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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 27/08/2026

This is so gross. You send people off to war and experience indelible trauma and then *shocked Pikachu face* when they feel that they have no option but to try to end it?

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 07/08/2026

I laughed out loud at this, at work, for longer than is socially acceptable. And you know what? I'm ok with that. 🤣

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The first panel actually ragebaited me but yeah, please remove the raw sewage. I promise I can live.

Ah yes, yet another way that AI is going to kill us. So many options!

Excuse me but *screams in existential terror directly into the void*

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*whispers* don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird *whispers quieter* pretty easy to Photoshop this picture as is anyway *whispers even quieter* with consent of course

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What is this? Proposed legislation to actually help people???

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Ah, certainly no abortions are ever emergencies. It's definitely a procedure you get just for funsies. We just need numbers so we can make sure to build big enough party buildings. (Clarifying for randos: this is satire)

OMG noooo I'm sorry for your loss. Feel free to scream into the void, I won't judge.

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Literally the exact same.

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I'm always slamming down Ctrl-S like my life depends on it. Auto-save is great but when it fails it takes the tattered remains of your sanity with it.

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Oh my God those lil TEEF ♥️ good job Howard, such a brave guy!

Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

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DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/08/2026

This is Brady. He gets excited to wake up his bunny every morning. Promised he would be a responsible pet owner, and we think he's doing an excellent job. 13/10 (IG: goodboyscann)

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 04/08/2026

"Swing Span Open" sign failed in the most Midwestern way I've ever seen in my life. Made my day.

Road intersection, West IL-92 turning towards the Rock Island Arsenal. The sign is intended to say "Swing Span Open" but only "ope" is displayed.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 28/07/2026

I have an endless amount of issues with this... But if they're so concerned about optics maybe they should reconsider why they need to hide it?

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 28/07/2026

Certainly nothing could go wrong.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 14/07/2026

I hate that our world is such a shitshow that it actually took me a second to realize this was an Onion article. Jesus fuckin Christ

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 10/07/2026

They say history repeats itself but it would be nice if Mr. Brain Worms could remember how ignoring a highly contagious disease worked out last time...

Grand Theft Auto meme "aw shit, here we go again"

Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

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A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 10/07/2026

Why does my fish tank light have a gender option??

A picture of Amazon sorting options for a 48" aquarium tank light. "Gender" is a filter option listed.

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 08/07/2026

Minecraft has finally figured out that Aldi knows what's up.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 07/07/2026

I literally see what you did there.

bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

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Anyone know how many capuchin monkeys I need to make a cappuccino? Fingers crossed it’s only one as I’m not sure I can get my hands on any more until the zoo reopens.

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 07/07/2026

Welcome to the Cassandra Dilemma. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassand...

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Cassandra (metaphor) - Wikipedia

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 05/07/2026

Subscriptions aren't new to games but this is the first time I've seen it sold directly through Steam.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 01/07/2026

tfw the robot is deemed to be more human than the human

Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

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Me: I’m tired My brain: turn on the tv Me: but I need sleep My brain: go pay some bills Me: I’m so exhausted My brain: oRgAnIzE yOuR sPiCes

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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Blue-Footed Booby with chicks native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean 📷: Steve Murray #birds

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 29/06/2026

Spice. Would being normal for 2 minutes be so bad? Please Spice you're killing me

A tortoiseshell cat with white leg markings is sitting on top of a bird cage which faces a window. She dangles from the cage by her back legs to shove her entire body through horizonal blinds on the window. She manages to get half of her body through and uses the window frame to put her front paws on. She is staring downwards at something that is out of frame while being half through the blinds.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 27/06/2026

:< How dare you make me lose The Game

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 11/06/2026

I'm really surprised that Niantic was a willing participant in this. Gross.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 02/06/2026

I mean, you have to be really careful how to use it, BUT there are some grill scenarios that can be assisted by a judicious use of WD-40.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 01/06/2026

How many writers at The Onion are secretly clairvoyant, do you think?

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Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 24/05/2026

A little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone...

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 24/05/2026

Actually I was waiting for the inevitable complete fuck-up chemical spill. Only a matter of time. What are safety regulations? OSHA? EPA? Never heard of them.

Koto @eternalwhitemoon.com · 24/05/2026

I miss this lil baby 😭

White long haired cat laying down, eyes closed, with a single paw visible.