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the 13 posts of scooby-doo @dparks.world · 07/10/2026
jesse marsch tweet: My "I don't want the USMNT job" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a fucking joke you are Schmitt, so proudly on your soapbox! I'll give you time to process since you just perjured yourself... LOLLLLLL
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... and the red-hot Chicago Fire, but surely just a reference to their primary color
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/08/2026
This kind of thing sounds really outdated when the third-favorite for promotion to the Prem next season is essentially the Columbus Crew
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
early reviews from boro supporters on sebastian berhalter: pretty good
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/06/2026
I choose to see this as an ironic Punishment of Destiny in which MAGA semioticians, in the last gasp of their ascendancy, are forced to embrace soccer—the sport of pluralism and baristas, the thing they hate most in all the world—because it's the one thing improving on their watch
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He just likes to hear himself talk... Interrupting the pbp, terrible analysis, talking about South Korea's pedestrian offense was they score a goal.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Each member of the crew hates Lalas for different reasons Rebecca Lowe and Thierry Henry are used to working on high quality soccer TV shows and can’t believe how boorish and stupid and boring he is. And Zlatan is just like “I simply do not respect anything about this man, I yearn to destroy him”
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 13/06/2026
Please don’t let Gio’s mom see this bug
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Landed in LA just in time for the game. Let’s lock in folks
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Son Heung Min: Masked Sonny on the Field
ALT: Son Heung Min: Masked Sonny on the Field
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m not someone who thinks you need big qualifications to talk about soccer but the fact that the face of US soccer commentary is Alexi Lalas who doesn’t have the credentials, humor, substance, or insight to be worthwhile, and is just plainly a bad person reflects so badly on the country
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Bloody Mat Conner @matconner.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Put together some basketball-style on-off ratings for xG and expected threat (xT) for Serie A. Not huge correlation for players with minimal minutes, but looks a little better when you set the cutoff using FB Ref’s qualifying thresholds (30 mins per match)
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.
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Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

(Photo of Russell Crowe doing complex math in A Beautiful Mind)
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The people who vote by mail fucking hate you. Hope this helps 0239 @2 G1 •
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How the case of the "Broadview Six" ends: With jaw-dropping revelations — days before trial — that could haunt the Chicago U.S. Attorney’s office for years. My UPDATED @chicago.suntimes.com story on the permanent dismissal of their criminal charges: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
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'Broadview Six' charges dropped as Chicago's top federal prosecutor admits case was tainted by misconduct
U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros made the highly unusual announcement Thursday, hours after a closed-door meeting was held about redactions made by prosecutors to a set of grand jury transcripts. The Oper...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So @johnspacemuller.com asked me what I'd do if I was suddenly appointed MLS commissioner, and somehow I skipped over the fact that I would do THIS. MLS teams insufficiently committed to doing media would be fined real money + GAM. And if that doesn't work, the CSO would be sent to the gulags.
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MLS Scorigami @mlsscorigami.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
FINAL: Portland Timbers (6), Sporting Kansas City (0) No scorigami. This score has happened 16 times in MLS history, most recently on April 4, 2026 (LAFC vs. Orlando City). 0.2% of MLS games end with the home side winning 6-0, the 31st most common scoreline. #MLS #Scorigami
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Unreal save from Brian Schwake to kick out and block a shot from Juan Brunetta from point-blank range. Best chance of the night, and Schwake shut it down.
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eric gonzalez juenke @egojunk.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Perfect. Bier is the head of Twitter “product.”
Can you stop quote tweeting without the context? It’s intellectually dishonest.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.
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I Decompiled the White House's New App
The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.
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the 13 posts of scooby-doo @dparks.world · 22/02/2026
another one for the file
LAFC crowd last night, vast!
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@kimischilling.bsky.social nice 5 young MLS player list... I suspect that will age incredibly well.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A patriotic judge who will fight to defend our Constitution: "The Constitution does not permit the government to arrest thousands of individuals and then disregard their constitutional rights because it would be too challenging to honor those rights."
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Generational run.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 24/11/2025
This is maybe a preview of Inter Miami in 2036, he can do this forever
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 21/11/2025
Pretty impressive timing from MLS for both of these stories to drop in the same week
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@dimden.dev the GOAT... old tweetdeck forever in our memories
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys. "I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man." It's a must-read:
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Son Heung-Min's 34 shots in MLS over his ~800 minutes: 8 Goals on 4.156 xG Conversion % (expected %) Poor Shots: 18.2 (2) Average Shots: 13.3 (9) Good Shots: 33.3% (23) Great Shots: 100% (53) "How Your Team Scores: MLS xG Data" - Tableau from @catabush.com / @mlsstat.bsky.social
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
these must be the feral pigs that one guy was trying to warn us about
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Suparna Chaudhry @sch-ir.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Came across this piece from 2019 (thx to Bluesky) a few days ago and now I can't unsee it and can't wait to assign it to my Human Rights class
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Pardeep Cattry @pcattry.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
the irony here is that Trump spends the entire clip talking about Chicago, which will not be hosting any World Cup games
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 20/09/2025
The Disney brand, and the USA brand, sinking together. Parody from Dutch TV www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRX...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACH
YouTube video by LUBACH
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Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
3 SHOTS!!! 3 of 43 total shots that were categorized as great/good!
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
humanity tends to be the solution to lots of societal problems because it’s the thing we keep attempting to build a society without
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 10/07/2025
Wow this new Cosmos crest explainer is honest
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 01/07/2025
This @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social video is absolutely INCREDIBLE. The numbers he cites, the strategy and results they produced — it’s the future. When have you heard *any* campaign talk about this, ever? (Video split in 2 to fit in Bluesky’s limits)
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g+ GameFlow @gameflow.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
g+ GameFlow: FIFA Club World Cup Group Stage Los Angeles FC v ES Tunis on June 20, 2025. #LAFCvESP ⚽️🤖
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Jamon M - MLS and footy analysis @jamonm.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We can use xGD to determine which teams might use it and prevent it or might struggle against it. Notice Portland moves down a bit when you look at xGD. Several teams in the West: LA Galaxy, Houston, SKC, and RSL struggle against direct play out of the back. 5/
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