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Euan

@eritchie.bsky.social
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32. Canonically gay. Scottish. (he/him) Long spurts of trying to be funny punctuated by movie/comic book related babble avi by @LandonRage.bsky.social

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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 3h
Whew, that’s a doozy.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 4h
then i got on the hammersmith & city line
A poster on the tube that says

POSTHOG
PERMISSIOONS SKIPPED DANGEROUSLY
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now we’re fuckin’ talking.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not need the Jack Quaid jell-o cube. I Do Not.
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AJ McKenna @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"You Wouldn't ___ A ___" meme saying "You Wouldn't Bring An Iced Coffee To A Job Interview"
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Old man babysitting hours.
Little old Yorkie dog (his name is Mylo)
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
…You vex me, Mr. Aster, but I might have to give you another chance in this case.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PRIMETIME, which portrays Chris Hansen as a twisted egomaniac, is really good. It’s also the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Hansen, who has long turned child sexual abuse into a spectacle centering himself—at the expense of actual victims. spitfirenews.com/p/chris-hans...
spitfirenews.com
Chris Hansen was never the hero
On 'Primetime' and the real child abuse investigations that Hansen led astray.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, with Resident Evil, I think I can officially consider myself a hashtag Cregghead. The man just knows how to have fun with it.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Came out of work to a guy with a sandwich board that reads “There is no such thing as a transgender child” being jeered at by some youths (👍🏻) followed immediately by a Michael Jackson impersonator. Multifaceted place, this.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally what good is an ICC warrant if he can still do shit like this unfettered, Jesus.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao I was asked to pitch this series, same name, different artist attached, in August 2023–a year before the Spanish creators say they pitched their version to Mad Cave. Chris and Ibrahim didn’t plagiarise shit, Mad Cave had the whole thing p much plotted out, and I have the receipts to prove it
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally caved and accepted that my razor is lost. New one en route. I give it ‘til Sunday night before I find the fucker again, as is the way of these things.
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For nearly two years, I've been investigating a pattern of ominous legal letters sent to journalists by defamation counsel representing Bobby Kotick. That investigation is finally live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
youtube.com
Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genuinely not sure I’ll be able to sit through all the gross…sliminess of this one, but i’m glad it exists regardless, looks sick lmao. youtu.be/xgQc5T2djk8
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Clayface - Official Final Trailer (2026) Tom Rhys Harries, Naomi Ackie, David Dencik
YouTube video by IGN
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do you tell the difference between sinister Silent Hill fog, and just existing within Scotland, would be my first question.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Name a more iconic duo etc.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y’know what, fine, I’ll go listen to it. I assumed I’d hear it organically at some point, but that’s just not the world we live in anymore lmao.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The hell happens in that movie.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jeez, man.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alternatively if you let it go stale, it’d make a mean weapon in a pinch.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
to be honest this is probably just Reacher.
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chat, where the fuck did I put my electric razor. Where the fuck *would* I put it other than where I always put it. This is so annoying, I am so annoying.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tried to enter my home using my work security pass this evening, so I think sleep will benefit me, yes indeed.
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Sao @saowee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello! I guess it's okay to announce it now. Here is my exclusive variant of Absolute Wonder Woman for PSA Comics!
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got about an hour into Wolverine before bedtime last night and it’s a good time! Opening mission has a lot of fun twists and turns.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can’t talk rn, new cat just dropped. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The mental image of Dolph Lundgren saying this is killing me. Like if the sirens were also your personal trainers.
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Twitter user julannwis:

My baby cried non stop until I took him to a chiropractor. No joke - after one adjustment, I had a new baby. It was amazing!
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is that Brandon Routh?! Lol
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine them saying they’re going to limit cancer diagnoses
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noticed too late that the baguette I bought for lunch was already opened and I was too hungry to care, so if I die, you all can tell ‘em what happened, thanks.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great statement actually, because yeah, even putting aside the bullshit claims of being apolitical, the lack of solidarity is just weak baby shit. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Massive Attack Call Out Ed Sheeran: 'No Artist Should Tolerate the Censorship of Another Artist'
Massive Attack issues statement calling out Ed Sheeran for allowing Macklemore to be removed from his tour in response to pressure from venue owners.
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rachel Summers
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmfaoooo
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah I see news of Mystique being a lesbian has finally hit the griftosphere thanks to the Wolvie game. Bit late, lads.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘S a good’un.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Euan @eritchie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beautiful to see, keep ‘em coming.
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Atg Stucapa
ALT: Atg Stucapa
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance
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