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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[at a campout] dad #1: many squirrels died for this hotdog 😔🙏 dad #2: at least 20-30 squirrels 😔🙏 dad #1, resolute: we can't let them die in vain 🫡
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I thought my community pedestrian and bike infrastructure was solidly okay until I bought an ebike and started using it instead of a car for short trips. Within a month my opinion drastically changed lol.
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bad: had to haul ass home from the bookstore on my ebike to beat a thunderstorm good: bookstore finally got copies of A Trade of Blood
a blue ebike locked to a light pole with a copy of A Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett in the back silver basket
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And add a bike rack! PLEASE add a bike rack!!!
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
if you're trying to sell vintage clothes online and you don't list measurements only "fits like a size 8!" you shouldn't be selling vintage clothing online. this especially applies if you're charging more than $20 for an item of clothing. sizing is fucked, give me flat measurements or give me death.
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
proposing a halftime show where NSYNC and Backstreet Boys competitively boyband at each other only to be curbstomped by BTS
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
make sports betting illegal again
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
every year i end up making football-shaped deserts for the superbowl, not because i like football, because "football" is an easy shape for desserts to be (gluten free chocolate cake with chocolate and vanilla cream cheese frosting + my mediocre frosting skills)
top view of a football shaped chocolate cake, with football details in messy decorative white icing side view of a football shaped chocolate cake, with football details in messy decorative white icing
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
There is nothing I can post this morning that won’t violate this website’s terms of service.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
is he announcing a ground war or like the worst steak knives ever made and also they’re gold, it’s simply too early to say
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 28/11/2025
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
woke up and nine nativity scenes had spawned above the tv. picturing jesus showing up to my parent's house and feeling a little uncomfortable because damn, they must be obsessed with baby him.
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
appreciate that they let a beautiful fruit bat win the national dog show this year
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
watched the dog show and the hosts are always like "this is the #1 [DOG BREED] in the country" yeah but can you show me the worst one. show me the worst chihuahua you cowards.
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
accusing my parents of spoiling the american revolution bc they're two episodes ahead of me in the ken burns documentary
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/11/2025
Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
bluesky help, i can't decide on the most appropriate reply
reply to senator tim kaine's skeet that says GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CRAVEN MOTHERFUCKERreply to senator tim kaine's skeet that says no wonder i couldn't leave a voicemail at your office. dipshit.reply to senator tim kaine's skeet that says i look forward to canvassing for your primary opponent
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Primaries for senators
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
already called my senator most likely to flip once, but what if I call him again, meaner and with 1000% more swearing this time
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 08/10/2025
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
caught the first mormon conference talk by mistake. much to talk about in my next therapy session!
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
dog: you've paid the cheese tax yes, but what about the cheese tariff
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/09/2025
trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
judging by my personal family history, anti-vax conservatives are pushing large family sizes because they're expecting at least 1 out of every 4 kids to die of preventable diseases before the age of 10
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Mia ฅᨐฅ @theneuropond.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Started reading Starving Saints by @caitlinstarling.com for the horror but stayed for the "will they wont they", unhinged and yearning desire
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a woman is holding a sign that says `` hot '' over her head .
ALT: a woman is holding a sign that says `` hot '' over her head .
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
kinda bullshit that even though i have a qualifying underlying condition the easiest way for me to get the new covid boosters is to make a pharmacy appointment in the next state over and do a very short road trip
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/08/2025
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
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Humble Book Bundle: Martha Wells' Murderbot and More by TOR
Fall in love with Martha Wells’ The Murderbot Diaries series—the engine behind the hit AppleTV adaptation—and help support World Central Kitchen.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I would also note that the TOS quoted in the message to Jessie state that this is about respect for users. but JK Rowling is not a user. so the admins are prioritizing the imagined feelings of a public figure who will never see our posts over the trans people they fail to protect on here daily
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Capricorn: A raven brings ominous tidings regarding your data plan.
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
listen, WOTC and I were already enemies but did they have to paywall the D&D 5E sourcebook on D&D Beyond? i'm DMing for a bunch of new players and now I have to solely refer them to the public library for the handbook, which is a pain. guess we can't have nice things for free in this economy.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
mood.
You deserve a break.
Stop healing.
Choose violence.
go batshit insane.
do it for the plot.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the east coast: I drew you a nice, hot bath me: in the bathtub? the east coast: in the air all around you :) the east coast: there is no escape :)
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Earthgov president Morgan Clark has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.
A bald, stuffy-looking man in a suit on a CRT screen - President Clark, from Babylon 5.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
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Ed @ed3d.net · 18/06/2025
Yes the vice president is a troll, just shut up and block him so he doesn't get oxygen No, don't post about how lame he is, though he is, don't rise to his weak-ass bait Block and move on, it's what we do here
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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erin @erinsspace.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
it begins
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/04/2025
"in my slut era" I mutter, shuffling over to the kettle to make a fresh mug of chamomile tea
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