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Evie Nyx

@evienyx7.bsky.social
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30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 2h
And poor thing has nerve damage in both hands from texting so she is not able to hold a set amount of fingers in front of her face
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 3h
Her Christian name is Maple Hockey Stick Snowplow
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 3h
This is my girlfriend, you don't know her, she goes to a different school and is definitely not AI
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 4h
You're supposed to lie to me and tell me that this most definitely looks like a neat skull and not like C3P0 if he got into heavy downers
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 4h
Apple pie cake and Practical Magic time!!
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 5h
Like an apple pie and a spiced cake made tender passionate love and this is the offspring of their romantic tryst.
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Lee-uh the Sufferin' Succubus @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 6h
me at the bar, round 1am
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 6h
You're perfect
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 7h
It's in the fridge chilling right now but I'm excited to try a piece. Been craving cake and apple pie so decided to best of both worlds it
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 7h
My brain is exhausted and just thought "Mark Ruffalo, European Buffalo"
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 7h
Greg, how do you look more Mexican than Los?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 7h
I kept on getting interrupted while I was making this but tada! Apple pie skull cake that wound up looking some fuck ass Temu C3P0
Apple pie filling in cakeCake that looks like temu C3P0
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 11h
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social I feel like you would appreciate this meme 💜
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 11h
Jesus watching someone meme
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 11h
Everyone who likes this post is a big ole sinner and I love you for it 💜💜💜
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 11h
"The wages of sin is death." Bitch, shut up, everyone dies regardless of their sin status.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12h
A two-panel image of a stand-up comedian on stage in front of a green curtain. The comedian has short curly brown hair, wears round glasses, and is wearing a colorful plaid dress while holding a microphone. White subtitle text appears across the bottom of each panel.


1 - I think all sex is work, honestly.
2 - It’s a hand job, not a hand hobby.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you! I'm using recipes as guidelines but I am just in the mood to be creative with this.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12h
First step done!!
Skull cake
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13h
I'll allow it
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13h
My goal is to become queen of fall.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13h
I'm still working on it! But it is a vanilla cinnamon nutmeg sponge, I'm going to making apple pie filling for the center, and then a cinnamon nutmeg butter cream.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13h
Baking a cake, blasting some sweet tunes and twerking like my rent is due tomorrow. This is self care.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14h
static.klipy.com
Rigbi Cat with Tongue Out
Alt: Rigbi Cat with Tongue Out
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14h
Why does this cat's hair look like you tongue groomed it?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Goat cheese and Cadbury chocolate bars. Ah, contentment.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Instant horror story
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You sound like a keeper, friend
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
💜 We're sluts!!! 💜
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Slut. 💜
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
Alt: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If the bathtub nachos are out that means I am putting out and it's awkward putting out before you've even mouth kissed them
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All of them
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you haven't given me bathtub nachos by date 3 I ain't putting out, dammit.
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nice to meet you Josh! This was a test, you've failed. 💜
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Both ideas are kinda sexy
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
See?? I thought it was a great idea!
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It originally meant eating nachos in the bath but now that I am alone and have all of this delicious nacho cheese, I have new plans for my evening.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I figured he would get all flustered by my fowardness if I broke out the bathtub nachos on the second date.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What do you mean bathtub nachos aren't a romantic third date idea??
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It does sounds pretty terrible lol
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spicing up this Heineken 0.0 with some bourbon.
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Luis Sopelana @luissopelana.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Please excuse the extremely poor football
A doodle of Charlie Brawn, a buff version of Charlie Brown from the Peanuts comic strips
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When they poop though, is it just bullet casings that come out?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Time to look up orphanages.💀
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’d let you save and repost all my nudes
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You two will have the neatest babies!
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