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CyHawk

@eutectic.bsky.social
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Former vVv DJ Hero Pro. Writer and Photoshopper of insanity for Wide Right Natty Lite. Lover of Goblins in any Magic the Gathering format, especially Canadian Highlander.

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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*makes horns down sign and a fart noise with my mouth*
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dana says "fuckin A, man"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't wait to see him take the Penn State job and immediately go 6-6
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/10/2026
From North Texas’s social media team.
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Over a year after watching it, @unarmedoracle.bsky.social 's line "I maintain my aristocrats deck for the benefit of keeping up appearances, but commander as a format continues to elude me" is still easily the most seen I've ever felt as a magic player.
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sports grifters fuck around. Pablo Torre finds out.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fallout New Vegas is really a story about how anything is possible as long as you have a dream and are also willing to take a pile of drugs
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone who attended ISU in 2002 I saw this printed and hung up in like 10 different spots around campus
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i've been thinking a lot about the supposed death of shame and i think what this reflects (and lots of other incidents do as well) is more the death of empathy. it's not an improvement but i would buy that he wasn't trying to disrespect Holly; he just never considered her dignity or feelings.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A bitch is tired
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bryce Underwood, future Hawkeye QB
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 31/08/2026
did someone say football season
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Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
streamer stuff like this always gets me all Mr. Rogers at the Senate like "I'm very much concerned, as I know you are, with the stupid worthless shit being delivered to our children"
Mr. Rogers in his famous Senate testimony
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is #blueCy specific but I was at the game where "The Run" happened but I left the stadium to seek medical attention for a piece of tree bark I drunkenly got lodged in there drunkenly climbing trees on campus. I was about 50 feet outside the main gate when I heard the stadium explode.
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This rules
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
preemptively handing this one out for any "Let's talk about the legacy of Rocky Horror" posts you see this week.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social thank you for the Playlist it is very good
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"...now get back to work."
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/08/2026
Antiquing find
Juggalo Jesus painting
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@aedairy.bsky.social Chocolate Milk. I'll get a majority of stuff at Aldi's every week but that milk just hits different and is worth the trip to store #2 to pick it up.
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It is incredible how many people at this show have no idea how to read a ticket stub
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Cham-PANE
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This slaps so fucking hard in either format (Get yours today from @channel6.bsky.social)
Two copies of Turfman's College Foot-Ball Almanac are visible. One is printed and in a 3 ring binder, the other shows the title page in greyscale on a ReMARKable tablet
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The longer this chud stays relevant, the more convinced I am that Fred Hoiberg getting this dude to play himself into 1st round pick status is up there with John Wooden in terms of coaching accomplishments
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love our local chain pizzeria but the order in which these cheese options are offered is absolutely UNHINGED
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 03/07/2026
I think I found the perfect example to highlight the financial disparities between P4 and G6 schools. In March, one G6 school spent $12,000 on travel. At a big P4 school that month, it also spent $12,000. On one form of travel. That was its golf cart budget. www.foiaball.com/p/financial-...
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The absurd financial disparities between P4 and G6 schools
A breakdown of monthly budgets.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 05/08/2026
it is baffling to me that for 15-20 years we have known that authenticity sells and now everyone including small video creators are farming out their production process to the generic-ass-robot-output production machine just absolutely self defeating nonsense behavior
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
God dammit I just spent way too long trying to figure out how this was Yankovic related...
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My bad feelings around Covid is the realization that profits over lives was a thing and they truly feel no obligation at all to pretend to care about any of our survival- but I’ve talked with a LOT of healthcare professionals and THEY- are dealing with a level of trauma I’ve only seen-
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i think one of the underappreciated shifts in the past few decades (particularly on the right) is that we’ve gone from an ecosystem where the elite is consciously manufacturing propaganda for the rubes to one where the elite are themselves consuming and believing it
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So College Ultimate Team is just shandalar for cfb... but I am so here for it
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I got to work on parts that later went to Mars
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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One more time for the ages, friends. UP THE MIDDLE UP THE MIDDLE UP THE MIDDLE PUNT!
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You either die a Gary Oldman or live long enough to become a Gary Numan again,
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
8th edition basics family represent
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Watched a dude get 86'd for being too drunk at a Weird Al concert tonight
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CyHawk @eutectic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The ice cream contains potassium benzoate
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
THE TIME HATH COME
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Explosion Whale
Alt: gif of a blast blowing blubber beyond all believable bounds
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