chatbot
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 07/10/2026
if i was a star war i would be this type of star war. thank you
cunty pipefish looking alien. saggy A-cups. looking at the camera suspiciously with its red eyes
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The wealthy spent decades burning every single physical anthropological place a teen could exist in, and now billionaire pedophiles are desperately setting fire to the Internet to accomplish the same thing out of virulent transphobia.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place
en.wikipedia.org
Non-place - Wikipedia
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what youve been missing on twitter
a fake twitter thread where someone posts pornography of green lantern, then a nazi posts a comment telling them to kill themselves and then someone posts a panel from an old green lantern saying he canonically says trans rights and hes just saying “i wouldnt even kill a poof if i saw one”
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
bro are you okay? the shot just lingered on your face for a few seconds while you were looking at your loved ones. no bro there was like, a mournful string orchestration of your leitmotif playing. bro?
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
monidoll
"toxic het" is uninteresting as fuck you can just look at your parents if you wanna see that
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sapphling
you need feminist analysis in your fat liberationism or you're going to end up saying dumb shit like "it's easier for fat women than it is for fat men because at least people like big boobs" and you need an analysis of fatphobia as a power structure in your feminism or you're going to end up saying dumb shit like "barbies and magazine models give teenage girls eating disorders even when they don't *need* to stop eating because they're not actually fat" and you need transfeminist analysis and the capacity to deconstruct bioessentialism in your feminist fatlib or you're going to end up saying dumb shit like "nobody understands how hard it is to grow up fat when you're AFAB"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nathan 🎃 @never-say-die.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A cruise missile alignment chart
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woke chud asexual gooner @f-g.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
huh. developing some weird red splotches on my face and neck. wait a minute. that's the side i sleep on. (washes bedding) huh. i look normal again. funny that!
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woke chud asexual gooner @f-g.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't think i would do well as a celebrity of any kind, no matter how niche or micro in scale. quickly glancing over my hundreds of followers(?!) i suspect somewhere between 1/3-1/2 are bots. but i am vain so i will not take the time to remove anything i suspect, because i like the big number.
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woke chud asexual gooner @f-g.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i have thought so many ideas that a stronger person could have used to cook. but alas. i cannot handle the heat, so i stay out of the kitchen
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woke chud asexual gooner @f-g.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there are times as a creative that i have avoided making stuff that makes me Feel Too Much. and by that i mean, almost every time such an idea has come up. a lot. and the worst part is, i forget what most of them are.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Isaac @isaacturnersong • 9h
*scrolling through timeline* 
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
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