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Cottage in the Woods

@cottageinwood.bsky.social
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🌙 Joel. Book reviewer, poet, artist, baker, herbalist, and naturopath from Wellington, NZ (he/him) Nominated for Pushcart Prize and Best of Net.

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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Even bakers being asked to work for exposure these days
bbc.com
Cake freebie request from The Voice 'abysmal', says bakery
The company behind The Voice UK apologises after asking bakery Get Baked for free food.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Great article, lots of insight and a few chuckles.
theguardian.com
Chastity, nodding and enormous pores: will women also love Nolan’s Odyssey?
Christopher Nolan’s epic adaptation has been met with almost universal acclaim – from mostly male film critics. Might women find the journey less comfortable?
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Watching "Mother Mary" for the first time...
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
SAM NEILL: "Do you want to be a bumblebee with me?...Of course you do." ME: *nods furiously, starts crying* 🐝 💛
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SamNeillTheProp on Instagram: "WANT TO BUMBLEBEE ? With me ? In the lavender ( harvesting soon for lavender oil . ) Ok . LET’S BEE BUMBLING BEES COME ON … #organics #twopaddocks #newzealand #laven...
52K likes, 1,468 comments - samneilltheprop on January 14, 2025: "WANT TO BUMBLEBEE ? With me ? In the lavender ( harvesting soon for lavender oil . ) Ok . LET’S BEE BUMBLING BEES COME ON … #organ...
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have come to secretly feel in my hidden heart that if you still watch HP or buy merch in 2026, you probably are a bad person.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Squish! 🫶
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Tawni Monster Mash-all @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That money you spend on Harry Potter garbage goes to suing Amnesty International on behalf of ex-spouses of trans people who call themselves "trans widows."
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace, Sam Neill 🦖 I loved your films (all of them) and not much else to say. Utterly heartbroken.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love how out of all the romance paths in this game, I went with a werewolf monster with a toxic relationship with his evil mother. What can I say? I have a type.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Note from my notebook from 2016 which I find has only grown in pertinence in the intervening decade.
I know I buy far too many books but I like to think that lining the walls of my house with them wards off evil in some deeply important way.
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Eric Woldry (he/him) 🌈 @woldry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Decided to de-stress by buying myself a cute lil horror game on Steam...
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I mean, if you were going to do a dinner menu to go with a "Jurassic Park" screening, this is pretty solid.
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Matt Bell @mdbell79.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ended up reading some old lit blog book reviews as research for a project, and each one had a comment section full of smart, intriguing, sometimes infuriating, often enlightening responses. I miss book blogs so much. I miss pretty much the whole internet as it was before social media. Every day.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Reminds me of where I grew up, surrounded by sparkling seas and sheep-gnawed clifftops. A bright, blinding place, far from any forests. Beaches were full of sunbathers and children and fishermen, and, on occassion, a body would wash up.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is amazing.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If a show is in the Top 10 for multiple countries, it isn't enough to prevent a cancellation. The system is broken.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Buckle up 👀
youtu.be
NIGHTBORN | Official Trailer Feat. Rupert Grint, Seidi Haarla | Shudder
YouTube video by Shudder
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Jeff Dillon Fine Art @jeffdillonfineart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My name is Jeff Dillon and I'm a Canadian landscape painter. This is my art and I'd love to hear what you think. Jeff #art
My name is Jeff Dillon and I'm a Canadian landscape painter. This is my art and I'd love to hear what you think. 
Jeff
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 07/07/2026
Me after death, realizing I no longer have deadlines, surfing my body into the void. (Dancing Skeleton, by Miles Cleveland Goodwin)
Dancing Skeleton painting, which can be viewed at this gallery link. A skeleton appears to be dancing of a corpse, oil on canvas.

