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Eric FJ

@ericfj.bsky.social
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Software developer, beer brewer

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 2h
That's crazy.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's crazy.
The original Hummer could drive fifty feet per gallon of gas.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so interesting.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That explains a lot.
Abner Doubleday invented baseball in 1908 after he bet a friend $20 that he could create a sport even more boring than soccer.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kaitlan Collins should've told trump that if he wants positive media coverage he should smile more.
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whatever you got used to while growing up I guess...
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's crazy.
Andrew Jackson's parrot was temporarily instated as President of the United states when President Jackson got lost in a corn maze.
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Andres Guadamuz @technollama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's the year of our lord 2026, and a whole generation has never forgiven U2 for uploading that album to every iTunes account in the world.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An adolescent blonde haired girl in pigtails has answered the door. With a thumb pointing to Spider-Man in his black costume era, she says "DAAADEEEE! There's a man here with a BUG on his chest!"
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Make it make sense
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Frame #6953 from 60sE11 the small planets
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As an urban geographer by training I've done my share on research on gentrification. Too much work. All I would've needed is this cartoon by @TommySiegel 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Eric FJ @ericfj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is awesome.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want to go there.
The Four Corners is a geographic location where one person can stand in Arizona, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Florida all at once.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Analysis | Americans believe that the typical Democrat spends all of their time issuing diversity statements and undergoing gender transitions. The fact that they don't is yet another example of the party failing to meet the public's expectations.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day
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Star Trek Ds9
ALT: Star Trek Ds9
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
The Strait of Warm Ooze: the first monument you smell before you see.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Liberals say that our democracy is in a death spiral. They're wrong—our republic is in a death spiral.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This happened to me, and I was only 7 at the time.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BEST. CAPTION. EVER. 🤣🤣🤣
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/09/2026
"I just have other interests, I guess, apart from politics. Did I tell you I’m working with the PTA in the school library to remove any books with objectionable content as I define it?" buff.ly/XpCbDuw
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I’m Your Friend Who Just Doesn’t “Do Politics”
“I just have other interests, I guess, apart from politics. Did I tell you I’m working with the PTA in the school library to remove any books with objectiona...
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That explains a lot.
The government invented drum circles to make the counterculture movement less appealing to American citizens.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/09/2026
"We should see more of Hawkeye’s farm. Hawkeye lives on a farm but does not appear to own any horses. Does he use industrial tractors, which crush the life out of the soil and poison the water table?" buff.ly/BYX0Etm
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Suggestions for Rebooting the Marvel Cinematic Universe from Farmer, Essayist, and Poet Wendell Berry
“We should see more of Hawkeye’s farm. Hawkeye lives on a farm but does not appear to own any horses. Does he use industrial tractors, which crush the life o...
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Andres Guadamuz @technollama.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age
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Neill Cameron @neillcameron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Humphrey Bogart reluctantly gets involved in the admin regarding an associate’s immigration issues.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/08/2026
As the voices grew around me, and countless profane hands strafed over my naked flesh, the words of the chant, which at first had seemed mere sounds, grew clear: "The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin." buff.ly/KNfc1jN
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H.P. Loveshack
“The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin.” Aug 20 2021 Aug 20 2022 (his bday) 8/20/24 8/20/25 8/20/26
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> @daveweigel.bsky.social
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
Fire hydrants exist in most cities, but nobody knows who put them there.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That makes sense.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If all goes well we'll be able to eat food again in two years.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's already halfway there.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
President Trump taps Kim Jong Un to be new White House Press Secretary.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This continuous road trip allows you to visit all US National Parks. The trip spans 14,498 miles (23,333 km) on the road (plus hopefully many miles of hiking). Will take roughly 2 months if you travel at breakneck pace. Pack your bags! Source: buff.ly/2ar5TAA
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/08/2026
"Today, everyone sees the name Taylor Farms and suddenly becomes the Hercule Poirot of the commode. You had our guacamole at noon. You experienced what you describe as a bowel emergency of unprecedented violence at 12:07. Case closed, you say."
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When You Really Think About It, Everything Makes You Poop (by Taylor Farms)
“Today, everyone sees the name Taylor Farms and suddenly becomes the Hercule Poirot of the commode. You had our guacamole at noon. You experienced what you d...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who you gonna call?
A tour bus in Edinburgh with branding on the side that reads GHOST BUS TOURS
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Finally....
Short description: A candid photo shows a young boy in a blue tank top clutching a live otter outdoors, his face twisted into a mischievous grin.  
Baked-in text: “When you finally manage to steal an otter of your very own…”
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh hello, I wrote a gazillion words about Trump's proposed new golden age of science and how it is anything but.
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The new "science golden age" looks suspiciously like a grift
Trump wants to run scientific research like his family business.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026
Tate Brothers Arrested In Florida theonion.com/tate-brothers-arrested…
“I thought Florida was an alpha male sanctuary state.”

Caleb Singer, Fruit Ripener
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I asked my focus group of swing voters to name the prime minister of the UK. Three said Tony Blair, one said Michael Caine, zero said Andy Burnham, and the rest asked what any of this had to do with trans.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/07/2026
"Nolan had a simple job—faithfully adapt Homer’s poem from the written dactylic hexameter into the visual medium of film. That should've started with geographically accurate casting—Greek actors playing Achaeans, Turkish actors playing Trojans, and Cyclops actors playing Cyclopes."
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The New Odyssey Movie Is Historically Inaccurate; Matt Damon Isn’t the Least Bit Greek
“It is clear that Hollywood has no interest in historical representation and is instead focused on pushing a single agenda—putting as many white people from ...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
According to Donald Trump, the Chinese can steal US elections when he's in power, but not when a Democrat is in power. So I think we know the best way to avoid China "stealing" elections. Vote Democratic!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/07/2026
Time Change xkcd.com/3272/
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1 behind podium on stage: We all hate springing forward. But we love falling back. (2) [Audience pictured listening] PERSON 1: Therefore, we are abolishing the *spring* time change *only*. We’ll gain an hour every year, but never lose one. (3) PERSON OFF-PANEL: Won’t that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the sun? PERSON 1 holding up a fist: *Then we will meet the chaos clear-eyed and well-rested!*
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 16/07/2026
Political cartoon. Blanche sits before a committee hearing with a giant billboard covering his face that reads: "Need a fixer Attorney General? He's on Trump's side...Not Yours. 1-800-LAW-HACK. Call Todd Blanche!" A speech bubble says, "...Any questions?"
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