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E.Z. Hart

@ezhart.com
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Programmer, self-defense and fitness instructor, and security enthusiast. Read things I write: ezhart.com Hire me: codewise-llc.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 9h
It's called acid reflux, maybe you've GERD of it.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/10/2026
It Follows That Bird
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/10/2026
This ends here; you have driven over your last Bachman-Turner.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/10/2026
Top 3 cooking shows of all time: 3. Cutthroat Kitchen 2. The Great British Bake-Off 1. The Katering Show
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 01/10/2026
I am the only good driver on the entire road.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 30/09/2026
It'd be nice if scrolling the YouTube home page didn't spoil movies and TV shows for me. Big reveals and plot points, just right there in the titles of videos about movies _which have not yet been released_. FFS.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
whoever decided scrollbars need to be a pixel wide and unusable needs to be shot then beheaded then pissed on then shit on then scattered on the beds of their children
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 22/09/2026
I have like 30 Contra jokes, they might be on that shelf over there, no, not that one, you're getting closer - go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, there!
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 20/09/2026
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 16/09/2026
Ah, Urgency, Stubbornness, and Spite: the three musketeers of ADHD productivity hacking.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Ace of Basil
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 10/09/2026
My wife and I went to see this last night and I'm still giggling randomly as I remember jokes from it. Also, a musical number that _will_ get stuck in your head (in a good way).
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 07/09/2026
henryfudgeofficial.substack.com/p/the-plague
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The Plague
The political lottery, the market for Demagogues, the appeal of revolution, the probability of insurrection.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/09/2026
Qtp with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
Closeup of the right eye of Jed Bartlett from The West Wing
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Using LLMs in science for “literature review” or “summarizing" is *automated cryptogyny* olivia.science/cryptogyny/ @olivia.science 🧵
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Cryptogyny
On the systematic obfuscation of women's contributions.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 23/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 23rd 2026 (Brutal), in less than 12 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 23/08/2026
Another thing "AI" stole from us: gloriously bad MS Paint edits on real estate listings. All those not-even-close-to-realistic bright green lawns and suspiciously blue skies lost, like tears in the rain.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 16/08/2026
The freedom of not worrying about typefaces on my website: ezhart.com/posts/switch...
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Switching to the System Font Stack
I stopped sweating my web font choices and update my website to use the system font stack.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/08/2026
This is some real "discount on your next haircut because the barber cut your ear" energy.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 14/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 14th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 20 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 13/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 13th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 07/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 6th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/08/2026
I would pay so much extra for a washing machine that did this.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 05/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 8 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 04/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 4th 2026 (Medium), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/08/2026
The "pharmacy line data sharing" lament from @danhon.com last week got me (over)thinking how to solve the problem without making surveillance worse: ezhart.com/posts/how-lo...
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Can We Measure the Pharmacy Line Without Getting Creepy?
Thoughts on solving problems with old technology to help us avoid further sliding into the surveillance dystopia.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 3rd 2026 (Easy), in 05:07 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 01/08/2026
EIGHT heads in a duffel bag? In this economy?
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 31/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 31st 2026 (Tricky), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 29/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 29th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 28/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 28th 2026 (Medium), in 05:06 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 27/07/2026
Years ago I made a very niche little Android app that I use every week. I finally put it in the Google Play Store. If you play music in a setting where you need to lower the volume so you can speak, you might find AudioDuck useful. (Like I said, _very_ niche 😃.) ezhart.com/posts/audiod...
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AudioDuck for Android
I finally got around to releasing the AudioDuck app for Android on the Google Play Store.
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 25/07/2026
This is my vote to play Cheery Littlebottom if we ever get Terry Pratchett Watch movies (or a series).
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 24/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 24th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 11 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Feild @feild.work · 23/07/2026
There's nothing to "join" in the Democratic Party. It's a brand with products I spend my vote on once a year at the democracy store. Most people's experience of it is an endless stream of texts that read like scams, their reward for donating or signing a petition. No wonder DSA is growing
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 23/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 23rd 2026 (Tricky), in less than 10 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 22/07/2026
I have never once seen a post or article on the wild Internet from someone who's mad about the Odyssey, nor met someone in person who felt angry about it. But from Bluesky I'm _keenly_ aware of that this stupid discourse exists and have seen eleventy-billion screenshots of it. So thanks, I guess?
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 22/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 22nd 2026 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 21/07/2026
"Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love"
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/07/2026
*Mariah Carey voice* IT’S TIIIIIIME ⏰🐻
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LIVE Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska 2026 | explore.org
YouTube video by Explore Live Nature Cams
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 21/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 21st 2026 (Easy), in 03:39 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
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Grosse Point Blank John Cusack
Alt: Grosse Point Blank John Cusack
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 20/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 20th 2026 (Easy), in less than 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 20/07/2026
The alumni magazine should have a warning or something before they show a picture of a student holding a sign that says "Welcome Class of 2031"
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Creepy Skeletal Figure with Long White Hair
Alt: The guy at the end of The Last Crusade rapidly aging into a skeleton
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 17/07/2026
David Lynch's Henry and the Paper Route
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 17/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 17th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 16 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/07/2026
I was doing some upkeep on my website and realized I was leaving location data exposed on some photos. I wrote a bit about the process of trimming down the images on my site, removing possibly sensitive data, and adding an extra check to ensure it doesn't happen again: ezhart.com/posts/trimmi...
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Trimming Images for Speed and Privacy
I wrote some scripts to trim down the image sizes on my blog using command line tools; I also increased my privacy by removing location information being leaked by some of my images.
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