Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a fucking joke you are Schmitt, so proudly on your soapbox! I'll give you time to process since you just perjured yourself... LOLLLLLL 000
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026... and the red-hot Chicago Fire, but surely just a reference to their primary color 000
Reposted by ÈsbootDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't really follow politics 392840592
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Given Angel City is only one point behind, has a better goal differential, and a better xGD, I'd be inclined to believe the ELO model is closer. 130
Reposted by ÈsbootJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/08/2026This kind of thing sounds really outdated when the third-favorite for promotion to the Prem next season is essentially the Columbus Crew 61257
Reposted by ÈsbootBrady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The legend Robin Lopez 383172519
Reposted by ÈsbootBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026early reviews from boro supporters on sebastian berhalter: pretty good 2466
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Definitely feels like a different season as opposed to simply the 2nd half of the same season. 2027 sprint will then be the "3rd one" in 18 months. 010
Reposted by Èsbootshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it 57139403715
Reposted by ÈsbootSickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8... 10468162
Reposted by ÈsbootBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/06/2026I choose to see this as an ironic Punishment of Destiny in which MAGA semioticians, in the last gasp of their ascendancy, are forced to embrace soccer—the sport of pluralism and baristas, the thing they hate most in all the world—because it's the one thing improving on their watch 818532
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026He just likes to hear himself talk... Interrupting the pbp, terrible analysis, talking about South Korea's pedestrian offense was they score a goal. 000
Reposted by ÈsbootRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Each member of the crew hates Lalas for different reasons Rebecca Lowe and Thierry Henry are used to working on high quality soccer TV shows and can’t believe how boorish and stupid and boring he is. And Zlatan is just like “I simply do not respect anything about this man, I yearn to destroy him” 37875134
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026barton is the nut low for commentary of all the fox broadcasts 000
Reposted by ÈsbootJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 13/06/2026Please don’t let Gio’s mom see this bug 31497
Reposted by ÈsbootMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Landed in LA just in time for the game. Let’s lock in folksstatic.klipy.comSon Heung Min: Masked Sonny on the FieldALT: Son Heung Min: Masked Sonny on the Field 3484320
Reposted by ÈsbootZito @zeets.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’m not someone who thinks you need big qualifications to talk about soccer but the fact that the face of US soccer commentary is Alexi Lalas who doesn’t have the credentials, humor, substance, or insight to be worthwhile, and is just plainly a bad person reflects so badly on the country 2245490
Reposted by ÈsbootBloody Mat Conner @matconner.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Put together some basketball-style on-off ratings for xG and expected threat (xT) for Serie A. Not huge correlation for players with minimal minutes, but looks a little better when you set the cutoff using FB Ref’s qualifying thresholds (30 mins per match) 111
Reposted by ÈsbootMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before. 12590981120
Reposted by ÈsbootJon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026How the case of the "Broadview Six" ends: With jaw-dropping revelations — days before trial — that could haunt the Chicago U.S. Attorney’s office for years. My UPDATED @chicago.suntimes.com story on the permanent dismissal of their criminal charges: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...chicago.suntimes.com'Broadview Six' charges dropped as Chicago's top federal prosecutor admits case was tainted by misconductU.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros made the highly unusual announcement Thursday, hours after a closed-door meeting was held about redactions made by prosecutors to a set of grand jury transcripts. The Oper... 24780225
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026These are a great read and have very clean visualizations. Nice job! 110
Reposted by ÈsbootMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026So @johnspacemuller.com asked me what I'd do if I was suddenly appointed MLS commissioner, and somehow I skipped over the fact that I would do THIS. MLS teams insufficiently committed to doing media would be fined real money + GAM. And if that doesn't work, the CSO would be sent to the gulags. 101039
Reposted by ÈsbootMLS Scorigami @mlsscorigami.bsky.social · 10/05/2026FINAL: Portland Timbers (6), Sporting Kansas City (0) No scorigami. This score has happened 16 times in MLS history, most recently on April 4, 2026 (LAFC vs. Orlando City). 0.2% of MLS games end with the home side winning 6-0, the 31st most common scoreline. #MLS #Scorigami 1132
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Would like to see 2025 Apple Broadcast xG numbers for Crepeau's 4 save sequence vs MIA. 010
Reposted by ÈsbootBen Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Unreal save from Brian Schwake to kick out and block a shot from Juan Brunetta from point-blank range. Best chance of the night, and Schwake shut it down. 0161
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying " that 's my quant "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " that 's my quant " 010
Reposted by Èsbooteric gonzalez juenke @egojunk.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Perfect. Bier is the head of Twitter “product.” 2592864
Reposted by ÈsbootEsther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.blog.thereallo.devI Decompiled the White House's New AppThe official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages. 3521421094
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026more so noting the compounding clusters of injuries and departures 010
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Atuesta is not some defensive presence but certainly adds ball progression, and has only played 121 minutes. Wasn't dressed for the last game and dealing with a thigh injury since preseason I believe? 101
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026RSL also on the road (on turf) and I'd expect VAN to be one of the best teams in the West once again 000
Èsboot @esboot.bsky.social · 20/02/2026@kimischilling.bsky.social nice 5 young MLS player list... I suspect that will age incredibly well. 000
