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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Congratulations, Wolverines. I hope this lights a fire under Izzo to get the job done again in East Lansing.

Breaking news

Local Spartan In Awful Mood

How the fuck did we lose that game? About to jump in the Red Cedar.

Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I pulled up to a gas station outside of Flint and noticed some white supremacy bullshit stuck on the side of the gas pump. I peeled off what would come off and replaced it with a Trumpflation sticker. Just doing my civic duty 🫡

Gas pump in Mt. Morris, MI with a white supremacist sticker on it

I peeled that sticker off and put up a Trumpflation sticker as a replacement.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Dementia Don has that "lights are on but nobody's home" empty as hell look in his eyes. This country is so cooked.

"You'd all be speaking German or maybe Japanese"

Okay, grandpa, let's get you indicted for treason

Joe Biden pooped my pants

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Vikings fans in the cuck chair, rooting for Sam Darnold and the Seahawks to win the Superbowl.

Meme describing a Vikings fan (also a cuck) watching "his" QB Sam Darnold flirting with getting his first Superbowl. Sam says "Are you sure?" And the Vikings cuck says "Yes"

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Happy birthday Mac Miller, you would've been 34 years old today! You are missed every day by countless people.

Mac Miller's Circles on vinyl pictured with Buffalo Trace and Stagg whiskeys.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I struck up a conversation with this guy at the Pistons vs Suns game last night. Cool as fuck person, he liked my red horse Grant Hill jersey. Glad that the Pistons won as well! Release the Epstein Files! www.wakeuptheworld.shop

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Hey NRA, this is the government taking away citizens guns and violating the second amendment. You know, the whole fucking thing you guys have been talking about for my entire life?

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

This is so fucking cool, s/o to that Oregon staff member for being a good human being. It would have been so easy to be salty. He probably recognized that this could be an incredible memento for Ponds and something he'd cherish forever.

A member of the Oregon Ducks coaching staff found Indiana DB D'Angelo Ponds after the Hoosiers' 56-22 win and gave him the ball from the opening play of the game - a play in which Ponds picked off Oregon QB Dante Moore and opened the Peach Bowl scoring with a pick-six 🥹

The staffer kept the ball safe for more than three hours in between the pick-six and the final snap of the night, making sure Ponds had a memento to forever remember his big play 👏

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

The Detroit Pistons didn't even need to resign Malik Beasley to achieve a top three seed in the Eastern Conference. Top three, and they're not two or three either. They're convincingly the best team in the Eastern Conference, I think Cade is going to finish top 5 in MVP votes. DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL!

NBA Eastern Conference standings as of 12/13/2025

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

The Tampa Bay Cucks. Or, the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. Whichever you prefer!

Meme describing the Carolina Panthers as a woman getting sexual with another man (the NFC South division title) and her boyfriend (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) is a cuckold, sitting in a chair while watching the Panthers and the NFC South division title get it on.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Mr. Brightside is going to never sound the same again in Ann Arbor.

Picture of Sherrone Moore crying with the caption "it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?"

This is in reference to Moore cheating on his wife whom he has three children with for a Michigan employee and getting her pregnant as well, getting her salary bumped up 55% to attempt a coverup, and threatening to kill her and himself.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Stoked as fuck for my three year old son to open his presents on Christmas morning and find these custom Paw Patrol books. My buddy loves to read and he loves Paw Patrol too, I can't wait to see his reaction when he learns that he's in the books too!! Link is in the alt text description!

https://bubblydoo.us/en/products/paw-patrol-rescue?utm_id=120212101940920164

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

This was right after the Lions-Cowboys game on Thursday night. It gets even wilder as the video goes on! Never change, Detroit!

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The last time that the Red Wings, Lions and Pistons all won on the same day was November 12th, 2000. I think today is a great day to change that! #LGRW #OnePride #DetroitBasketball

Chicago Blackhawks - 1 End 1st
Detroit Red Wings - 1

Detroit Lions 4:25 PM
Washington Commanders

Detroit Pistons 7:30 PM
Philadelphia 76ers

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Ashamed that my hometown of Saginaw Township voted no on the Saginaw Township Schools bond proposal. I went to these schools over a decade ago and they were in rough condition then, I can only imagine how much worse they are now. People in Saginaw don't give a shit about kids and it's fucking wrong.

