Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 07/08/2026I laughed out loud at this, at work, for longer than is socially acceptable. And you know what? I'm ok with that. 🤣 000
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026The first panel actually ragebaited me but yeah, please remove the raw sewage. I promise I can live. 010
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026Ah yes, yet another way that AI is going to kill us. So many options! 010
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026What is this? Proposed legislation to actually help people??? 000
Reposted by KotoMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/08/2026DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin 732208695369
Reposted by KotoWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/08/2026This is Brady. He gets excited to wake up his bunny every morning. Promised he would be a responsible pet owner, and we think he's doing an excellent job. 13/10 (IG: goodboyscann) 151109071150
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 04/08/2026"Swing Span Open" sign failed in the most Midwestern way I've ever seen in my life. Made my day. 010
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 14/07/2026I hate that our world is such a shitshow that it actually took me a second to realize this was an Onion article. Jesus fuckin Christ 020
Reposted by KotoThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026CARTOON OF THE DAY #AbolishICE (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social ) 11273112264
Reposted by KotoY.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services. 27106492236
Reposted by Kotobacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Anyone know how many capuchin monkeys I need to make a cappuccino? Fingers crossed it’s only one as I’m not sure I can get my hands on any more until the zoo reopens. 1019465
Reposted by KotoBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Me: I’m tired My brain: turn on the tv Me: but I need sleep My brain: go pay some bills Me: I’m so exhausted My brain: oRgAnIzE yOuR sPiCes 717434
Reposted by Kotoamerica.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Blue-Footed Booby with chicks native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean 📷: Steve Murray #birds 713261443
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 29/06/2026Spice. Would being normal for 2 minutes be so bad? Please Spice you're killing me 020
Reposted by KotoThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492102225
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 21/05/2026I'm getting real sick of calls to impeach and remove. Shit or get off the pot, Congress, and do your job. 111
Reposted by Kotoitsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem 142142824366
Reposted by KotoKatie Cook @katiecandraw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026A quick, little study... With apologies to Vermeer: 802500225
Reposted by Kotokim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“no worries all good” - me when i’m 100% worried and nothing is good 0529
Reposted by KotoAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count 313198835312
Reposted by KotoSpace Force Cadet @spaceforcecadet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I miss having a President of the United States. 784252696493
Reposted by KotoBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Ultimately, They want to Deport Americans who Can Legally Vote Against Them…. 59545461511
Reposted by KotoDr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon. 268118132986
Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 18/05/2026Talebot needs your help! If you're interested in deep thoughts and literary curiosity check out their YouTube page at youtube.com/@thetalefoun... If you like it and want to support the work they do, there is currently a fundraising effort to expand the world's lore at thetalefoundry.com/lore/thetalefoundry.comLore – Tale Foundry 000
Reposted by KotoUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/05/2026the unfortunate result of a young bulb raised in a bad environment 2048190
Reposted by KotoBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026To slightly adapt Orwell: The Supreme Court told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was its final, most essential command. 71374502280
Reposted by Kotoomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Dog experiences the beach for the first time . 😍 427113971294
Reposted by KotoWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/05/2026This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry) 218116681088
Reposted by Koto@OldAndCranky @oldandcranky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I’m sorry, could you repeat that? 945172445
Reposted by KotoWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/05/2026This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh) 391154531723
Reposted by KotoBits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026None of it was ever safe. People forgot that the best OPSEC for the internet was to never put things online you weren't comfortable with the whole damn planet seeing. 58855252
Reposted by KotoAiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard. 271118832246
Reposted by KotoLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna 309105081474
Reposted by Kotomaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Enlist in Operation Epic Fury for a chance to win a MrBeast collab rifle and crypto dot com branded parachute. Only alphas lick these patriot boots! 923829
Reposted by Kotohammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/02/2026imagine being an Iranian democratic activist staring at a burnt down girl's school and wondering how to make the case for the US being a friend to Iran 3489