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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 1h

Sick freaks who want their depravity glorified for posterity’s sake are instrumental to establishing an unfalsifiable historical record of wickedness

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 4h

DNC searching for a Lefist Joe Rogan when it was actually Joe Rogan who launched Talarico into the stratosphere.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

These games still exist. Checkout DOOM: TDA, Stalker 2, Metro, Cyberpunk 2077, Deathloop, Prey, Borderlands or High on Life.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don't think "bootlicker" covers the degree to which some people try to flatter those in power these days. There's some straight up bootsucking going on.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026

This reads like an onion headline.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Clear out your storage to make room for a stupidly large game file. Download the game. Install it. Download the update. Fail. Delete even more space for storage. Install the update. Launch the game. Compile the shaders. Four hours later, you’re ready to play!!

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just want to take one good swing at whoever created the idea of compiling shaders

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What’s better than truck nuts? Bullet truck nuts

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lanterns is a good show, with flashes of greatness, but it is a super hero program in name only. Peacemaker had more fantasy and action than the show about a space sheriff with the power of imagination on his finger. Lanterns is like Fargo with green paint.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m worried for the Aggies today. Marcel Redd can already hardly see his receivers and today they’re playing in camouflage.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Man City subreddit is the most delusional place on the World Wide Web.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Better and more truthful to their true value to refer to food delivery as room service

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A modern critical analysis of Pure Country. Looking into the meta aspects of an in-vogue young actor stealing the leading role from its lucrative star, but written into the script. When Kyle Chandler Tried to Upstage George Strait

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Phil Collins has swag. You can’t say otherwise.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man City fans didn’t cheat. Neither did the players. The club did. Have some grace for those who feel ashamed. - An Astros fan

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve completed 50 of these shows and seen an episode of 81

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just fell to my knees and thanked god

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every driver in the world is sharing the same brain cell. I hope it’s your turn soon.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bears really cooked when they evolved hibernation. It’s a freezing hellscape out there. I’m going to bed. Wake me up when the sun’s back, and there’s plenty of food. Good night.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Save $19 on a shirt that cost me $18. I make deals.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Star Wars Zero Company has a fun gameplay loop with tons of character. Slight performance issues but overall it’s a great time.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Big Walk is Boy Scouts the video game (complimentary)

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Now we Live Más. But do we Love Más?

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You aint gotta read between the lines, you just gotta turn the page

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hegseth at the center of another major loss

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bad day to be an Arsenal fan. Worse day to be an Aggie. Logging off.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Arsenal and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Time for Arsenal to move on from this match

Don Draper saying It Will Shock You How Much It Never Happened

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s not right to say Spurs are still shit after spending £300M. They are actually worse.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Benoit Blanc in the Chronicles of Narnia: The mystery of this wardrobe, and the lions and witches there-in, is simply too whimsical to be mere coincidence

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Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives Out

ALT: Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives Out

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The cat is out of the bag? Ok, let’s get them back in. The cat was in the bag once. It can be back in the bag again. It won’t be easy. But let’s catch that cat.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is comparable only to Red Dead Redemption 2. That’s the highest compliment I can give an RPG.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My advice to Ed Sheeran? Invade Iran so everyone starts talking about something else

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Athletes are bad role models. College athletes, doubly so

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

AI has spent ten trillion dollars on developing the digital equivalent of jangling keys

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

College football is a vehicle through which to deliver political ads in the fall

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