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E.Z. Hart

@ezhart.com

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Programmer, self-defense and fitness instructor, and security enthusiast. Read things I write: ezhart.com Hire me: codewise-llc.com

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/09/2026

Qtp with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)

Closeup of the right eye of Jed Bartlett from The West Wing

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/08/2026

This raises important philosophical and etymological questions re: Mousercise.

4 "Mousercise" album covers featuring Disney characters exercising.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 19/07/2026

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Ned, Chuck, and Emerson from Pushing Daisies

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 08/07/2026

We got even nerdier with ours and got magnetic whiteboard lists to track what's in there.

A metal stand-up freezer with magnetic whiteboards listing the contents.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 17/06/2026

I know it won't help, but it made me feel better:

Screenshot of a "how was our support" feedback form. This was my reply:

"You got the frowny face because | had to deal with your pathologically dim
LLM for half a dozen emails before | got to someone who could actually
help me. You should fire whoever decided to employ a robot that couldn't
even read the static HTML support pages and use their salary to hire more
humans like the ones who helped me."

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/05/2026

sportos, motorheads, geeks, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies

Grace, the school secretary from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 15/02/2026

"targeted jamming"

A man getting punched in the face so hard his glasses are flying off.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 02/12/2025

QTP with your favourite Main Protagonist in a video game that’s NOT Mario nor Sonic.

Screenshot of Commander Keen from the 90s ID Software PC games.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 26/11/2025

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

A dog in a chef hat with his front paws on the counter. In front of it is a red bowl, a bottle of steak sauce, a package of bacon, and a whisk. The caption reads "Time to make woofles".

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 24/11/2025

A movie that takes place where you are from.

Poster for the movie Terror Squad. Two men with guns hold a terrified girl between them above a scene of an overturned car on fire amidst the ruins of a small town.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/11/2025

In honor of #GodzillaDay, some Godzilla art my amazing wife made for my office. It's depicting Godzilla on his way to work at his demolition job. The spines are glass shards and his scales are relief paint dots. Brings a smile to my face every time I see it.

A painting of Godzilla on his way to work at his demolition job. He's carrying a lunchbox and wearing a white hardhat.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 10/10/2025

Adjust the title of a great work to make it about total nerd shit. NP-Complete

The cover of The Smith's box set titled "Complete" - a black and white photo of four women at a carnival.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 27/09/2025

If you see this, quote skeet with a screenshot from a video game that released the year you were born. I, too, am dust. Dust on a cold lunar surface.

Screen shot from the Lunar Lander arcade game released in 1979. A black screen with a white vector graphics landscape and a vector lunar lander.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 18/09/2025

It's very Mooby-esque.

Golden statue of Mooby the cow from the film "Dogma", resting on a large conference table.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 18/09/2025

Wow, Hulu doesn't even give me the option of "Other" with a place to fill in "gave up without a fight".

The post-cancellation survey on Hulu. Possible answers notably don't include "caved immediately to fascism".

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 08/09/2025

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

The album cover for The Presidents of the United States of America debut album from 1995. The cover includes statues of acat playing trumpet, a frog playing sax, and a bear (I think) playing fiddle.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 03/09/2025

I was today years old when I finally stopped hoarding all the hex wrenches from every piece of cheap furniture I've assembled for the past 2 decades. Now the proud owner of a real set of wrenches instead of a clanky zip-loc bag.

A large pile of metal hex wrenches from cheap some-assembly-required furniture.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 02/09/2025

William H. Macy, best known as talent agent J.J. in "The Last Dragon" (1985)

William H Macy as J.J. in The Last Dragon, wearing a green and blue windbreaker and sunglasses on top of his head.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 30/08/2025

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 24/06/2025

Using an Image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times

Godzilla teaching Minilla (baby Godzilla) to spew radioactive breath.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 17/06/2025

Using food to show where I grew up

A half-eaten square-cut sausage and pepperoni pizza on a white cardboard disc. A red pepper flake shaker and two fountain drinks sit on the table next to it.

A steakburger, shoestring fries, and a milkshake.

A chili dog, fries, a wrapped burger, paper napkins, paper salt packets, and two Styrofoam milkshake cups.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 14/06/2025

Drop some of the most gorgeous people from horror 😍😱 Amanda Donohoe, The Lair of the White Worm, 1988

Amanda Donohoe as Lady Sylvia Marsh, sitting in a chair covered with a dust sheet, drinking a glass of red wine while wearing a hood _and_ a hat.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 21/05/2025

"Greg Wayne, a research director at Google DeepMind, says he sees Astra as “kind of the concept car of a universal AI assistant.” www.theverge.com/google-io/67...

Screenshot of Homer's personally designed car from the episode "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 28/04/2025

That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

Ad for the show Surface from 2005 on NBC; it's the show title under water. It ran for 1 season and ended on a cliffhanger but at least Lake Bell got to go on to do a lot of other great stuff.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 17/04/2025

A movie that takes place where you’re from (In this case, set and literally filmed there.)

The VHS box art for the 1985 film Terror Squad, filmed in Kokomo, Indiana.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 09/04/2025

I didn't even like baseball and these were still so cool.

A mini batting helmet filled with a sundae at Dairy Queen.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 02/04/2025

Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 19/03/2025

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 06/01/2025

Age yourself with your first computer: Tandy 1000SL, no hard drive, 16-color graphics, 640K RAM, with Deskmate on the ROM. Gettin' ready to play "Maniac Mansion", recently purchased from Radio Shack.

A boy with an unfortunate early 90s haircut and a D.A.R.E. t-shirt plays Maniac Mansion on a Tandy 1000SL computer. A dot-matrix printer and some cases of floppy disks are also on the desk.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 09/12/2024

Post your favorite Pokémon. Wrong answers only.

The puppet alligator from the film "Rollergator" dressed in a suit and tie, sitting at a desk with his arms crossed.

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E.Z. Hart @ezhart.com · 14/11/2024

Simpsons screenshot: 2 teenagers at a concert. The first one asks "Are you being sarcastic, dude?" The other replies "I don't even know anymore."

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