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EZ Swords

@ezswords.com
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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA. Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 28/09/2026
How is there still gun crime in America when they took lightgun support out of Resident Evil Survivor in North America following Columbine?
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 26/09/2026
Yes, yes, I'm sure that will stop all interest in the film.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 25/09/2026
STOP GIVING THIS ASSHOLE YOUR PLATFORM. Goddamnit.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 25/09/2026
Fuck yes!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The moment you've all been waiting for: InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here. LISTEN NOW Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb
Album cover for "Infowars: Theme Songs Vol. 1" by Nick Lutsko. The artwork features cartoonish illustrations of people in various energetic poses. The top banner says "Now Streaming" in a rainbow gradient. Music platform icons appear below: Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube Music.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 23/09/2026
Hang on, maybe we do reopen Alcatraz Prison and keep it reserved for the entire Trump administration. Tours and museum will stay open with the museum shifting focus and expanding. Let’s do this.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huh... so the state takes over private industry in order to implement policy to promote the greater good? ... Hey MAGA, didn't y'all used to call this "socialism"?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 21/09/2026
"Affordable Home Computing Hardware" was a social experiment conducted by Stanford University between 1979 and 2019. It was considered a success; as such, it was ended.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 20/09/2026
I generally enjoy the light animation I’ve seen added to certain album artwork on Apple Music. HOWEVER! U2 has done the most obnoxious dumb shit imaginable. All the shirtless young boys (eww creepy) on their covers now randomly blink. It’s nauseating. My wife’s the U2 fan here. Not me.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/nick...
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
I’ve always wanted one of these. Lucky!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
Diesel prices are getting close to $8 per gallon where I’m at in Washington state. Soon I won’t be able to afford to drive anywhere at all for any reason. I bought some earlier at Costco for $7 per gallon, the cheapest place for fuel. Fuck D*nald Tr*mp right up his fat stupid ass until he dies.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YES LET'S GOOOO
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 16/09/2026
anybody have experience with an older Xbox One X dying? specifically, when I try to power mine on, the Xbox button lights up and beeps, then the console immediately powers down. unsure if this is PSU, HDD, or something else. I'd love to easily/cheaply fix and get it back into the kids' hands.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 15/09/2026
Finally unsubscribed from IGN on YouTube. Dickhead idiots.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 14/09/2026
Looking forward to McConnell’s next public collapse. Hopefully he’ll hit enough marble stairs on the way down, it’ll require a closed-casket funeral.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 13/09/2026
@danryckert.com @giantbomb.com
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Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the arguments I presented when pitching to cover automotive at Engadget is that I kept seeing Tesla news on tech sites as something new and revolutionary. The reality was, other automakers were doing the same thing, and tech sites were ignoring that information because Shiny Tesla
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 10/09/2026
@giantbomb.com @danryckert.com @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social @chucktowski.com www.crackdan.com
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 10/09/2026
PlayStation and Xbox seem to be sick and tired of making video games, as they’ve been demonstrating for years now. As a lifelong Nintendo fan, I’m happy to see the company continue to do their thing. Their often very weird thing. Keep on cashing those checks, Nintendo. You (mostly) deserve it.
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Nintendo Patents Watch @ninpatentswatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
• Catchup production after the Feb-May lull (LNY time off, inventory balancing, and assembly lines setup for EU model) • Front-running further component cost increases • Stocking up for the holiday shopping season, especially the Zelda Edition and those game bundles 2/
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tesla is so cool man
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WIRED @wired.com · 31/08/2026
The former US representative was also fined more than $71,000 for allegedly attempting to manipulate the prediction market. www.wired.com/story/george...
wired.com
George Santos Just Got Hit With Kalshi’s First-Ever Lifetime Ban
The former US representative was also fined more than $71,000 for allegedly attempting to manipulate the prediction market.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I never met Dolly Parton but I always liked knowing she was out there being awesome and trying to make the world better. Now we're left with all these other assholes actively trying to make it worse, and that makes me sad.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 24/08/2026
I’m watching gameplay footage of FromSoftware’s upcoming Switch 2 exclusive, The Duskbloods, and there’s an area on the map called Forest of Heresy. What a fantastic name. I’d like to visit. #Duskbloods
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My little spreadsheet babies, InfoWars goes live in five minutes. The last of Haggerty, the first of Phil, and some very special guests.
youtube.com
INFOWARS REBOOTED - Live Stream 8/20/26
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 20/08/2026
Indy’s vet got bought by private equity so we found a new one using this map! Here Indy uses his camo powers to blend in with the floor privateequityvet.org/vet-list/
Indy sits on a tile floor that is speckled blonde just like him
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
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Matt Dunphy @leviathant.com · 19/08/2026
All my goddamn life I've had to listen to Republican pissbabies clutching their pearls about fiscal discipline, national debt, and national deficits. They don't actually care. They don't operate in good faith. To concede any political ground to a Republican is to injure yourself and your neighbor.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/08/2026
This is my 2nd great-grandfather Roelf. This makes a lot of sense. Born 1851 Groningen, Netherlands Died 1933 Iowa, USA
Aged and pixelated black and white portrait of Dutch man sporting a fantastic full beard. Looks like a fucking boat captain.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/08/2026
This is my 2nd great-grandfather Roelf. This makes a lot of sense. Born 1851 Groningen, Netherlands Died 1933 Iowa, USA
Aged and pixelated black and white portrait of Dutch man sporting a fantastic full beard. Looks like a fucking boat captain.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is an absolutely terrible answer & this man absolutely should not be the next Speaker of the House
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 16/08/2026
Where was Mr. Tastee on 9/11?
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
why is this so caked up
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 12/08/2026
@cristian.wtf @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf www.realamericangooners.com
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 12/08/2026
@grubb.wtf Haha. That N64 memory card was from me. (Formerly johnbron) I love that era of Nintendo packaging!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 11/08/2026
I know a CEO said something, but how long must we be forced to look at photos of him? Can we please get a fucking break?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 10/08/2026
Detroiters is such a good show. Flawless.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 09/08/2026
The first egg from our addition of six hens has arrived! The egg on the left is from Mokey, who has consistently produced perfect eggs. I’ve recently built them brand new nesting boxes inside the coop so we’re prepared.
My palm holding two green eggs. The left one is a pretty standard “large” sized one. The one on the right is a much smaller egg. Both perfect.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 07/08/2026
@grubb.wtf You know what dumb guys call oscillating multi tools? Guybrators. It’s terrible. I’m sorry I even said it. :(
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 07/08/2026
Characters played by Tim Heidecker that are also named Tim Heidecker usually die at least once. I like that he’s now deliberately gone to Hell in search of Alex Jones. Oh, my Boner Bullets have already shipped! @realinfowars.bsky.social is the best
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 06/08/2026
Oh. My. God. :D
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/08/2026
Finally
Screenshot of Kermit the Frog in a tuxedo, from a Muppets Christmas special
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AfterDarb 🔞 @nsfw.darb.moe · 25/06/2026
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