https://www.valleyhouse.com/detail.asp?artworkid=11934
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Painting of an army of women invading hell, inspired by the Flemish proverb: "One woman makes a din, two women a lot of trouble, three an annual market, four a quarrel, five an army, and against six the Devil himself has no weapon". 🎨 Peter Bruegel the Elder, 1563
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
During a time where most of Hollywood feels heartless and shallow, with execs drooling at the possibility of replacing everyone with robots, I really want to celebrate creatives who go through painstaking, meticulous processes to make practical effects, physical sets, high quality costumes, etc.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The best part of "The Backrooms" film (for me) is the lack of CGI... they built actual sets, so large that the cast and crew would often get lost in the yellow rooms. It is the most anti-Ai film I have ever seen.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ok guys. I'm going in.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Watching "Strange Harvest" after @stinasdemons.com posted about it.. loving the cosmic horror + true crime mockumentary combo! 🐙
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Finally.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I recently read "All of your rage was once hope" and, not gonna lie, I needed to take a minute 🥲
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I recently read "All of your rage was once hope" and, not gonna lie, I needed to take a minute 🥲
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If I ever open my own bakery, I will market it the way CEOs market Ai technology: "Try our cinnamon rolls! It's inevitable." "Buy our brownie + coffee combo deal before you get left behind forever!" "Best bread in town! Now open 7 days a week and there is nothing you can do to stop us."
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
“Just because white people couldn’t do it doesn’t mean it was ALIENS” with pictures of various man-made wonders like the Easter Island statues and pyramids
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
After nearly a year of searching, I finally found a cotton lavender! Nurseries near me seemed to stop selling this lovely plant... It has a bright, cleansing sort of smell, like eucalyptus and sage and bay leaves all rolled into one. We had one in my childhood home, and I was obsessed with it.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Breakfast alone on my day off... homemade focaccia, pesto, chilli fried eggs, roughly cut chervil from the garden.... 🤤
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A wonderful thread full of people who befriend + protect trees 💚
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The algorithm seems to have decided that I desperately need news stories about people destroying beautiful ancient trees. Please...share a tree you love, a flower you nurture, a herb you plant in every garden 🙏❤️
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Disney missed the point of fairytales. You don't succeed life through beauty or violence—the two gender-specific defences that protagonists are given against the world. You need wit, cunning, tenacity, kindness, and magic. 🎨 Gustaf Tenggren
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
God I fucking love Robert Eggers.
youtu.be
WERWULF - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters Christmas
YouTube video by Focus Features
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Terri Windling @terriwindling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Destruction of wildlife to support AI. Hell no.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What's it like in your head?
static.klipy.com
Nazgul Rider from Lord of the Rings
ALT: Nazgul Rider from Lord of the Rings
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Learn new words. Fill your soul with new sounds and syllables. Be forever changed and transformed.
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EnglishRoses🕷 @englishroses.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This: www.seedtalks.co.uk/tour/history...
seedtalks.co.uk
The History of Folk Horror — UK Tour | Seed Talks
Paganism, sacrifice, sexy nature. A touring talk tracing folk horror from The Wicker Man to Midsommar. Tickets on sale now.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Everytime they film a folk horror about a small community living in fear of a monster in the woods, it summons me from another dimension.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sitting in a community garden, drinking coffee in the winter wind, and I notice a young man enters the garden—he bends over a rosemary bush, smiling, sniffing the leaves, caressing their branches. He produces a knife, cuts a few sprigs, and quietly departs. A cook? A witch?
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
📚📖 What is everyone reading this weekend? 🎒📘
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Neighbour, smiling: "Oh the garden looks lovely!" Me: "Yeah I love gardening! After a hard day at work I just need to be able to CRUSH something alive with my bare hands." Neighbour, smile fading: "Oh yeah totally."
Painting of a woman gathering herbs, circa 1500
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I will never understand all the anxiety about boys not reading books. When I was a kid, we were reading Goosebumps, Animorphs, and Harry Potter. Stuff that had a lot of parents (in my community) clutching their pearls over!
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𝙕𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙯𝙚𝙚 @zambeezee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Depression and disenchantment are such different problems, but both require a quest of sorts.
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