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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 13h

It's called acid reflux, maybe you've GERD of it.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/10/2026

This ends here; you have driven over your last Bachman-Turner.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/10/2026

Top 3 cooking shows of all time: 3. Cutthroat Kitchen 2. The Great British Bake-Off 1. The Katering Show

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 01/10/2026

I am the only good driver on the entire road.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 30/09/2026

It'd be nice if scrolling the YouTube home page didn't spoil movies and TV shows for me. Big reveals and plot points, just right there in the titles of videos about movies _which have not yet been released_. FFS.

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

whoever decided scrollbars need to be a pixel wide and unusable needs to be shot then beheaded then pissed on then shit on then scattered on the beds of their children

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name GWARia Steinem

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 27/09/2026

Have you gotten the texts that "accidentally" swap 83 and 84 yet? I can't tell if they're real or a genuine screw up by the PACs.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 22/09/2026

I have like 30 Contra jokes, they might be on that shelf over there, no, not that one, you're getting closer - go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, there!

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 21/09/2026

Perhaps one that flips open and inside there's candy.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 20/09/2026

Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 16/09/2026

Ah, Urgency, Stubbornness, and Spite: the three musketeers of ADHD productivity hacking.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 13/09/2026

TIL what a sillcock key is. Added to the "to buy" list.

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 11/09/2026

make a band edible: Ginuwine Gums Elvis Pretzely Okay I need to stop now, it's late. Marcy Playground Beef

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 11/09/2026

make a band edible: Bananas Foster the People

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 11/09/2026

make a band edible: Ace of Basil

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 11/09/2026

Man, I'm gonna be thinking about how clever this one was for days. [claps slowly in appreciation] Well done.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 10/09/2026

My wife and I went to see this last night and I'm still giggling randomly as I remember jokes from it. Also, a musical number that _will_ get stuck in your head (in a good way).

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 10/09/2026

Again I implore BlueSky to add a "reluctant slow clap" button next to "like".

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 07/09/2026

Tramp Stamp: All the symbols from the Care Bears' tummies.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/09/2026

This would be a great "let's see how you think" interview question. Way more fun than "how many ping-pong balls fit in a 747".

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/09/2026

Qtp with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)

Closeup of the right eye of Jed Bartlett from The West Wing

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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Using LLMs in science for “literature review” or “summarizing" is *automated cryptogyny* olivia.science/cryptogyny/ @olivia.science 🧵

olivia.science

Cryptogyny

On the systematic obfuscation of women's contributions.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 27/08/2026

We're 4 seasons into Slow Horses and almost every episode my wife or I say "who's that actor" and the other says "dunno, maybe they were on an ep of Doctor Who" and they pretty much always are.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 25/08/2026

Lousy Smarch weather!

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 24/08/2026

I love the idea of a gorgeous put together character only realizing they're a cyborg halfway through a film, and everyone else being like "look at yourself, it's 7 AM, what did you think was happening?"

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 23/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 23rd 2026 (Brutal), in less than 12 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 23/08/2026

Another thing "AI" stole from us: gloriously bad MS Paint edits on real estate listings. All those not-even-close-to-realistic bright green lawns and suspiciously blue skies lost, like tears in the rain.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 19/08/2026

I wish more folks got this reference. I feel like I see fnords all the time these days and I can't mention it because nobody's read the same weird-ass books I did in high school.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/08/2026

This is some real "discount on your next haircut because the barber cut your ear" energy.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/08/2026

This raises important philosophical and etymological questions re: Mousercise.

4 "Mousercise" album covers featuring Disney characters exercising.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 14/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 14th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 20 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 13/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 13th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 11/08/2026

I always just assumed he was too tired to walk anywhere else.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 09/08/2026

It's the rare game where the traversal *and* combat were *so* fun that I actually played the entire optional 100 floor tower part. Some brutal traversal puzzles in there, but it remained fun.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 07/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 6th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/08/2026

I would pay so much extra for a washing machine that did this.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 05/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 8 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 04/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 4th 2026 (Medium), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/08/2026

The "pharmacy line data sharing" lament from @danhon.com last week got me (over)thinking how to solve the problem without making surveillance worse: ezhart.com/posts/how-lo...

ezhart.com

Can We Measure the Pharmacy Line Without Getting Creepy?

Thoughts on solving problems with old technology to help us avoid further sliding into the surveillance dystopia.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/08/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 3rd 2026 (Easy), in 05:07 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 02/08/2026

Got something in my eye...

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