Reposted by Ethan BanmanJim Zub @jimzub.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. The only AI I 'use' is shit foisted on me - summaries and slop vomited on my screen as part of internet browsing or injected into programs I work with until I turn those settings off or rip those parts out by the roots. 11516251
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026throwing out my wardrobe and replacing it with a peacedrobe 030
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Kinda messed up that you can just buy an entire sleeve of Biscoff cookies for like 6 dollars 010
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Witness (1985) may contain the only known instance of Chekov's Corn 040
Reposted by Ethan BanmanWendy Sullivan @wendydoodles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026If I had a nickel for every character named Grace who taught me to chase hope this month I'd have two nickels!! 0322
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025rip Llewyn Davis you would've loved Kiki's Delivery Service 011
Reposted by Ethan BanmanEd @notdred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot 297223294621
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025At the airport six hours early, sitting on a bench eating breakfast, completely unbothered, and wondering why I'm apparently not capable of experiencing this level of peace in my own home 010
Reposted by Ethan BanmanColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea 6392971654
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Great news for me specifically www.polygon.com/angels-egg-a...polygon.comCult classic anime Angel's Egg is getting the 4K re-release it deservesAngel's Egg, a 1985 anime from Ghost in the Shell director Mamoru Oshii and Final Fantasy artist Yoshitaka Amano is getting a big theatrical release. 020
Reposted by Ethan BanmanDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Every other character in the Universal Monsters lineup has something supernatural going on, but the Phantom of the Opera is literally just a guy. 5746
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025who is Lance? and why has no one been able to free him yet? 010
Reposted by Ethan BanmanMx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 04/08/2025My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head 9671812759
Reposted by Ethan BanmanAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 06/07/2025oh to be kate bush covered in snow flakes wearing a little scarf 417411
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Steam sale? Buddy, it's free, just boil some water 000
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I have eaten the shoes that were for sale and which you were probably saving for baby Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and never worn 100
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Not sure who needs to hear this, but sprinkle some oregano on a frozen pizza before you put it in the oven 000
Reposted by Ethan BanmanAbbe Fardon @abbefardon.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Finished the pigeons. I loved every brush stroke. Amazing reference photo by ernestophoto on Instagram. 12461391127
Reposted by Ethan Banmantaterdash 🦇 @taterdash.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Benny painted in #artacademy #3ds #art #cat 317736
Reposted by Ethan Banmanceej @ceej.online · 06/06/2025Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah, 92257343
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Does Kate Bush know there was a Gundam character named after her? Does Kate Bush know what Gundam is? 020
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Do the lounge singers at the John Wick assassin hotel know that it's an assassin hotel? Or are they just happy for the steady work? 000
Reposted by Ethan Banman•☆ Danilo Vaz ☆• @danilovazart.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Moo Moo . #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2 56156275192
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I'm so sick of hearing that man's thoughts and opinions 010
Reposted by Ethan BanmanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane 13611154881
Reposted by Ethan BanmanNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 11/01/2025SEPHIROTH: Those Who Look With Clouded Eyes See Nothing But Shadows CAJUN CHEF CHARACTER (new to remastered edition): now you dont listen to mister sephiroth, thats just his way. that old sourpuss never stops his grumblin, except of course when he's eatin some of my famous etouffee 252382503
Reposted by Ethan BanmanDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025The Social Network (2010) 51102872459
Reposted by Ethan BanmanAbigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 06/01/2025Willem Dafoe as Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz in Nosferatu 1119512
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Me when I add an ingredient that's not in the recipe 030
Ethan Banman @ethanbanman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You would think doorman and chairman would be similar positions but they're not. They're not even close. 000
Reposted by Ethan Banman"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/01/2025nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out 913313
Reposted by Ethan BanmanJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/01/2025wife: welcome home, honey. how was work? guy who draws chalk outlines around dead bodies: awful. someone died on grass. fuckin impossible 131597232
