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Koto

@eternalwhitemoon.com
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Silly lil critter that believes people should give a shit about each other. Also loves animals, art, gaming, bad jokes, and the Oxford comma. I make art! bsky.app/profile/art.eternalwhitemo…

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 07/08/2026
I laughed out loud at this, at work, for longer than is socially acceptable. And you know what? I'm ok with that. 🤣
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026
The first panel actually ragebaited me but yeah, please remove the raw sewage. I promise I can live.
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026
Ah yes, yet another way that AI is going to kill us. So many options!
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026
zoooooom
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 06/08/2026
What is this? Proposed legislation to actually help people???
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/08/2026
This is Brady. He gets excited to wake up his bunny every morning. Promised he would be a responsible pet owner, and we think he's doing an excellent job. 13/10 (IG: goodboyscann)
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 04/08/2026
"Swing Span Open" sign failed in the most Midwestern way I've ever seen in my life. Made my day.
Road intersection, West IL-92 turning towards the Rock Island Arsenal. The sign is intended to say "Swing Span Open" but only "ope" is displayed.
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 14/07/2026
I hate that our world is such a shitshow that it actually took me a second to realize this was an Onion article. Jesus fuckin Christ
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY #AbolishICE (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 14/07/2026
Rest in peace.
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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 10/07/2026
Why does my fish tank light have a gender option??
A picture of Amazon sorting options for a 48" aquarium tank light. "Gender" is a filter option listed.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyone know how many capuchin monkeys I need to make a cappuccino? Fingers crossed it’s only one as I’m not sure I can get my hands on any more until the zoo reopens.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me: I’m tired My brain: turn on the tv Me: but I need sleep My brain: go pay some bills Me: I’m so exhausted My brain: oRgAnIzE yOuR sPiCes
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 30/06/2026
A vicious cycle of four steps surrounding a black cat with a thousand-yard stare and a dapper little tie. The four endlessly cycling steps read:

-going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

-ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach

-your data is probably for sale online now

-that means someone could easily impersonate you
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
safety first!
an illustration of a somewhat nervous looking alligator in hibiscus printed children's water wings
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Blue-Footed Booby with chicks native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean 📷: Steve Murray #birds
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 29/06/2026
Spice. Would being normal for 2 minutes be so bad? Please Spice you're killing me
A tortoiseshell cat with white leg markings is sitting on top of a bird cage which faces a window. She dangles from the cage by her back legs to shove her entire body through horizonal blinds on the window. She manages to get half of her body through and uses the window frame to put her front paws on. She is staring downwards at something that is out of frame while being half through the blinds.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 24/05/2026
A little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone...
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 21/05/2026
I'm getting real sick of calls to impeach and remove. Shit or get off the pot, Congress, and do your job.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
And you're likely in a cult...
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itsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem
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Katie Cook @katiecandraw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A quick, little study... With apologies to Vermeer:
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“no worries all good” - me when i’m 100% worried and nothing is good
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count
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𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝓣𝓸𝓹𝓪𝔃 @fireytopaz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🌷🍩☕
The image features a cat sitting on a window sill, looking out of the window. The cat appears to be observing something outside, possibly a bird.
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 18/05/2026
So, uh, where's Congress?
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Space Force Cadet @spaceforcecadet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I miss having a President of the United States.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Ultimately, They want to Deport Americans who Can Legally Vote Against Them….
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon.
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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 18/05/2026
Talebot needs your help! If you're interested in deep thoughts and literary curiosity check out their YouTube page at youtube.com/@thetalefoun... If you like it and want to support the work they do, there is currently a fundraising effort to expand the world's lore at thetalefoundry.com/lore/
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Lore – Tale Foundry
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the unfortunate result of a young bulb raised in a bad environment
Box with two strips of red tape labeling it “ULTRA VIOLENT LAMP.”
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
To slightly adapt Orwell: The Supreme Court told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was its final, most essential command.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dog experiences the beach for the first time . 😍
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/05/2026
This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry)
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@OldAndCranky @oldandcranky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m sorry, could you repeat that?
Mourning Dove on my feeder looking confused.
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@OldAndCranky @oldandcranky.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
What a card…#birds
Bright red male cardinal on my feeder looking exceptionally gorgeous in the sunlight
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/05/2026
This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh)
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
None of it was ever safe. People forgot that the best OPSEC for the internet was to never put things online you weren't comfortable with the whole damn planet seeing.
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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To all who celebrate
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Enlist in Operation Epic Fury for a chance to win a MrBeast collab rifle and crypto dot com branded parachute. Only alphas lick these patriot boots!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
imagine being an Iranian democratic activist staring at a burnt down girl's school and wondering how to make the case for the US being a friend to Iran
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