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I would b**n the person’s h***e d**n

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On the bright side, they’ll all have CTE and top themselves and their families before the age of 45

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lol same bsky.app/profile/eric...

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Sometimes you gotta go watch your alma mater get absolutely mutt-walked by the Nebraska Cornhuskers volleyball team

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All the characters from the Black Hole Sun video escaped and now have six-figure sinecure jobs in conservative politics. And I think that's really nice.

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Please tell him to use Excavator American

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Notice I didn’t say chopped, because no one can even joke that Nick isn’t handsome. And in my opinion, it’s much better to look good than to feel good.

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Damn, it took 4 years and a computer ghost to finally diagnose you as an Old and Washed Unc? I coulda told you years ago!

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I don’t think this building was built in 2023?

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Me after two liters of high ABV beer talking about the mayor of NYC: Johan Manzambi

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It’s funny that an essential point of Greek mythic storytelling is “How would one most effectively dip a baby in a River?”

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Ravioli Ripple 🌹 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Morning Zoo Radio Show Voice*: “It’s ROCKTOBER SEVENTH, let’s get the LED OUT!!” (Guitar lick sound effect)

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This is the mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, his body on the front line, shielding student protesters and telling the cops to back off. Sometimes people ask "what do you want Dems to DO?!?" The answer is this. This is what they should have been doing all along. They are cowards.

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Every single DoorDash driver I encounter, either at work or dropping stuff at my neighbors, smells like weed that would’ve cost you $400 an ounce in 1996. It’s all too strong.

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve been saying this since pre-pandemic, and it’s only gotten worse: The degree to which DoorDash and other app-slave delivery services have imperiled our roads cannot be overstated. There is an army of the precariot driving recklessly, often times in unsafe vehicles, with zero speed enforcement.

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s because she knows there shouldn’t be individual owners of NFL teams. And while she’d probably never admit it, her self-doubt and neuroses manifest in attempting to assuage that doubt and guilt by performing competency indicating tasks like walking purposefully and conspicuously taking notes.

EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bin Laden would’ve dunked Jesus through the goddamn floor

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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our built infrastructure robs kids of their freedom of independent mobility. Streets are dominated by oversized vehicles, piloted by aggressive and distracted drivers where one mistake can turn lethal. We sacrificed child development to subsidize the auto industry.

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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think it’s cool and shows well thought out priorities that BNS is doing media backed enforcement against “illegal benches” next to sidewalks but has their head in the sand when it comes to people setting up valet parking zones on the actual cultural trail downtown

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This thing was doing Michael Jordan numbers

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Ketamine got my man’s liver plumped up like a foie grad goose.

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Have you read the study about what's happening to families? The full stream of The Tim Heidecker Podcast gets real about children. Watch now: bit.ly/4rOMpxc

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CBS hitting the “Gabbo Is Coming” button for Marshals and Tracker this year.

I loved that character on The Wire

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(The Hold Steady voice): 🎶Athan Kaliakmanis🎶

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A a certified Turnstile Ambivalent, that was a pretty good song.

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lol. This is delightful in a very disturbing way. Has Naomi ever fired a blunderbuss at a vagrant running through the woods because someone in the house Saxe-Coburg and Gotha line of succession threatened to turn her into stew if she didn’t?

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

STEEPLES!!! He thinks people have to scale the outside of a church steeple to change a clock time!! He’s the dumbest fuck in the history of the world!!

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“High and dangerous steeples to reach” is absolutely killing me