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EZ Swords

@ezswords.com
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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA. Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.

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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 8h
Similar thinking here. Last time I flew home from LA, I brought a complete-in-box Wii U console (don’t ask). They made me open it up and removed everything, including the packaging components, to prove it wasn’t an attempted terrorist attack. The only thing that nearly exploded was my brain.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11h
Now that the attacks on Piker failed to resonate, time to move on to the next person to demonize. I'm sure attacking the beloved children's entertainer will work...
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 11h
Some people were convinced it couldn’t be done. Congrats to everyone involved!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 28/09/2026
Oh damn. This goes so hard.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 28/09/2026
How is there still gun crime in America when they took lightgun support out of Resident Evil Survivor in North America following Columbine?
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 26/09/2026
Yikes @philbraun.bsky.social
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 26/09/2026
Yup. Still waiting…
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 26/09/2026
Yes, yes, I'm sure that will stop all interest in the film.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 25/09/2026
STOP GIVING THIS ASSHOLE YOUR PLATFORM. Goddamnit.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 25/09/2026
Fuck yes!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The moment you've all been waiting for: InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here. LISTEN NOW Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb
Album cover for "Infowars: Theme Songs Vol. 1" by Nick Lutsko. The artwork features cartoonish illustrations of people in various energetic poses. The top banner says "Now Streaming" in a rainbow gradient. Music platform icons appear below: Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube Music.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 25/09/2026
Burn in Hell, Donald Trump. You’ll be there soon, thankfully.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 24/09/2026
Haha!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 23/09/2026
Hang on, maybe we do reopen Alcatraz Prison and keep it reserved for the entire Trump administration. Tours and museum will stay open with the museum shifting focus and expanding. Let’s do this.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huh... so the state takes over private industry in order to implement policy to promote the greater good? ... Hey MAGA, didn't y'all used to call this "socialism"?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 22/09/2026
Strutting. Verb: To behave or perform in an ostentatious manner to impress others, often used in the phrase "strut your stuff".
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 22/09/2026
LOL
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 22/09/2026
$80 was a half tank so we’re doing even better now. Gotta contact the meme factory and have them update it. Great country!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 22/09/2026
@gigastacey.bsky.social Yes, please. Also, do you know if there’s a WiFi 7 version happening soon?
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 22/09/2026
Needs a bigger hog. Looks nothing like @milesklee.bsky.social
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 21/09/2026
"Affordable Home Computing Hardware" was a social experiment conducted by Stanford University between 1979 and 2019. It was considered a success; as such, it was ended.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 21/09/2026
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 21/09/2026
I’d set up 5.1 again for that. I’ve still got the SACD/DVD-A player I bought for the TDS releases. It’s in a box in my storage shed just waiting for a reason to come out and play. ;)
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 21/09/2026
Love it. I’ve managed to avoid seeing Passion of the Christ all these years but that doesn’t stop me from laughing every time I hear that dude’s last name. Such a comically stupid sounding bad name. Fuck that guy.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 20/09/2026
I generally enjoy the light animation I’ve seen added to certain album artwork on Apple Music. HOWEVER! U2 has done the most obnoxious dumb shit imaginable. All the shirtless young boys (eww creepy) on their covers now randomly blink. It’s nauseating. My wife’s the U2 fan here. Not me.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/nick...
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 19/09/2026
Looked better when it was more of a fleshy pink.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 19/09/2026
Keep smiling Indy, you’ve got this!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
Sometimes a nice lemon glaze helps mask it. Certainly helps a little.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
I’ve always wanted one of these. Lucky!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
This is why I follow you.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
Let us know how it tastes! Looks delicious.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
Bluesky’s idiot trash AI censoring may kick in and be sure absolutely nobody sees this post.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 18/09/2026
Diesel prices are getting close to $8 per gallon where I’m at in Washington state. Soon I won’t be able to afford to drive anywhere at all for any reason. I bought some earlier at Costco for $7 per gallon, the cheapest place for fuel. Fuck D*nald Tr*mp right up his fat stupid ass until he dies.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YES LET'S GOOOO
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 16/09/2026
anybody have experience with an older Xbox One X dying? specifically, when I try to power mine on, the Xbox button lights up and beeps, then the console immediately powers down. unsure if this is PSU, HDD, or something else. I'd love to easily/cheaply fix and get it back into the kids' hands.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 15/09/2026
This is going to throw my entire week off. Thanks for the heads up!
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 15/09/2026
Finally unsubscribed from IGN on YouTube. Dickhead idiots.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 14/09/2026
Looking forward to McConnell’s next public collapse. Hopefully he’ll hit enough marble stairs on the way down, it’ll require a closed-casket funeral.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 14/09/2026
This is good stuff.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 13/09/2026
@danryckert.com @giantbomb.com
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 12/09/2026
Oh my god!
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Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the arguments I presented when pitching to cover automotive at Engadget is that I kept seeing Tesla news on tech sites as something new and revolutionary. The reality was, other automakers were doing the same thing, and tech sites were ignoring that information because Shiny Tesla
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 10/09/2026
@giantbomb.com @danryckert.com @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social @chucktowski.com www.crackdan.com
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 10/09/2026
The fact that Xbox picked this game up after Sony dropped it doesn’t even count as goodwill since Xbox is desperately looking for ANY good press these days (years). They’ll throw around some cash for glamour shots they can flash in front of stockholders while they pretend to be interested in games.
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EZ Swords @ezswords.com · 10/09/2026
PlayStation and Xbox seem to be sick and tired of making video games, as they’ve been demonstrating for years now. As a lifelong Nintendo fan, I’m happy to see the company continue to do their thing. Their often very weird thing. Keep on cashing those checks, Nintendo. You (mostly) deserve it.
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Nintendo Patents Watch @ninpatentswatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
• Catchup production after the Feb-May lull (LNY time off, inventory balancing, and assembly lines setup for EU model) • Front-running further component cost increases • Stocking up for the holiday shopping season, especially the Zelda Edition and those game bundles 2/
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