By Justin Engel | jengel@mlive.com
SAGINAW TWP, MI — For the second time in two years, Saginaw Township voters rejected a multimillion-dollar school district bond proposal aimed at updating aging facilities.

During a Tuesday, Nov. 4, election, residents voted against the $169.2 million Saginaw Township Community Schools bond proposal, 7,691 to 4,735 votes, Saginaw County clerk records stated.

The proposal represented a price tag reduction compared to the $242.9 million bond proposal that fell short by a vote of 8,671 to 2,540 in May 2023.

The campaigns for both bond issues involved sometimes-heated debate that often centered on the financial burden the measures would place on taxpayers during uncertain economic times.

Advocates argued the benefits of updated facilities — buildings erected more than a half-century ago — would mark an investment that would pay off both for a township featuring Saginaw County’s second-largest population and a school district that educates about 4,500 students.

Superintendent Jamie Kraatz was hired to lead the district five months after the May 2023 bond election loss. She previously served as director of learning, curriculum and assessment at Saginaw Township’s schools.

“While the bond did not pass, we remain committed to providing safe, modern and engaging learning environments for all of our students, Kraatz said after Tuesday’s loss. ”It’s important for our community to understand that our needs remain. In the months ahead, we’ll review the results of this election and begin discussing next steps."

Kraatz said she was thankful for the support of community members who advocated for the proposal.

The proposed renovations to several of those facilities included infrastructure changes meant to provide security against modern threats including school shooters, officials said.

If it had passed, the bond also would have included renovations or additions to facilities such as air conditioning and heating systems, bathrooms and locker rooms, classroom technology, and athletics playing fields.

The ballot language stated the proposal would have amounted to a 5.21-mill tax annually on average between 2026 and 2052, district records state.

The proposed tax would have launched in 2026 at a rate of 3.95 mills. That meant a homeowner living in a house with a $50,000 taxable value would have paid $160.50 to support the bond next year.

But district officials pointed out the life of the bond would have begun as earlier-approved township school bond taxes declined and then expired in three years.

District records showed the rate for the now-failed bond tax would have reached a height of 5.35 mills annually from 2028-40, which would have resulted in a $267.50 tax bill yearly for a homeowner living in a house with a $50,000 taxable value.

By comparison, that same homeowner will pay $125 this year for existing school bond debt that will expire by 2028.

Results for the Tuesday election were uploaded to the county clerk’s website shortly after 11:30 p.m.

The Saginaw Township vote represented one of two Saginaw County-based school district bond proposals that failed to win voter support Tuesday.

Birch Run Area Schools officials also fell short again in convincing voters to approve a multimillion-dollar bond proposal. Voters there rejected a $17.8 million bond proposal for the Birch Run-based school district, 1,253 to 1,089 votes.

Election officials consider the initial election results as an unofficial tally. Official results will follow the certification process from state and county election officials.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Some things are bigger than sports

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

This is basically the Stafford/Goff trade from a few years back, but with Cornerbacks instead of Quarterbacks. #NFLsky

Indianapolis Colts trade AD Mitchell, 2026 and 2027 1st round picks for Sauce Gardner

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Traded in my Josh Allen hater card from the last eight years for a JJ McCarthy hater card. Fuck this guy

Fuck JJ McCarthy, all my homies hate JJ McCarthy

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Ferris State vs GVSU highlights! Go Dawgs!! #DII #NCAA #football youtu.be/9l5VtfviA3E?...

Ferris State University wins 38-31 vs Grand Valley State University for the Anchor Bone Trophy.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It's such a buzzkill that this was ruled as an illegal motion by Jared Goff. #OnePride

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Detroit Pistons fans, we're so fucking back.

