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Evan

@evanpatrickw.bsky.social
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Michigander. Buy Canadian. Eastern Michigan University.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jalen Duren can fuck off to Sacramento.
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SCUM OF THE EARTH
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
don't say i didn't warn you either, tastes like candy but it feel like ether
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It would be so sick if the brands that GM killed off would get a revival. I feel like Pontiac, Saturn and Oldsmobile would produce some really fun modern vehicles for driver enthusiasts.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/06/2026
“Birthright citizenship upheld 5–4” is less “justice prevailed” and more “the smoke alarm worked, but only after the curtains caught fire.”
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🔞 Big Grey Bun | SA @biggreybun.etheirys.social · 26/06/2026
New My Chemical Romance and Bring Me The Horizon is making deathcore again?
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What Year Is It?
ALT: What Year Is It?
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Wolfly @wolfly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bring me the horizon making *new* deathcore in 2026? what the fuuuck
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.
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Mr Musashi @musashidesigns.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Pistons/Knicks would have been way more fun
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NBA @nba.com · 08/05/2026
Big-time buckets from Cade! 20 PTS 10 AST Pistons lead by 5 with under 4 minutes to play in Game 2 🍿
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The cool thing about defunding science and ignoring basic health protocols is that the universe is gonna keep on doing its thing, and it *really* does not give a shit what you believe
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Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Maybe we can learn some lessons here
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So her pregnancy included a sea section
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Last Of The Elder Gods @4meshewill.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
Doesn’t matter if you win the series in 7 games or 4… a win is a win baby.
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ausar Thompson has stepped up massively in this series. His last two blocks were nasty #DetroitBasketball
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
DEEEEEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL‼️😤 #DetroitPistons
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Draft dodgers shouldn't be able to institute a draft.
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Welcome to Detroit, Blake Miller! #OnePride #DetroitLions
Welcome to Detroit, Blake Miller! #OnePride
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Congratulations, Wolverines. I hope this lights a fire under Izzo to get the job done again in East Lansing.
Breaking news

Local Spartan In Awful Mood

How the fuck did we lose that game? About to jump in the Red Cedar.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Congrats UM friends, f you. 😜
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I pulled up to a gas station outside of Flint and noticed some white supremacy bullshit stuck on the side of the gas pump. I peeled off what would come off and replaced it with a Trumpflation sticker. Just doing my civic duty 🫡
Gas pump in Mt. Morris, MI with a white supremacist sticker on itI peeled that sticker off and put up a Trumpflation sticker as a replacement.
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This album captures my life between 2016-2018 very vividly haha. Reminds me of living with a bunch of my old roommates from college, getting my heart broken a few times, smoking copius amounts of weed, and being poor but having the time of my life. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Much Love - YouTube
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oh fuck, this is bad. Really bad.
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial) @notdetroitredwings.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ALL DYLAN LARKIN!!! #LGRW
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tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Reposted this a year ago, some things never change
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Keith Langlois @kml7.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's about the journey as much as the destination. Don't let rings culture poison the water. The Pistons have the NBA's best record with 25 games to go. Enjoy the ride. www.nba.com/pistons/news...
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With 25 games to go, Pistons have NBA’s best record – enjoy the ride
Yes, the Oklahoma City Thunder were without a healthy chunk of their depth chart in Wednesday’s 124-116 Pistons win
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Tim Hardaway Jr. sits down for his postgame media availability, then realizes there are ZERO reporters there. "Ya'll have a great evening!” 😭 (Via DNVR_Nuggets) #NBA
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I've deleted Facebook, Instagram, Threads and Messenger from my phone. I'm sick and tired of doom scrolling on Facebook, seeing countless relatives and acquaintances sharing MAGA content. Unfortunately for my job, it's a necessary evil, so I'll resort to only using it on my work desktop. Fuck Meta.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Democracy is dying in America. ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous. We need real leaders - not career politicians.
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Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
SGA, Jalen Williams and Isaiah Hartenstein are all out tonight vs the Pistons. And Chet Holmgren and Alex Caruso are doubtful.
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
dawg🥹
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wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social @wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I have no joy or happiness with the USA winning. Trump has killed any love I have for this country.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Who are you calling a libtard, you boot licker?
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a man in a suit and tie and a woman in a leopard print shirt are standing next to each other .
Alt: Orbit gum commercial circa 2007, with the iconic comeback "Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?"
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
FTP, forever
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Go Green! Go White! Kenneth Walker deserves this MVP, I'm so glad he won. He should have been a Heisman finalist during his one season at Michigan State. This is better than a Heisman trophy IMO.
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Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There are miracles, and there are acts of God, and then there is the Cleveland Cavaliers, a second apron team who can't combine contracts in a trade and can't add salary, finding a player to trade for who made just $263,397 less this season than Darius Garland.
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'm so sad about Jaden Ivey getting traded from the Pistons. Good luck in Chicago, fuck Cole Anthony for detailing his Pistons career.
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🌍 J.Sharp 🇺🇦 Freedom 🔶️ Democracy 🔷️ Justice 🇪🇺 @jsharp1436.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 31/01/2026
It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Matt Moberg:
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a close up of a person 's mouth with a light shining through it
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The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mood in minneapolis right now
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 25/01/2026
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Who are you calling a libtard, you boot licker?
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie and a woman in a leopard print shirt are standing next to each other .
Alt: Orbit gum commercial circa 2007, with the iconic comeback "Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?"
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Atlantic finally catching up with what some of us have been saying for *years*
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