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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hal Jordan just Fonzies his ring.

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Dan Davis @bindlestiff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pandora’s Box was actually filled with LLMs

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well, I guess carbon capture was a big old failure. Was looking like they had a working template, but apparently not.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Would you dipshits stop lying to yourselves and others that the current Democrat Party, should they achieve power, do fuck all of anything? Are you stupid? Theyve said as much.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I care so little at this moment about a gingee singer.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is there an "old news" site? We have a lot of continuing disasters that drop out of the news cycle that I kinda want to pay attention to.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

AGI is Lucy's eternal football. It is what soccer is: the nation's next big game.

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Matt Thrower @mattthr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Similarly, we're not "dithering" Helen, it's just that no-one believes anyone in politics or finance is going to do anything. We've given up on being heard because all the evidence we seee is that we're not, and we won't be.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just shut the fuck up with the whining about duty when you aint really hurt, just inconvienced. Especially when others are making similiar sacrifices for the same worthy goal.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/09/2026

"While XANTOBI is the most effective weight-loss intervention yet trialed, its effects on patient weight have been overshadowed by its remarkable ability to provide a painless, death-free exit from this absolutely absurd current state of affairs."

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Novel GLP-1 Receptor Agonist Delivers Transition to Astral Plane

“XANTOBI works by loosening the chemical and physical bonds of existence, allowing patients to gradually transition to the astral plane, where they can choos...

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dr.joan is just really really tired @theroguesenna.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

While it’s an existential threat to storytellers it’s not an existential threat to storytelling. There is no more universally ubiquitous aspect of human nature than storytelling unless you include biological functions.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You feel good naming crimes. Thats meaningless without prosecution. There is no excuse for lack of it on the national stage. Your "explaination" why it isnt is but a pathetic excuse or aggressive propaganda. Demand and expect at pain of dismissal action or you dont really care. We know. They know.

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A Completely Normal Rabbit 🍉🐇 @vonlenska.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You don't build bridges that fortify enemy supply lines. Those, you burn so thoroughly the Conflagration becomes a Capitalized Historical Event

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Andrew Ferguson @epikt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

manic pixie she-wolf

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If a politico tells me what anoher did wrong but doesnt tell me how they will make it right, they are admitting to me they dont care.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Never before has a more marginal boogeyman existed than Hasan Piker. I despise both these terms, but he is the both guilty of "main character syndrome" and "the current thingitis". He has done nothing of real consequence and I wish people would understand he and campaigns against him are distraction

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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lovecraftian gets thrown around a lot but every day house hunting in Bruxelles throws up new, previously unimagined horrors.

A photo from a property website of a bedroom, on the wall facing the bed is a sink, the wall itself seems to contain the trapped soul of the last person to have read the human skin bound grimoire that for some reason the previous owners kept in the basement

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Im 50 today. And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rip Dolly Parton. Sometimes people can be as beautiful on the inside as the outside.

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✰ @erikforrestjackson.com · 23/08/2026

buongiorno

intravenus de milo
@AllegedlyMiri
I didn't know Kanye was Italian

@kanyewest • 13 Dec 18
I will never make a diss record

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Perfume Bottle — Riedel glassworks, Czechoslovakia, 1930s

A green perfume bottle whose stopper is a figure of a woman under a waterfall

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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/08/2026

My retirement plan is to just write outraged white guy opinion articles where I am scared and angry about made up things that only my product placement sponsors can help with. Cloned centaurs replacing your high school marching band? Ward them off with these genuine 100% silver plated horseshoes!

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Screamin' into Da Void Petraitis @petraitis.org · 19/08/2026

How to Science

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Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A true vizier is still alive twenty years after they died

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough

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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 15/08/2026

If you want your files to live on your machine that you own and not in Microsoft's cloud that you don't: - OneDrive folder: select all -> right-click -> Always keep on this device. Wait for the sync. - OneDrive Settings -> Account -> Unlink this PC. - Settings -> Apps -> OneDrive- > Uninstall.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I always loved they called the mushroom guys in Super Mario Bros goombas, who work for Bowzer. Its ethnically delicious.

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🦉sean sean sean🦉 @avesmaria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Uh solutions would be “buying votes” and that goes against the code of Political Bushido

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Edward Rocket @edwardrocket.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

every solution is a problem oppressed what happened to tolerance??

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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

There are a lot of jobs tied to fucking things up beyond repair. Are you willing to risk those jobs?

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I believe this era, if history exists at all, will be remembered as the failure of the federal state to address the issues of the demos, here and elsewhere, but not everywhere.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

New rule: if you are gonna post something for comment and its paywalled, post a summary for those of us that dont want to subscribe to the cited rag. Yeah, even a publication promoting its own article. Otherwise, its wasting time.

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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I got to go take a nasty Schlitz.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“106% satisfaction guaranteed.”

Sign on building with Asian lettering above, “SHITTY ACCOUNTING” below.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i better pick up some gatorade

Road sign reads “Virginia / 3 MILFS / 4 MINUTES.”

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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 08/08/2026

thevaultoftheatomicspaceage.tumblr.com/post/8243709...

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phildebeest @phildebeest.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026

"No IT loads refused AI compute cum dump" is quite possibly the greatest phrase ever uttered.

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Blue Sky Miner @blueskyminer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"No honey, I'm not watching porn, I'm just learning about how Joe Biden caused the eruption of Mount Thera causing the destruction of the Minoan empire."

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Travel Fact: The reason scuba divers fall backwards off a boat is because, if they fell forward, they'd hurt their face and still be in the boat.

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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

perfect substack note

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