Pistons Center Isaiah Stewart wearing the new Pistons alternate uni's.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

My son, wife and I were in a car accident this past Saturday. For a split second, I thought I lost my wife and my son. We're so fortunate to just have minor burns, scratches and bruises. Cars are replaceable, people are not. You won't go before you're supposed to

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

The TD catch I was referring to! Spartans are looking good so far

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

If Malik Beasley re-signs with Detroit for another year, the Pistons will have gotten significantly better this off-season while saving money. I'm confident in saying the Pistons will be the 3 seed or better this upcoming season.

Former #Pistons guard Malik Beasley is reportedly no longer the target of a federal betting investigation, Beasley's attorneys Steve Haney and Mike Schachter told ESPN.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The Callous Daoboys don't get the attention they deserve

Meme template showing seven different animals with a different band name attached to each animal, and then the offspring being a weird mashup of all seven.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

After eight years of playing #Fortnite, I have FINALLY won a solo match. I have had hundreds of top 5 finishes, dozens of 2nd place finishes, but never the victory. I screamed so fucking loud my neighbor came over and checked up on me lol.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I guess Usha doesn't mind if it's not a person.

James Donald Bowman (JD Vance) caught with a reclining sofa chair at a Coldplay concert.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Shout-out to PFT Commentor for getting @petebuttigieg.bsky.social to get in on the bit. #PardonMyTake

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Nothing beats a 3.5 day camping weekend in northern Michigan!

Picture of the lake at Clear Lake State Park in Atlanta, Michigan.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Pellet smokers will always be my go to, I don't care how "lazy" it makes me. The meat turns out incredible and I don't need to obsess over the smoker all day or all night.

Meme format featuring Jeremy Allen White from The Bear. The caption says "Me when I simply put meat in the smoker and monitor the temperature on my phone while sitting on the couch".

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

So thankful that the Pistons have Cade Cunningham, the Stan Van Gundy era was a dark one indeed. #nba #nbasky

A bottle of Jameson with three levels of drunk- 1) It tastes like juice 2) did they even love me 3) a picture of Pistons draft bust Sekou Doumbouya

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

#NoKings protest in Bay City, Michigan had a good turnout. Probably 600-700 people in a city with a ton of MAGA assholes. Proud of my city for standing tall.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

You know we're living in the darkest timeline when George Bush sounds like a Democrat in comparison to the MAGA Y'all-Qaeda crowd.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

And then there's Detroit Tigers fans

Meme template of two Ewoks from Star Wars dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses, showing someone a flier with Tarik Skubal on it. The meme says "Excuse me sir.............

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Tarik Skubal?"

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

This album is a 100% throwback to MySpace era deathcore (As Blood Runs Black, Count Your Blessings era BMTH, Suicide Silence, Whitechapel).

https://tidal.com/browse/artist/34757044?u

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Gonna have to make the road trip from Mid Michigan to Pittsburgh for this game. Mac would have loved getting his own Pirates bobblehead, he repped his hometown with pride. Would've loved a Tigers vs Pirates matchup but I'll gladly go because of Mac.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Good afternoon Bluesky, the Detroit Tigers are tied for the best record in the MLB.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

New Michigan map just dropped

Great Lakes Water Resource Region Hydrological Map

Satire post entailing what a souped up Michigan would look like.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Can't wait to drive down to Detroit on Sunday and see game four. Stoked to watch game three tonight. Detroit Vs Everybody!

Graphic featuring Isiah Thomas, Chauncey Billups, and Cade Cunningham.

Since 1985, these are the only Pistons to have 30 points & 10 rebounds in a playoff game:

Isiah Thomas
Chauncey Billups
Cade Cunningham

Pistons tie up the series at 1-1 with the Knicks.

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Evan @evanpatrickw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This could be one of the biggest tourism attractions in Michigan when it's completed. #MichiganSky

Downtown Grand Rapids has exciting plans to build a trial connecting 9,000 acres of public land between Grand Rapids and Grand Haven.

The trail, known as the Greenway, will be 36 miles long following the river to connect the two cities and all the land in between. The goal is to make the land more accessible to be explored on foot, by bike, or by kayak.

Would you try out the 36-mile trek?

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